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  • Bwack Lizard
    Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
    • Jan 2007
    • 116
    #1

    Plagiarized Song Lyrics (was Hello)

    By the symbols of the creator
    I swear henceforth to be
    A faithful servant of his most
    Puissant archangel
    The Prince Lucifer
    Whom the creator designated as his regent
    And Lord of this World
    I deny Jesus Christ...the deciever
    And I abjure the Christian faith
    Holding in contempt all of it's works

    As a being now possessed of a human body
    In this world I swear to give my full
    Allegiance to it's lawfull master,
    To worship him our
    Lord Satan and no other
    In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth
    Open wide the gates of Hell
    And come forth from the abyss
    By these names: Satan, Leviathan,
    Belial, Lucifer
    I will kiss the goat

    I swear to give my mind
    My body and soul unreservedly
    To the furtherance of our
    Lord Satan designs
    Do what thou wilt shall be the
    Whole of the law
    As it was at the beginning
    Is now and ever shall be
    World without end Amen


    What do you think about my poem?

    But seriously though, the truely lord is jebus
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
      What do you think about my poem?
      I think that I have quite possibly become stupider, just as a result of reading it.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Rev. Dr. Davidson
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2007
          • 1439
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
          What do you think about my poem?
          Boy, you don't have two brain cells in your head, do you?

          As for the poem, it wasn't a poem. At least if you're going to try poetry, you could check into different forms and find one that you like. There's no meter to what you wrote, and it makes even less sence. It looks like you copied some stupid incantation from some idiot wannabe satanist's book. Plajurism is a serious crime.
          Last edited by Rev. Dr. Davidson; 01-25-2007, 03:13 PM.
          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
              Boy, you don't have two brain cells in your head, do you?

              As for the poem, it wasn't a poem. At least if you're going to try poetry, you could check into different forms and find one that you like. There's no meter to what you wrote, and it makes even less sence. It looks like you copied some stupid incantation from some idiot wannabe satanist's book. Plajurism is a serious crime.
              At the very lest this retard wizzard should go to Hell on his owns sins and not use other's.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Magus
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 45
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  The Left Hand Path is teh gayz anyway.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Magus View Post
                      The Left Hand Path is teh gayz anyway.
                      Dear friend:

                      You do well in linking idolatry with sodomy (Romans 1:18-32). Nonetheless, please write in proper English when using God's favorite discussion board. The King James Bible was not written in l33t gibberish.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • Darren Ingram-Myers
                          Liebral Girlie-Man
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 163
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                          What do you think about my poem?
                          I think that you've fallen for the sort of commodified, pre-packaged teen angst that's on display in shopping malls coast to coast.
                          The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                            • Star Finder
                              Rock Worshipper
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1092
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Wacked:

                              I will kiss the goat
                              You might have a better chance scoring with these sheep.

                              Sheep are particularly interesting, he says, because besides humans, they are the only animal where the males may naturally express exclusively gay sexual preferences. As many as one in 10 rams can be gay.
                              Homosexuality is biological, suggests gay sheep study
                              http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3008-homosexuality-is-biological-suggests-gay-sheep-study.html
                              Gay rams show distinct brain differences - a controversial study of gay men found almost identical distinctions


                              and I heard you could marry them in the Catholic Church so maybe you should go there instead of here.

                              SF
                              I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                                • OnYourKnees
                                  On Extended Furlough
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 4729
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello

                                  Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                                  What do you think about my poem?

                                  But seriously though, the truely lord is jebus
                                  Mercyful Fate, "Don't Break the Oath", from album of same name, 1984.

                                  You get a 24-hour sabbatical for thinking we're idjits, 24 hours more for plagiarism, and yet another 24 hours for blaspheming the name of Jesus. Plus 100 infraction points for being a norom. <-- you're too stupid to be a regular moron

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                                    • SalvationSeeker
                                      True Christian™ Theologian
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 3892
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello

                                      Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                                      I think that you've fallen for the sort of commodified, pre-packaged teen angst that's on display in shopping malls coast to coast.
                                      For once, this homer speaks the truth.

                                      Lizard:
                                      Your "incantation" (not that it was really yours) did nothing than land you a spot in hell and make you look even more stupid than you already are.
                                      What a retard!
                                      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 01-25-2007, 05:06 PM.
                                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                        • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 1439
                                          #11
                                          Re: Plagiarized Song Lyrics (was Hello)

                                          If you want to read something original, I'll be happy to point you to some of my published works. I do mostly comedy, but I've dabbled in other genres as well.
                                          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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