[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Try to give me a lobotomy and see what happens...

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Oh, right, you have Jesus watching over you...okay, I get it now. So when you have a heart attack in a few years because of your high cholesterol and blood pressure don't come bitching to me.

Exactly! The GOOD LORD watches over us and keeps us healthy. HE won't allow us to have a heart attack. Heart attacks and the like are punishments for denying GOD.

[Talitha]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Try to give me a lobotomy and see what happens...

We shall need more than just your word on here though. If that was a request, send your address to a Pastor who can arrange for a Consent form to be sent out to you.
I suspect you shall then be Blessed by The Love of Our Lord Jesus Christ™.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

I was pondering on one of today's sermons, and yes, God does not like fatties. Before one of the lieberal Satan worshippers starting whining about how Jesus loves everyone just the same, let's look at the evidence.

First for you sinners, ignore anything you've heard about the so-called "Seven Deadly Sins". That's a catlick invention and no such list appears in the Bible (KJV1611). So what does it say in the Bible?

Ezekiel 16:49 Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters

So it's quite clear that He does not like overeating and laziness, two traits common to the obese. But as we know here at Landover Baptist, too many people discount what the Bible says because it hurts their feelings, so they claim to prefer "logic" and "reason" (though what's more logical and reasonable than trusting God's Word is beyond me). Well, let's try their game.

Are the corpulent pleasing to the eye? No. If God liked fatties, he would have made chubbiness attractive. The unpleasantness of flab alone is a strong argument, but there is more.
He kills the chunky off earlier than He does for His more fit creations. If He loved jigglers as much as the rest of us, He would let them live longer instead of striking them down with coronary embolisms and diabetes. He gave us our bodies as a gift, and if we're not going to take care of them, He will let the fury of his wrath loose on us!

The evidence is incontravertable. Lose the lard now or the Lord will kill you!

Three things that are wrong with that-
1- You are all american and 2/3's of all americans are obese so basically 2/3's of you guys are over weight
2- There are awful diseases that cause obesiety such as elephantitis which is with you from birth.
3- Actually fat was extremely attractive for the longest time, from ancient egyptians to the 1800's. But in the 1900's fat became unpopular as the industrial revolution carried on.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Oh, right, you have Jesus watching over you...okay, I get it now. So when you have a heart attack in a few years because of your high cholesterol and blood pressure don't come bitching to me.

It will be a glorious day when Jesus decides it's time to strike me down and bring me home! Praise!

Try to give me a lobotomy and see what happens...

I'm guessing what happens is no notable change in the quality of your posts?

Three things that are wrong with that-
1- You are all american and 2/3's of all americans are obese so basically 2/3's of you guys are over weight
2- There are awful diseases that cause obesiety such as elephantitis which is with you from birth.
3- Actually fat was extremely attractive for the longest time, from ancient egyptians to the 1800's. But in the 1900's fat became unpopular as the industrial revolution carried on.

1 - What a bizarre and skewed use of statistics. By your argument, 2/3 of an anorexia/bulimia support group would be obese too. By your argument, in every household in America where there is a father, a mother, and one child, two of them are always fat. I don't like to insult people, but you're an idiot if you believe statistics work that way.
2 - God is more than willing to smite the children of unSaved parents as punishment, and sometimes to test those parents who are working their way towards being saved. However, we are Saved, and all our children are born perfect. If not, the parents have proven that their claims of being Saved are lies, and they are quickly shown the door.
3 - Yeah, what the Egyptians found attractive is going to carry a lot of weight (ha!) around here.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Oh, you couldn't be MORE wrong Brother Yanker....er Keeper.

We are GOD'S Chosen Ones™. We are very attractive people. GOD has truly blessed us in all ways of life.

Not only are we extremely good looking. Most of us live in million dollar houses in Freehold, Iowa.

You see, when you give your life to JESUS, he is sure to give back! GLORY!!!!

Would you care to see the real estate that is currently available:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/REALESTATE/index2.html

I live on Morningwood Lane. Right next to Sister Talitha.

With love, Sister Thumper

Three things that are wrong with that-
1- You are all american and 2/3's of all americans are obese so basically 2/3's of you guys are over weight
2- There are awful diseases that cause obesiety such as elephantitis which is with you from birth.
3- Actually fat was extremely attractive for the longest time, from ancient egyptians to the 1800's. But in the 1900's fat became unpopular as the industrial revolution carried on.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Three things that are wrong with that-
1- You are all american and 2/3's of all americans are obese so basically 2/3's of you guys are over weight
2- There are awful diseases that cause obesiety such as elephantitis which is with you from birth.
3- Actually fat was extremely attractive for the longest time, from ancient egyptians to the 1800's. But in the 1900's fat became unpopular as the industrial revolution carried on.

2/3 of all Americans are not fat. Obesity is not elephantitis. Man you sure do grasp for every dingleberry hanging out of your a**. Elephantitis is a threadworm infection that usually causes the limbs, genetials, or both to increase in size. An infection isn't the same as a disease.

Being fat was never attractive, but having enough meat on your bones to look healthy was. Also men looked for women with child bearing hips. Marylin Monroe wasn't a tiny woman, but neither was she fat, slut that she was. Rosie Odonnel is FAT. Ultra skinny stick figure women have only been portrayed as sexy in the last 15 to 20 years.

The reason fat men were revered during the middle ages is because they were considered to be rich. They could afford to eat. Notice that during those periods they did not lead their men to war very often. Those that didn't lead their armies weren't respected as rulers. Strutting around with your gut hanging out was a form of vanity.

Now, if your in the mood to talk about obese people that were born that way through genetic defualts, look up gastric bypass surgery. That is a condition some are born with.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Three things that are wrong with that-
1- You are all american and 2/3's of all americans are obese so basically 2/3's of you guys are over weight

We are not overweight if Jesus wants us this way you moose botherer.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Bobby im not sure if you answered this somewhere else but why the hell do you have a KKK avatar?

[Brother Love]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

That ain't no KKK avatar, masturbating moron!! Don't you know a KNIGHT FOR CHRIST when you see one? Oh no, that's right, you don't because all that SIN of SELF TOUCHING has blinded you and put hair on your palms!!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Bobby im not sure if you answered this somewhere else but why the hell do you have a KKK avatar?

I see nothing more than a Warrior of Christ riding out to minister to his flock.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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That looks pretty similar to me.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Obviously that's a fakes picture. Look at the sandals... It's probably some mooselimb trying to immitate a Godly White Warrior of Christ.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

It's not a fake picture, even if it was, that is a KKK uniform nonetheless.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

It's not a fake picture, even if it was, that is a KKK uniform nonetheless.

Then where is the KKK on the cross on the breast? Sheesh.... Are you a member of the KKK, and know their particular uniforms?

The Knights of the Klu Klux Clan was originally a southern preservation society. Nathan Bedford Forrest was a great man, until he denied his heritage.......