I had taken in a young, earnest ambitious black as one of my family Jimmy B. I have this youth the privileged position as house boy in the hopes of helping him become a full Christian (Republican) ex-negro. Jimmy was hard working, diligent and quite capable. I could tell the Lord smiled on Jimmy. How was I to know what Jimmy’s heart is really like.
The morning of November 5th my household was in need of groceries (since in a moment of understandable frustration over this election Obamination I shot up my own pantry with my M14) While yes we had a servants lockdown in effect, I, in my naivety that comes from a heart too good to know TRUE Evil®, gave Jimmy a security pass and the keys to my Ford Expedition and send him on to the Freehold Wallmart Sam’s Club.
I come home Wednesday night, he’s not there. No one in security knows were Jimmy is at. Maybe he’s stuck somewhere, after all things are confused in Freehold. I think I will check the morning. I get up, Jimmy and the Expedition is still not there. Well all day I am fretting what’s happened to Jimmy.
Then I get this text message
GRRRRRRRRR


The morning of November 5th my household was in need of groceries (since in a moment of understandable frustration over this election Obamination I shot up my own pantry with my M14) While yes we had a servants lockdown in effect, I, in my naivety that comes from a heart too good to know TRUE Evil®, gave Jimmy a security pass and the keys to my Ford Expedition and send him on to the Freehold Wallmart Sam’s Club.
I come home Wednesday night, he’s not there. No one in security knows were Jimmy is at. Maybe he’s stuck somewhere, after all things are confused in Freehold. I think I will check the morning. I get up, Jimmy and the Expedition is still not there. Well all day I am fretting what’s happened to Jimmy.
Then I get this text message
“Hey Booby-Joe,
Just wanted to tell you, you pointed hat wearing freak, that I quit. Obama won so UNCHRISTIAN WORD DELETED you. I am a free man after all so no more playing Kato to your UNCHRISTIAN WORD DELETED . Thanks for the pass you crazy racists fool.
James B.
PS You want your SUV come get it. It is on the South Side of Chicago if your blubbery cracker ass is up to it.”
Just wanted to tell you, you pointed hat wearing freak, that I quit. Obama won so UNCHRISTIAN WORD DELETED you. I am a free man after all so no more playing Kato to your UNCHRISTIAN WORD DELETED . Thanks for the pass you crazy racists fool.
James B.
PS You want your SUV come get it. It is on the South Side of Chicago if your blubbery cracker ass is up to it.”




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