[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Sexual encounter with demon sheep

How dare you insult me with such accusations on your self acclaimed "God's Favorite Forum", Negroid scum!


I had taken upon your advice and made these precautionary measures, but the sheep proceeded to visit me! That night I'd dreamt of the very sheep and he told me I was damned for eternity! True Christians(TM)(excluding Pastor Ezkiel ), I beg of your help! I certainly do not want to suffer this fate!

If you are going to attack Pastor Zeke when he kindly chose to help you out friend then you are the greasy pole to hell. Don't worry, as TRUE Christians™ (including Pastor Zeke) we all forgive you for being a sheep buggering sinner. If you can find your way to the main gate of Freehold on the Avenue of the Saints we will administer the recommended cure for your diseases in Levicitus.

[Star Finder]

Re: Sexual encounter with demon sheep

It is quite common for people to fornicate with sheep. They are soft and friendly. And the noises they make sound just like my third wife!

Now, if you are allowing a Ram to mount and, er, ram you well then THAT is just wrong.

You need to be punished.

[BornAgain]

Re: Sexual encounter with demon sheep

It is quite common for people to fornicate with sheep. They are soft and friendly. And the noises they make sound just like my third wife!

Now, if you are allowing a Ram to mount and, er, ram you well then THAT is just wrong.

You need to be punished.

I don't know what kind of sick world you live in, but in any sane country this is NOT normal.

Of course, I don't expect a rock worshipper to have any standards of morality. After all, to you we're just a cosmological accident and anything goes.

[Star Finder]

Re: Sexual encounter with demon sheep

BornAgain:

I don't know what kind of sick world you live in, but you are insane to think this is NOT normal.

So you are attracted to sheep?

like this person? or this stud?

[lilith]

Re: Sexual encounter with demon sheep

Don't Australians prefer to fornicate with kangaroos, crocodiles, and stingrays? You would know better than I, I suppose.

Who knows what they get up to - they ARE Australian!

Not being an Aussie,I can only go by rumours from across the ditch.

[BornAgain]

Re: Sexual encounter with demon sheep

BornAgain:



So you are attracted to sheep?

like this person? or this stud?

Why must you subject us to your unGodly perverted fantasies?

Jesus weeps.