[rexrexrex]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

and on the catholic thing, yea its ok to say harsh stuff, im being harsh to you guys... But you can't just judge a group of people like that. Like I said, leave the judging to God!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

and on the catholic thing, yea its ok to say harsh stuff, im being harsh to you guys... But you can't just judge a group of people like that. Like I said, leave the judging to God!

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[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Like I said, leave the judging to God!

Like YOU said, not like GOD said. Are you telling us that the Bible quotes that our Pastor provided are lies? Please tell me, in detail, why we should not obey the Bible.

[rexrexrex]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

Let's have a contest, kid. We try to get converts the way Jesus, did, and you try to get converts the way Jesus didn't. Then we compare to see who saved more souls from hellfire? Deal?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

Yeah, we do arrogant things like bursting into the forums of well-established, successful churches, and then insulting them and claiming that we know so much better than them about everything - while trying to guilt them into taking responsibility for our own failure as babysitters....

You have 10 minutes to prove that you found this site with a search term other than "olsen twins nude". Failure will result in banning.

[Billy Ram]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

I think we hear to much about the love of God.I like to focus on God's hatred,it keeps things balanced.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

Friend, let me say this in our defense. when you stopped barking and notified us of a problem, we had our server team working on it within minutes. I believe it is fixed, but we are going to have the morning crew revisit the problem. We have just installed new software and there are a few glitches left.

I apologized to you for any inconvenience. I don't believe that is arrogance at all. Rather, I think we are immediately responsive 24/7/365 to ANY reported problem, even from Catholics, JOOs, darkies or miscellaneous unsaved trash such as yourself.

Thank you again for bringing the problem to our attention!

Yours in Christ
Pastor Al

[JennyD]

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Rito mate...

Im a Christian, so how bowt you cut the crap and tell me why the admin on this site are letting thisngs get posted that are ruining my little cousins innocence?

Rex, I understand your confusion.

When I first came upon Landover's web site, I was horrified at the things I saw!

Why, there are people posting nudity and perversion of all sorts! I was appalled.

Then, I found my way through the filth to the Godly center. I saw that the True Christians(tm) here at Landover really do follow all of God's Word, and that the filth you see happens because people who hate Jesus join and spread their Goth, and their VampireFreaks, and their DeviantArt.Com all over the place. They stick their "Nailin' Palin" videos and their Olsen Twins Dirty Pillows shots here, to shock us Christians.

If you react like that to them, they've won.

In time, I learned that these revolting images and vulgarity are actually cries for help, and that's why the Pastors tolerate them.

Take a deep breath, and try to see the troubled soul behind the piercings, the Clown makeup, or the "tortured artist" facades. These people need Jesus, and the Christians at Landover are doing their very best to give them all the Jesus they can take!

Now, rexrexrex, would you rather we tell them the Truth, or would you like us to sugar-coat it so that they can believe in a fairy tale God, like Santa Claus, who loves everybody and gives us all presents if we're nice for a few days of the year?

God doesn't quite work that way, friend. According to the Bible, if we obey all of His Laws and beg Him to forgive us for being vile and disgusting sinners, we can spend eternity praising and serving Him in Heaven. Forever. If we don't do what He says now, He knows we never will. Therefore, He will simply toss us into Hell. You know, the lake of fire He created where He will torture sinners for all eternity!

Surely you wouldn't want us to turn our backs on all the people who need Jesus, and just give them happy lies to believe? We'd be helping them straight to God's Hell!

[Wide-Open]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Friend, let me say this in our defense. when you stopped barking and notified us of a problem, we had our server team working on it within minutes. I believe it is fixed, but we are going to have the morning crew revisit the problem. We have just installed new software and there are a few glitches left.

We are still working on it Pastor. There is a strange bug (demon?) in this new version, and we yet have to repair it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

We get a lot of people like this Rex guy. Folks who calls themselves Christians, and then want us to spread the laws of God in a polite way.

Please, Rex, tell us how to say "God demands that all homosexuals be executed" in a polite way. The Bible doesn't say it in a polite way, how polite is Leviticus 20:13?

How do you say "God will have non-Christians tortured and tortured and tortured and tortured the all eternity" in a polite way?

Tell us how to say it politely, and we'll say it. Until then, we will preach the Bible the way the Bible is written and the way Jesus preached the Bible.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

The DOF report just came in. REXREXREX got here by doing an Internet search for the Olsen twins. Lying bastard.

[JennyD]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

The DOF report just came in. REXREXREX got here by doing an Internet search for the Olsen twins. Lying bastard.

That's disgusting! He's . . . he's one of THEM! The DeviantTard VampireGeeks Pervert Trolls!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

I just think you guys are a bit arrogant thats all. I mean you talk about your pastor and obeying the bible... but what about LOVE??? Humbleness?

We do love people. We love them enough to warn them of what will happen to them if they remain in their sins. If someone were standing in the path of a speeding dump truck, would it be more loving to warn that person to get out of the way or just to think, "Oh, well, it's not my place to judge"?

[Lady-Amandria]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Then, I found my way through the filth to the Godly center. I saw that the True Christians™ here at Landover really do follow all of God's Word, and that the filth you see happens because people who hate Jesus join and spread their Goth, and their VampireGeeks, and their DeviantArt.Com all over the place. They stick their "Nailin' Palin" videos and their Olsen Twins Dirty Pillows shots here, to shock us Christians.

You are a narrow minded little wench
I am on vampire freaks (note not geeks) you all group everyone together and have no idea of the damage you are causing your own faith by coming across as hate filled and unchristian AND uneducated
I LIKE the music, not the pig squealing rubbish but they are lyrically astounding (read brand new- play crack the sky, for a glimps of what is CREATIVE, what may i ask is evil about that?)
I was brought up by a christian mother and she was brainwashed just as much as yourselves to the point where I was kicked out whilst studying my GCSEs TWICE (what's christian about that?) talk, don't whine and bitch cos it only puts yourselves in a filthy light, and you wonder why the churches numbers are dwindleing?
Maybe if you didn't call Gingers the spawn of beastiality/sleeping with deamons you might stand a chance you idiots, if thats the case where do all the different races come from? and how do we have 4 base hair colours, not 2? (addam and eve me arse) most NORMAL christians see a lot of genisis as a parable and maybe its time you realised that the bible is a lot of stories (BY THE WAY I BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS AS MY SAVIOUR) it was man who wrote it hence the distinct lack of women, not 'a letter from god' you people are blinded by your faith and have no sense of reality. you follow a religion that wasn't the first and most certainly isn't the last. ever thought that the rules in there where written by the romans to keep the jews in line? no, of course not, because you are so narrow minded and full of yourselves that you MUST be right, o my lord why didn't i see it before, these people know everything and my relationship with you is so false.
i have 2 alternative (what you like to lable as 'goth') friends and they are two of the best people on this planet. you however are the ones who shall burn for thinking a book gives you the right to sin so vocally as you do.

Oh and i'm sure Jesus (if he comes back in your lifetime) will appreciate smilies, never mind the hate you so widely spread.

You believe in the Jewish God, all the anger and what not, God changed and sent his son, became all loving, but you revel in peoples suffering in BC