[mayangel67]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Sister Mary, Look Up Scott Stapp, he sings it and it is a great song.The song is called "Broken".Scott use to be the lead vocal in his band "Creed".He has gone solo since than and still sings songs for God.you can find his song on christian oasis.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Sister Mary, Look Up Scott Stapp, he sings it and it is a great song.The song is called "Broken".Scott use to be the lead vocal in his band "Creed".He has gone solo since than and still sings songs for God.you can find his song on christian oasis.

Er, before I risk my soul, this wouldn't be rock and roll, would it? Those jungle beats are the devil's music!

[mayangel67]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Yeah, he's CALLED Nancy, but that's really HER name. She won't be back and she will never know that we can read the drive of her computer and even listen to the conversation in the house when she is connected to us, so telling this won't matter. Here's what happened.

Cody-the-bastard child was surfing the Internet, but not for anything Christian! He happened to Google this exact phrase. "SARAH PALIN NUDE".

Naturally the Department of Faith computer redirected him to us for counseling and rehabilitation before he goes blind from Onanism. But he is a rude backsassing little heathen and was banned as soon as we found out he is a bastard and a self-abuser and thus not allowed into church. Of course by then, the government had compromised his computer, so when Nancy logged back on from the same computer, her entire profile came up. (I hope Cody knows how to delete his searches. Some of them weren't very Christian.)

Next comes Nancy. AKA Nancy A. E--. Born in May '67; used to be a goth stoner in Colorado (I won't bore you to death with Cody's relationship to Mickey Gilley). We haven't checked to see whether or not she stopped smoking. She probably did because she's porked up a bit lot since 2002.

Why an illiterate woman like that from <snip>, Pennsylvania who cannot spell or punctuate would come into a church and start arguing against the Bible is beyond me, but I expect she is a LDS or Pennycostal; anyway she is certainly something GOD hates. We are all sorry that she was born deaf in her left ear, but that's GOD'S WRATH!

The live-in boyfriend "avenger" is really a dork named Rob (probably a reference to how he earns his living) who jumped in and started making threats, which we take seriously. We hate to be threatened, and when we are, we look at the records and see who did it.

We never threaten ANYONE! We live bright in JESUS' light! But a couple of anti-Landover websites which I won't name because their owners met gruesome and untimely accidental deaths, no longer exist. As we reported several years ago...the evening of June 20, 2003 to be exact, one poor man was accidentally turned to jelly by a runaway semi-truck on his nightly walk to the liquor store for a quart of gin. Sadly, his two poodles could not be identified in the resulting mayhem. The truck didn't stop and was never identified. A horrible accident! So kids, don't let this happen to you! Look in both directions before you cross the street and stay off sidewalks. Accidents happen!

As a courtesy, because Cody is fifteen, I have intentionally redacted Nancy, Cody and Rob's last names and their current address, their personal information, driver's license and criminal records and Cody's birth certificate. They don't have passports. While these are mostly all public records available to anyone, we use discretion here at Landover.

But we did keep a DOF tap open to their computer, so the next time any of them (especially Cody) go looking for porn, we'll feel obliged to notify the authorities where he keeps his dope. I can tell you that Cody had better start doing a LOT better in school or he will end up like his mother and her temporary live-in fornicator. She's like a revolving door, and we have names. I also suggest that if anyone in the neighborhood is pretending to be a Christian and cheating on welfare, they might want to be careful.

I'm not accusing anyone in particular, I'm just sayin'. "


Brother Ezekial and pastor here is the post made by the pastor. you claim to be able to see and hear us,can you explain?

[mayangel67]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Mary its soft christian rock, don't look it up,but you are missing a really touching song.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Yeah, he's CALLED Nancy, but that's really HER name. She won't be back and she will never know that we can read the drive of her computer and even listen to the conversation in the house when she is connected to us, so telling this won't matter. Here's what happened.

Cody-the-bastard child was surfing the Internet, but not for anything Christian! He happened to Google this exact phrase. "SARAH PALIN NUDE".

Naturally the Department of Faith computer redirected him to us for counseling and rehabilitation before he goes blind from Onanism. But he is a rude backsassing little heathen and was banned as soon as we found out he is a bastard and a self-abuser and thus not allowed into church. Of course by then, the government had compromised his computer, so when Nancy logged back on from the same computer, her entire profile came up. (I hope Cody knows how to delete his searches. Some of them weren't very Christian.)

Next comes Nancy. AKA Nancy A. E--. Born in May '67; used to be a goth stoner in Colorado (I won't bore you to death with Cody's relationship to Mickey Gilley). We haven't checked to see whether or not she stopped smoking. She probably did because she's porked up a bit lot since 2002.

Why an illiterate woman like that from <snip>, Pennsylvania who cannot spell or punctuate would come into a church and start arguing against the Bible is beyond me, but I expect she is a LDS or Pennycostal; anyway she is certainly something GOD hates. We are all sorry that she was born deaf in her left ear, but that's GOD'S WRATH!

The live-in boyfriend "avenger" is really a dork named Rob (probably a reference to how he earns his living) who jumped in and started making threats, which we take seriously. We hate to be threatened, and when we are, we look at the records and see who did it.

We never threaten ANYONE! We live bright in JESUS' light! But a couple of anti-Landover websites which I won't name because their owners met gruesome and untimely accidental deaths, no longer exist. As we reported several years ago...the evening of June 20, 2003 to be exact, one poor man was accidentally turned to jelly by a runaway semi-truck on his nightly walk to the liquor store for a quart of gin. Sadly, his two poodles could not be identified in the resulting mayhem. The truck didn't stop and was never identified. A horrible accident! So kids, don't let this happen to you! Look in both directions before you cross the street and stay off sidewalks. Accidents happen!

As a courtesy, because Cody is fifteen, I have intentionally redacted Nancy, Cody and Rob's last names and their current address, their personal information, driver's license and criminal records and Cody's birth certificate. They don't have passports. While these are mostly all public records available to anyone, we use discretion here at Landover.

But we did keep a DOF tap open to their computer, so the next time any of them (especially Cody) go looking for porn, we'll feel obliged to notify the authorities where he keeps his dope. I can tell you that Cody had better start doing a LOT better in school or he will end up like his mother and her temporary live-in fornicator. She's like a revolving door, and we have names. I also suggest that if anyone in the neighborhood is pretending to be a Christian and cheating on welfare, they might want to be careful.

I'm not accusing anyone in particular, I'm just sayin'. "


Brother Ezekial and pastor here is the post made by the pastor. you claim to be able to see and hear us,can you explain?

I'm not sure I read anything about seeing you and we turned the wiretap over to the police. Want to show me where it says we can see you? I wrote that so I expect I'd know what I wrote. You can't read OR write, so I wouldn't necessarily expect that you could grasp the message. But in case you are interested, you have not stopped smoking and you ought to. SATAN is directing you. Why won't you see the truth?

[mayangel67]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

you just like to twist things to fit what you want. I really could care less about you people.I have never been in jail or in any kind of trouble. Just ban me from your site.I will not be back and if I did come back it will be to read the smut you people try to peddle.God is bigger than you or I and he will judge us both when the time comes.He may even let you men be tortured for the rest of eternity by your nagging bitches oh and by the way I have Rob chained to the dishwasher LOL not really,he is doing what ever he wants just like I am doing.And who cares if you handed some Said wire tap to the police, we are not doing anything illegal, nor do we engage in drugs ,nor do I and cody engage in anything illegal and we are both honest and hate liars!GOODNIGHT SIR!!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

you just like to twist things to fit what you want.

How does telling you the truth constitute twisting anything to fit what I want? You don't have a passport, you didn't quit smoking, and you didn't post that information on 'myspace' OR ANYWHERE ELSE! Yet somehow we know and you know we know and we know you know we know. So you aren't fooling anyone.

I really could care less about you people.I have never been in jail or in any kind of trouble.

That's not EXACTLY true is it.

Just ban me from your site.I will not be back and if I did come back it will be to read the smut you people try to peddle.

Smut? SMUT?!?!?!?!? The truth is NEVER smut!

God is bigger than you or I and he will judge us both when the time comes.He may even let you men be tortured for the rest of eternity by your nagging bitches oh and by the way I have Rob chained to the dishwasher LOL not really,he is doing what ever he wants just like I am doing.

That's funny! I make a little joke and you catch it. I read SCRIPTURE to you and you refuse to believe it.

And who cares if you handed some Said wire tap to the police, we are not doing anything illegal, nor do we engage in drugs ,nor do I and cody engage in anything illegal and we are both honest and hate liars!

OK, I see you want us to prove something to you. I'm sure you don't REALLY, but I am about at the end of my patience with you and your dishonest ways.


GOODNIGHT SIR!!!!

Goodnight Satan's troll.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Mary its soft christian rock, don't look it up,but you are missing a really touching song.

The only touching in a rock and roll "song" comes from Satan. No thank you.

[adinoid]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

I suggest that you learn to fear God. But I fear it is too late.

Fearful people are easy to control. Fear is one of humanity's most primitive emotions. Fear is a low vibration, a dense emotion. Clinging to this negative, energy-draining emotion guarantees you will be unable to transcend to higher states of consciousness, characterized by higher vibration emotions such as love, joy, peace and happiness.

I choose not be manipulated into this mindset. I find it a stretch to accept that the intelligence that creates wonderful energetic structures in nature synchronously expects us to fear it. That seems nonsensical. If your pattern of living includes actively fearing "god", then I suspect this community of educators and followers may be suffering from "Theophobia".

[Wide-Open]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

I find it a stretch to accept

Friend, wait until you meet satan and his barbed tallywacker.. then you'll find out wat a stretch really means.

I suspect this community of educators and followers may be suffering from "Theophobia".

Strangely enough, I've heard that word before. I'm not sure what it means though.

Our God is a fear inducing God, not some namby pamby liebral "don't mind me folks" type of god. He kills folks dead.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Fearful people are easy to control. Fear is one of humanity's most primitive emotions. Fear is a low vibration, a dense emotion. Clinging to this negative, energy-draining emotion guarantees you will be unable to transcend to higher states of consciousness, characterized by higher vibration emotions such as love, joy, peace and happiness.

I choose not be manipulated into this mindset. I find it a stretch to accept that the intelligence that creates wonderful energetic structures in nature synchronously expects us to fear it. That seems nonsensical. If your pattern of living includes actively fearing "god", then I suspect this community of educators and followers may be suffering from "Theophobia".

You talk like a queer.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Fearful people are easy to control. Fear is one of humanity's most primitive emotions. Fear is a low vibration, a dense emotion. Clinging to this negative, energy-draining emotion guarantees you will be unable to transcend to higher states of consciousness, characterized by higher vibration emotions such as love, joy, peace and happiness.

I choose not be manipulated into this mindset. I find it a stretch to accept that the intelligence that creates wonderful energetic structures in nature synchronously expects us to fear it. That seems nonsensical. If your pattern of living includes actively fearing "god", then I suspect this community of educators and followers may be suffering from "Theophobia".

What is an 'Aninoid'? Is it like an 'Adenoid'? Theophobia is an ABNORMAL fear. We have exactly the right amount of fear for GOD, just as He commands. We are GOD-fearing Christians in a GOD-fearing nation.

Acts 10:22
And they said, Cornelius the centurion, a just man, and one that fears God, and of good report among all the nation of the Jews, was warned from God by an holy angel to send for you into his house, and to hear words of you.

[Nobar King]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

Maybe he meant 'annoyed'?

[adinoid]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

What is an 'Aninoid'? Is it like an 'Adenoid'? Theophobia is an ABNORMAL fear. We have exactly the right amount of fear for GOD, just as He commands. We are GOD-fearing Christians in a GOD-fearing nation.

The username is actually "altoid". The username was obviously changed for someone's amusement. --I pronounce that to be the most whimsical jape of the season.

So you are "GOD-fearing Christians in a GOD-fearing nation". That's a pretty heavy thing to believe in. Well, at the risk of sounding "queer"... the choice is yours. Love or Fear. Clarity or Confusion. Higher consciousness or stagnation.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

The username is actually "altoid". The username was obviously changed for someone's amusement. --I pronounce that to be the most whimsical jape of the season.

Altoid. Sure. CLEVER!

So you are "GOD-fearing Christians in a GOD-fearing nation". That's a pretty heavy thing to believe in.

God is a pretty heavy God.

Well, at the risk of sounding "queer"... the choice is yours. Love or Fear. Clarity or Confusion. Higher consciousness or stagnation.

Pascal's wager. Here.