[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A Women's Forum

If you unsaved scumbuckets continue this pornographic discussion, this thread will be closed down. Now start exchanging recipes or discussing the best way to scrub a toilet. NOW!

Easy. Get a man to do it.

[WickedWitch]

Re: A Women's Forum

So then... the menfolk are thinking this is a good idea?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: A Women's Forum

I think that if we do create a women's forum, we should be able to seal it off from the rest of the forum when needed, thus isolating all females in there.
When one of them misbehaves severly, all of them are temporarily sealed off and their forum put on moderation, thus the group will shun the offender.
Pretty soon, she should stop misbehaving.

So not only can we keep the womanly yappity yap away from the unsaved men. (Who'm otherwise might become homers from reading it.)
We can also enforce that the women remain focused on Jesus in a more effiecent way.

This is how respectable schools used to work in the good old days;
When one erred, ALL were punished.
It is a proven system which works.

In short:
We could win female souls (if they have any!) for Jesus with such a powerful tool of Godly discipline.


What do you brothers think?
And what should we call it?
"The Kitchen" would seem appropriate to me.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: A Women's Forum

Rosa has a "woman problem" and would like the ladies' advice. I'll let her type it herself:

Jess, I wonder how ju Landover ladies get the good flaky crust on the meat pies? And also where to find freshest, tasty babies meat?

Rosa, I do hope that's a joke.

Oh, Señor Knees, ju know I not feed you babies!

Mmm hmm. Ola, Immigración?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Women's Forum

Well...if you insist.

Liberally sprinkle the inside of your loo with cleaning product - Ajax,Vim,or if you're going for the sun streaked look,bleach.

Upend your Pastor* insert in loo & scrub bowl with his hair.

*Note: Zeke's hair is especially recommended for this purpose,being quite stiff & wiry.

Filthy harlot! I am assigning you 1,000 infraction points for mouthing off 1 too many times.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Women's Forum

By the way Zekey...did you get a haircut love? Your hair looks shorter and...I MUST say....VERYyyy....hmmm....APPEALING!!

I get my hair cut by my private barber every Saturday afternoon, rain or shine. Some nigra boy who's been with my family for years and years. He used to trim my grandfather's hair.

I like to look my best for Jesus. As a pastor I have to set an example. While I enjoy an occasional compliment from Sister Thumper on my Manly grooming and hygiene, coming from a sodomite such comments make me feel queasy.

I don't swim 5 miles a day in my private olympic sized pool to provide you with perverted titillation. Repent now, degenerate!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: A Women's Forum

Well...if you insist.

Liberally sprinkle the inside of your loo with cleaning product - Ajax,Vim,or if you're going for the sun streaked look,bleach.

Upend your Pastor* insert in loo & scrub bowl with his hair.

*Note: Zeke's hair is especially recommended for this purpose,being quite stiff & wiry.

How many times have you been banned from this forum for eternity? Obviously one less time than necessary!

[Brother Love]

Re: A Women's Forum

Oh I see what you mean. A forum for our True Christian™ ladies. To exchange recipes and household cleaning tips I suppose. Fine idea, Brother.

I agree with you Pastor Zeke IF the women folk keep it to such things as recipe exchanging and house cleaning tips and such things. Women don't really need to think about anything else; just DO whatever their True Christian MAN commands them to do! You know what they say, Brother Zeke, a woman starts thinking and...he,he...things start falling apart.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A Women's Forum

Whatever the menfolk think is best will be good enough for me. I do know of some delicious Angel Food cake recipes!

[lilith]

Re: A Women's Forum

If you unsaved scumbuckets continue this pornographic discussion, this thread will be closed down. Now start exchanging recipes or discussing the best way to scrub a toilet. NOW!

Well...if you insist.

Liberally sprinkle the inside of your loo with cleaning product - Ajax,Vim,or if you're going for the sun streaked look,bleach.

Upend your Pastor* insert in loo & scrub bowl with his hair.

*Note: Zeke's hair is especially recommended for this purpose,being quite stiff & wiry.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: A Women's Forum

I suppose we had to deal with this women's forum stuff eventually. But until women can stay off Promise Enforcers (and I know I am one of very few who have managed that) or until Jesus Himself gives us a sign that we women are worthy of such a thing and wouldn't just use the forum as a cackling hen contest, I am against it.

PS Perhaps a recipe exchange, house cleaning forum, or women's ettiquette forum might be a bit more acceptable to HIM.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: A Women's Forum

Oh pooh, pooh Pastor Zekey, love....be nice instead of NAUGHTY love...snicker, snicker. Mollychu is quite NICE, love. She kind of reminds me of a friend named...damit JANET!

Now...getting back to topic, love....give us girls a forum and let us..."mingle"...

By the way Zekey...did you get a haircut love? Your hair looks shorter and...I MUST say....VERYyyy....hmmm....APPEALING!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Women's Forum

how is this pornographic? i fail to see.


i dont see any images of naked women or men....

The things that you fail to see could fill volumes. Being a female unsaved chink makes it nearly impossible for you to be Saved by the blood of christ. In the mean time, as a Man and as a Pastor, I'll do your thinking for you.

Now go bake some pies.

[mollychu]

Re: A Women's Forum

If you unsaved scumbuckets continue this pornographic discussion, this thread will be closed down. Now start exchanging recipes or discussing the best way to scrub a toilet. NOW!

how is this pornographic? i fail to see.


i dont see any images of naked women or men....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Women's Forum

If you unsaved scumbuckets continue this pornographic discussion, this thread will be closed down. Now start exchanging recipes or discussing the best way to scrub a toilet. NOW!