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  • Ohnn
    • Jan 2007
    • 27

    #1

    Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

    link <-- click on the link... =D

    honestly, i think that was mean.. you know, to leave your wife all alone crying... but then again, the women have to submit, bah... that's just mean.. but let me guess... the bible says that the mens' omnipotent in the household.. -.-''

    well, whatever, just enjoy watching your heroic deed.
    Last edited by Talitha; 01-10-2007, 11:27 PM. Reason: Jesus does not allow us to embed Video's into Posts. I've tidied it up for you.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

    I'm sorry, I can't see what you're linking to. My computer has software that blocks all but the godliest of websites.
    Posted via Prayer

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    • Ohnn
      • Jan 2007
      • 27

      #3
      Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

      I'm sorry, I can't see what you're linking to. My computer has software that blocks all but the godliest of websites.
      that's pretty interesting, may you please let me borrow your software then? maybe it might block this forum along with all the other satan trash. =D

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

        Originally posted by Ohnn View Post
        that's pretty interesting, may you please let me borrow your software then? maybe it might block this forum along with all the other satan trash. =D
        Bite your blasphemous tongue! This forum is on one of very few approved websites! Landover's software programmers are currently working on a newer version that will block out any posts by the unsaved though.
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2025
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

          Originally posted by Ohnn View Post
          that's pretty interesting, may you please let me borrow your software then? maybe it might block this forum along with all the other satan trash. =D
          Friend, you have to be a True Christian™ to benefit from using that Software.
          It has been approved by our God© Like Pastors.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Ohnn
            • Jan 2007
            • 27

            #6
            Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

            Friend, you have to be a True Christian™ to benefit from using that Software.
            It has been approved by our God© Like Pastors.
            pity.. well, thanks for tidying up(getting rid of the embedded stuff) my post for me though... =D

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551

              #7
              Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

              Originally posted by Ohnn View Post
              that's pretty interesting, may you please let me borrow your software then? maybe it might block this forum along with all the other satan trash. =D
              Listen you little pervert; we have welcomed you into our Godly forum with the love and compassion of Jesus. And all we've gotten for our trouble is your constant barrage of hatespeech and God mocking. Why is it that all you heathens are filled with such hatred and anger?

              At any rate, you don't need any software to block this True Christian™ forum. I'll be happy to ban you and thus ensure that you spend eternity in hellfire. Just say the word.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2025
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

                Originally posted by Ohnn View Post
                pity.. well, thanks for tidying up(getting rid of the embedded stuff) my post for me though... =D
                You are welcome.
                You know, It's never to late to be Saved© here at Landover.
                get right with Jesus® and get out your Holy Bible©(KJV1611) and one day you could join us.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Ohnn
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 27

                  #9
                  Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

                  Listen you little pervert; we have welcomed you into our Godly forum with the love and compassion of Jesus. And all we've gotten for our trouble is your constant barrage of hatespeech and God mocking. Why is it that all you heathens are filled with such hatred and anger?
                  welcomed, eh? it didnt seem very welcoming at all..

                  At any rate, you don't need any software to block this True Christian™ forum. I'll be happy to ban you and thus ensure that you spend eternity in hellfire. Just say the word.
                  well, if i really wanted to, i can always just make a new account and thus, ensure the "hatred" within this forum so i think that will only cause you wasting more bandwith, having to much members who will vastly outnumber the saved members, and just causing too much headache.

                  You are welcome.
                  You know, It's never to late to be Saved© here at Landover.
                  get right with Jesus® and get out your Holy Bible©(KJV1611) and one day you could join us.
                  thanks very much, but i'll stick with my religion and you may stick with yours. but i will always remember that im welcomed to be saved here. =D

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #10
                    Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

                    Originally posted by Ohnn View Post
                    well, if i really wanted to, i can always just make a new account and thus, ensure the "hatred" within this forum so i think that will only cause you wasting more bandwith, having to much members who will vastly outnumber the saved members, and just causing too much headache.
                    Such devious plotting hardly sounds very "Buddhist".

                    I think you lied about that, too.

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2025
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

                      Originally posted by Ohnn View Post
                      thanks very much, but i'll stick with my religion and you may stick with yours. but i will always remember that im welcomed to be saved here. =D
                      I'm afraid our Pastors can come across a little "sharp" but they have your best interests at heart.
                      As you will know from your own faith, there are always those out to persecute, so they have to be real careful.
                      YIC
                      Talitha

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • mollychu
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 143

                        #12
                        Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        Such devious plotting hardly sounds very "Buddhist".

                        I think you lied about that, too.
                        no, she is buddhist. i know her in real life.

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                        • Ohnn
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 27

                          #13
                          Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

                          Such devious plotting hardly sounds very "Buddhist".
                          lol. aye, that does sound devious once you think about it but it's alright, i'll just try make sure i try extra harder in my next life.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

                            Originally posted by Ohnn View Post
                            lol. aye, that does sound devious once you think about it but it's alright, i'll just try make sure i try extra harder in my next life.
                            uh huh, and when you go to a hot dog vender you ask for him to "make you one with everything"? Disgusting.

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                            • mollychu
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 143

                              #15
                              Re: Congrats, you're on worldwide broadcasting

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              uh huh, and when you go to a hot dog vender you ask for him to "make you one with everything"? Disgusting.
                              awww darnit. you ruined a really good joke. ):

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