a question for u people

[Bart1988]

hi i have a question for u people
I'm followed up my enitere life through telepathy by some people and they educated me and they have control over my feelings.
They want me to be a new jezus and change the world , so there is forgiveness instead off revenge.
To make it more credible i have rape and kill someone(possible more people) so they think i am the new jezus cause want to correct my mistake.
the sotry includes that there is a second devils who stands for masochism,self-sacrifice and debt
i have to cut off parts of my body and the reason for that is good included in the story (so that people are scared they would feel the urge to do this themselves so they will follow the new religion
what would you do in such a case:
a) commit suicide
b) do what they ask
c) live on and feel forever extremely bad(cause they have control over my feelings)
also would you believe me if i was the new jezus?

[Nobar King]

Re: a question for u people

DoDeDo... someone is off his meds!

[Wide-Open]

Re: a question for u people

Who's "Jezus"?

Bart, stoppeuh met die paddo's kerelt!

(Sorry for talking to this heathen in his own gobbledygook )

May the Lord forgive me!

Amen.

[WickedWitch]

Re: a question for u people

Bart, stoppeuh met die paddo's kerelt! <-- What does that mean?

(Sorry for talking to this heathen in his own gobbledygook )

If I'd done that, I would've been yelled at.

And, as for Bart... What the hell, man?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: a question for u people

hi i have a question for u people
I'm followed up my enitere life through telepathy by some people and they educated me and they have control over my feelings.
They want me to be a new jezus and change the world , so there is forgiveness instead off revenge.
To make it more credible i have rape and kill someone(possible more people) so they think i am the new jezus cause want to correct my mistake.
the sotry includes that there is a second devils who stands for masochism,self-sacrifice and debt
i have to cut off parts of my body and the reason for that is good included in the story (so that people are scared they would feel the urge to do this themselves so they will follow the new religion
what would you do in such a case:
a) commit suicide
b) do what they ask
c) live on and feel forever extremely bad(cause they have control over my feelings)
also would you believe me if i was the new jezus?

Is this how Europeans normal talk when we Americans aren't looking?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: a question for u people

hi i have a question for u people
I'm followed up my enitere life through telepathy by some people and they educated me and they have control over my feelings.
They want me to be a new jezus and change the world , so there is forgiveness instead off revenge.
To make it more credible i have rape and kill someone(possible more people) so they think i am the new jezus cause want to correct my mistake.
the sotry includes that there is a second devils who stands for masochism,self-sacrifice and debt
i have to cut off parts of my body and the reason for that is good included in the story (so that people are scared they would feel the urge to do this themselves so they will follow the new religion
what would you do in such a case:
a) commit suicide
b) do what they ask
c) live on and feel forever extremely bad(cause they have control over my feelings)
also would you believe me if i was the new jezus?

Aren't you supposed to ask for my bank account number so you can transfer $3 million to me, as next of kin to a political figure in your country?

All the other elements are here.

Friend, if you want to pull a 419 scam, you have to close the deal.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: a question for u people

Get thee gone, demon!