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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    My new avatar

    I'd like to thank a certain deacon (who shall remain nameless, as his wife (with his blessing) is staying with her sick mother and we don't want to start any horrible rumors) who made my new avatar. He saw that I had picked up the nickname "Sister M&Ms" and he thought this would be both cute and holy. Praise Jesus! If I can witness through the strength of corporate mascots, then His will be done!
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!
  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #2
    Re: My new avatar

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    I'd like to thank a certain deacon (who shall remain nameless, as his wife (with his blessing) is staying with her sick mother and we don't want to start any horrible rumors) who made my new avatar. He saw that I had picked up the nickname "Sister M&Ms" and he thought this would be both cute and holy. Praise Jesus! If I can witness through the strength of corporate mascots, then His will be done!
    Sweet! (Pun intended.)

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: My new avatar

      Very nice, Sister! And if memory serves Correctly, I was the first to address you as such.

      Do I get a Prize now? Maybe something with lots of Butter and Mayonnaise and Special Sauce on it, perhaps?

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: My new avatar

        I don't know about that, but I have a couple of pies cooling on the window sill right now. One peach, and one apple. Perhaps one of those?
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: My new avatar

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          I don't know about that, but I have a couple of pies cooling on the window sill right now. One peach, and one apple. Perhaps one of those?
          Darned Nigras! I'm sorry, Sister Ultra Violet. That's what I get for turning my back. I'll bake you a moist, delicious cake instead.
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • Peacekeeper
            • Jan 2007
            • 115

            #6
            Re: My new avatar

            Why are you guys picking on the black people? I want to see a video of a black person stealing a pie, i have yet to see one . Or even a non-photoshopped picture for that matter... I know your not telling the truth about it too.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: My new avatar

              Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
              Why are you guys picking on the black people? I want to see a video of a black person stealing a pie, i have yet to see one . Or even a non-photoshopped picture for that matter... I know your not telling the truth about it too.
              What is the matter with you?
              If we could spend time waiting with a Camera to film a Pie-stealer we'd have no time to bake replacements!
              Your Pie-stealing Negra is too sneaky, and with the extra Muscles in his legs can run as fast as the wind.

              We cannot tell lies on this Forum. Jesus would not allow it!

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: My new avatar

                Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                Why are you guys picking on the black people? I want to see a video of a black person stealing a pie, i have yet to see one . Or even a non-photoshopped picture for that matter... I know your not telling the truth about it too.
                Us picking on them?!? They're picking on us, or can't you read? But in the end, it's just pie. You really expect us to install expensive security equipment on our window sills to keep an eye on pies?
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: My new avatar

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  Darned Nigras! I'm sorry, Sister Ultra Violet. That's what I get for turning my back. I'll bake you a moist, delicious cake instead.
                  Perhaps even a Clootie Dumpling?

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                  • Appelfap.
                    Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 130

                    #10
                    Re: My new avatar

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    What is the matter with you?
                    If we could spend time waiting with a Camera to film a Pie-stealer we'd have no time to bake replacements!
                    Your Pie-stealing Negra is too sneaky, and with the extra Muscles in his legs can run as fast as the wind.

                    We cannot tell lies on this Forum. Jesus would not allow it!
                    So, you didn't saw it was a nigra?
                    =/=

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: My new avatar

                      Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                      So, you didn't saw it was a nigra?

                      Are you saying friend that all blacks look the same to you?

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                      • Tyrone Shoelaces
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 237

                        #12
                        Re: My new avatar

                        Black people don't have extra muscles in their legs...that is a myth. You are smarter than that.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: My new avatar

                          Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                          Why are you guys picking on the black people? I want to see a video of a black person stealing a pie, i have yet to see one . Or even a non-photoshopped picture for that matter... I know your not telling the truth about it too.
                          Friend, if you saw a negro stealing your pie, would your first reaction be to run and fetch a camera?


                          Well, I suppose you're a liberal Canuckistani, so your first reaction would probably be to run after them, give them a hug, and then write them a cheque. Nevertheless, when normal people see negroes stealing their pies, they don't tend to sit there calmly filming it.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: My new avatar

                            Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                            Black people don't have extra muscles in their legs...that is a myth. You are smarter than that.
                            Oh you are Sooooo naive!!
                            95% of the Negras loose in our Towns are all quick on their feet.
                            The slow one's are all in Jail!

                            Originally posted by Applefrap
                            So, you didn't saw it was a nigra?
                            Friend, when you get as many Hot Pies stolen as I have, you get to smell-em!

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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