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  • OnYourKnees
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    Re: A Women's Forum

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

    I hope you're proud of the resulting images that came into my head but let's just say I must scrub my brain and hope that I never see that image again, ever.
    So you will FINALLY put the toilet brush to use?

    About time!

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  • WickedWitch
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Exactly. Now what are we supposed to do?
    *Shrugs* I dunno, never been gay before!


    I hope you're proud of the resulting images that came into my head but let's just say I must scrub my brain and hope that I never see that image again, ever.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
    Nor I! Good Heavens, you'd think we'd at least have been informed beforehand!

    Exactly. Now what are we supposed to do?

    You may want to tell Ching Lee and have her buy some Depends!

    I hope you're proud of the resulting images that came into my head but let's just say I must scrub my brain and hope that I never see that image again, ever.

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  • WickedWitch
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    And when did Alie and I become lesbians? Alie? Are you aware when this development occured? I had no idea we felt that way!
    Nor I! Good Heavens, you'd think we'd at least have been informed beforehand!

    Of course, dearest Pastor Al, I'll call Ching Lee and tell her to fix one for you just the way you like it. Extra psyllium husk, right?
    You may want to tell Ching Lee and have her buy some Depends!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Lol, I know, but fancy his idea, honestly, thinking that I'm going to touch that horrid brush when it isn't my turn for that chore.
    Look, this isn't summer camp where you all take turns scrubbing out the latrines. When a Man does you the favor of taking you as His property, then that means you have to work hard, 24/7, for the rest of your life, to repay His kindness. It is your place as a woman, according to the highest authority there is, GOD ALMIGHTY, to serve and be subjugated by your Husband. He is the High Priest of your household, and you are to serve and obey Him as if He were our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Got it?

    Ephesians 5:22-24
    Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the Saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

    Colossians 3:18
    Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.


    Now go fetch me a sandwich, woman!

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Yes! Excellent post. Now go fetch me one as well.
    Right away Pastor. Would you like me to roll you a fresh Havana between my thighs at the same time?

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
    I also meant a nicer one.

    The silly man - he obviously doesn't know that tonight's your night to do dishes, not toilets! *Rolls her eyes*

    Damn straight.

    Will you two Lezbeens stop flirting with each other and fetch your men a Beer??
    Well, seeing as I'm at work, I do think that while my husband would appreciate the gesture, he wouldn't think it was the greatest idea in the world to put my job on the line to get him a beer.

    And when did Alie and I become lesbians? Alie? Are you aware when this development occured? I had no idea we felt that way!

    Yes! Excellent post. Now go fetch me one as well.
    Of course, dearest Pastor Al, I'll call Ching Lee and tell her to fix one for you just the way you like it. Extra psyllium husk, right?

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Will you two Lezbeens stop flirting with each other and fetch your men a Beer??
    Yes! Excellent post. Now go fetch me one as well.

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Undecided View Post



    The silly man - he obviously doesn't know that tonight's your night to do dishes, not toilets! *Rolls her eyes*
    Will you two Lezbeens stop flirting with each other and fetch your men a Beer??

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  • WickedWitch
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Oh, that isn't quite what I had in mind OYK. No....there is an easier form of persuasion.


    Lol, I know, but fancy his idea, honestly, thinking that I'm going to touch that horrid brush when it isn't my turn for that chore.
    The silly man - he obviously doesn't know that tonight's your night to do dishes, not toilets! *Rolls her eyes*

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    Your little voodoo dolls won't work on True Christian menfolk, witch!
    Oh, that isn't quite what I had in mind OYK. No....there is an easier form of persuasion.

    (Psst, Rachael, I don't think that's quite what he had in mind.)
    Lol, I know, but fancy his idea, honestly, thinking that I'm going to touch that horrid brush when it isn't my turn for that chore.

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  • WickedWitch
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Easy. Get a man to do it.
    (Psst, Rachael, I don't think that's quite what he had in mind.)

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Oh, there are ways to ensure a man's co-operation, BJ.
    Your little voodoo dolls won't work on True Christian menfolk, witch!

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Any "man" who would stoop to do women's work isn't a man Rachael.
    Oh, there are ways to ensure a man's co-operation, BJ.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Easy. Get a man to do it.
    Any "man" who would stoop to do women's work isn't a man Rachael.

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