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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #46
    Re: I think I'm beginning to understand

    Originally posted by Just James View Post
    Blasphemy?! Blasphemy is all it takes to spend an eternity in Hell, guaranteed, do not pass "Go", do not collect £200?

    Jesus Christ, I've been doing that since I was ten years old. If I knew that I was already damned when I first signed up I wouldn't have bothered even trying to get my soul saved.

    I want my tithing back.
    No, no, you misunderstand.

    You have to blaspheme against the Holy Ghost.

    Just run-of-the mill blasphemy won't do it. Lots of sinners do that. That kind of thing is forgivable. God will forgive you of anything, except denying the Holy Ghost.

    And we will be happy to return your sarcastic "tithe" just as soon as you reimburse us for the $1,217 processing fee we had to pay in order to receive your $0.01 "love" offering.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449
        #47
        Re: I think I'm beginning to understand

        Originally posted by Just James View Post
        I want my tithing back.
        That wasn't Tithing, that was farthing.

        Matthew 5:26
        Verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Just James
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2009
            • 56
            #48
            Re: I think I'm beginning to understand

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            No, no, you misunderstand.

            You have to blaspheme against the Holy Ghost.

            Just run-of-the mill blasphemy won't do it. Lots of sinners do that. That kind of thing is forgivable. God will forgive you of anything, except denying the Holy Ghost.
            So if I say "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah", that's forgiveable?

            But if I say "There's no Holy Spirit, no God, no Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUH) and probably no Flying Spaghetti monster" - that isn't?

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              • Just James
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2009
                • 56
                #49
                Re: I think I'm beginning to understand

                I was only asking hypothetically, Zekey Baby. You might have saved the infraction for me actually outright denying the holy ghost.

                Can't think why I would bother anyway. I mean, you don't see me going around saying "There's no such thing as furry purple dragons", but that doesn't mean there are furry purple dragons.

                BTW, if I'm guaranteed a ringside seat in hell now, you might at least change my status line. "Unsaved", to my mind, implies I may one day be saveable. "Beyond help, damned to hell for all eternity" at least makes it abundantly clear that there's no chance. I wouldn't want anyone to think I was saveable.

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                  • Hymie Goldberg
                    WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
                    • May 2008
                    • 161
                    #50
                    Re: I think I'm beginning to understand

                    Originally posted by Just James View Post
                    I was only asking hypothetically, Zekey Baby. You might have saved the infraction for me actually outright denying the holy ghost.
                    Bubeleh,

                    You're not a craven Indonesian slut-boi with a penchant for being doused with hot tea are you?

                    Hymie
                    (Who is checking the absconded stock list)
                    1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                    2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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