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  • TwinkBoy
    CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 212
    #1

    Twink's Public Profile

    Oh pooh...pooh...loves! I made a request to be able to post a public profile here at the "godly" Landover Baptist....andddd....to NO avail. SOooo I'm making one below. Oh don't get...hmmm...upset PASTOR loves. I just want everyone to KNOW me a bit better.

    Avatar: http://scarabee.com/PAGES/ROCKY/frank1.jpg


    Name: TwinkBoy

    Location: Transsexual, Transylvania

    Age: HA! I'm not telling.

    Sex: YESssssssssssssss

    Marriage Status: AVAILABLE

    Email: Call me girlfriend

    Signature: "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania." AND, "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

    Hobbies: "experimenting" (if you know what I mean); Creating new "monsters" (in just 7 days I CAN make YOU a MANnnn!!); Lingerie, Corsets, Heels, Fish net stockings, Inspecting "fruit and vegetables." AND....MEATLOAF anyone? LMAO........

    Dislikes: Nagging old betties, people who just say NO! Oh, also, I DISLIKE any and all long-term relationships as ONE NIGHT STANDS are just fine with me.

    Likes: "Apples, oranges, peaches, pears, andddd...AVOCADOS" (if you catch my drift love)

    Favorite Foods: hot dogs, sausages, salami....:O

    Favorite Song: The Time Warp

    "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

    "Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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    • Pastor Rune Enoe
      Apostle of the North
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 11680
      #2
      Re: Twink's Public Profile

      I have now made you Member (which you will no doubt read something dirty into), so you can update your own profile.
      A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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        • Bub.
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2007
          • 57
          #3
          Re: Twink's Public Profile

          Simply great!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323
              #4
              Re: Twink's Public Profile

              Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
              I have now made you Member (which you will no doubt read something dirty into), so you can update your own profile.
              WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! God hates fags. I'm sure you meant that you banned the homer forever.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • TwinkBoy
                  CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 212
                  #5
                  Re: Twink's Public Profile

                  OH! Prune darling!! GREAT apostle of the North! I think I LOVE you .......FINALLY and a "girl" could ask for no better present on this fine SUNDAY evening!....Hmmm...a member hey? OH..ho...ah....well....I'll leave that one alone for now love....hehe...

                  OHhh...BIG Al...I mean PASTOR Al...don't be such a pooh pooh love....afterall...I promise not to put up anything...hmmm...shall we just say "inappropriate.".....(snicker, snicker) Just think love, by your admitting me as a member you are proving the LOVE of JESUSssss to all who come across your RIGHTeous forum here at LBC.

                  Anyway.....gosh...now this "girl" is totally at a loss for words....I thank you Prune love for this honor. NOW...love...let's me and you talk...ahhh...member...shall we? LMAO
                  "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                  "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                    • lilith
                      Night Hag
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1232
                      #6
                      Re: Twink's Public Profile

                      Yay Twink,I love your favourite song.
                      And good luck with Pastor Al's...um...member.
                      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • Brother Love
                          Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 403
                          #7
                          Re: Twink's Public Profile

                          Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
                          I have now made you Member (which you will no doubt read something dirty into), so you can update your own profile.
                          Sweet JeSuS!! You must be joking Brother Prune. Do any of you TRUE CHRISTIAN folks have any idea what you're in for? That perv Twink will turn this forum into one big Sodomite Bath party!!

                          Lord JeSuS I pray for your help. Smite the homer, Lord. Smite him good! Give him AIDS, sweet JeSUS, your HOLY punishment for all HOMERSEXUALS. Rot his member Lord JeSUS. Permanently plug his exit shoot, Lord, so that Twinkie Boy might see the ERROR of his ways and TURN to YOU, Lord Almighty. In the blessed, SWEET name of JesUS I pray. Amen!
                          Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                          "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

                          "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                            • mollychu
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 143
                              #8
                              Re: Twink's Public Profile

                              Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
                              Sweet JeSuS!! You must be joking Brother Prune. Do any of you TRUE CHRISTIAN folks have any idea what you're in for? That perv Twink will turn this forum into one big Sodomite Bath party!!

                              Lord JeSuS I pray for your help. Smite the homer, Lord. Smite him good! Give him AIDS, sweet JeSUS, your HOLY punishment for all HOMERSEXUALS. Rot his member Lord JeSUS. Permanently plug his exit shoot, Lord, so that Twinkie Boy might see the ERROR of his ways and TURN to YOU, Lord Almighty. In the blessed, SWEET name of JesUS I pray. Amen!
                              oh come on.

                              Twinks awesome, and you know it.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Twink's Public Profile

                                  Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                                  oh come on.

                                  Twinks awesome, and you know it.
                                  Twink is a hellbound wad of perversion, hated by Jesus. Nothing more. He has only one hope of Salvation©, and he is blowing even that.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                      Senior Pastor
                                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                      Always Biblically correct
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 10639
                                      #10
                                      Re: Twink's Public Profile

                                      Oh, good, the hellbound trash have formed a mutual-admiration society. Maybe they can carpool to the lake of fire. Still, if Jesus guided Pastor PD to elevate the status of the vile sodomite to "member" in order to give visitors to this forum an example of how not to behave, who am I to question our Savior?
                                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                        • Bobby-Joe
                                          Landover Security Superviser
                                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 18405
                                          #11
                                          Re: Twink's Public Profile

                                          Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                                          Anyway.....gosh...now this "girl" is totally at a loss for words....I thank you Prune love for this honor. NOW...love...let's me and you talk...ahhh...member...shall we? LMAO
                                          Careful there sinner. This is your one chance to earn Christ good favor and not end up in the Lake of Fire. It will take more that flaunting your firm bottom to make Jesus happy friend. He is firm and hard when it comes to sin so don't blow it as Pastor Zeke has warned.

                                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 5131
                                              #12
                                              Re: Twink's Public Profile

                                              Heh, and what makes you think that Twink would have a problem with 'blowing it', BJ?
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                                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                • Bobby-Joe
                                                  Landover Security Superviser
                                                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 18405
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Twink's Public Profile

                                                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                  Heh, and what makes you think that Twink would have a problem with 'blowing it', BJ?
                                                  Eh? How dare you suggest Twink will look into Jesus' kind blue eyes with lust and seek to orally sodomize Our Risen Savior! You are just disgusting you shameless harlot!

                                                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 5131
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Twink's Public Profile

                                                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                      Eh? How dare you suggest Twink will look into Jesus' kind blue eyes with lust and seek to orally sodomize Our Risen Savior! You are just disgusting you shameless harlot!
                                                      I never said that did I? And it isn't my fault if you assume it.
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                                                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                        • WickedWitch
                                                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 1366
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Twink's Public Profile

                                                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                          Heh, and what makes you think that Twink would have a problem with 'blowing it', BJ?
                                                          ! I can't believe you just said that! You're horrible!.......... *snorts* ..... *chuckles a bit*..... *bursts into laughter*... Absolutely horrible!
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