Icky's Fluffy Bunny Thread

[Ixi]

Prove to me that the Bible is written by god, and why you chose to worship this way.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Truth

Prove to me that the Bible is written by god, and why you chose to worship this way.

As we have pointed out to you on numerous occasions Miss Icky, God did not write the Holy Bible. Rather He dictated it through His chosen scribes. Take a look at THIS LINK to see the details in comic book form.

We are True Christians™ because Jesus chose to temporarily suffer and die for us on the cross. Wouldn't you like all your revolting perverted sins to be washed away with the blood of Christ?

By the way, is your dad out of prison yet?

[BornAgain]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

Prove to me that the Bible is written by god, and why you chose to worship this way.

Can you prove it isn't? Until you do, the default position is that it is because God tells us that it is; if you had a brain you'd grasp this simple concept.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

Prove to me that the Bible is written by god, and why you chose to worship this way.

The Bible is such a perfect source of wisdom that only God could have wrote it.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

Prove to me that the Bible is written by god, and why you chose to worship this way.

Prove to me that it wasn't inspired by god?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

Dammit Icky!
(my rant)
We have been telling you the same thing over and over for months now! How could it have survied 2,000 years if it were not written by GOD? Silly child! Read it from cover to cover!

Now that THAT is off my chest.........

I am impressed you finally want to learn.

The wonderful thing about the Bible is that it does all the thinking for you!

Follow it to the "T" and you can never go wrong! GLORY!!!!!

Just think, if you start letting the Bible start doing all the talking and thinking for you, you could be a real True Christian(tm) someday!!!

START TITHING!

With love and compassion, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

Icky, we've repeatedly asked you very politely to prove to us all of your Wickedan nonsense about the lord and lady deities. Since you haven't done so in all of this time, we can only assume that it is false. That leaves the Bible, which therefore must be true.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

Icky, we've repeatedly asked you very politely to prove to us all of your Wickedan nonsense about the lord and lady deities. Since you haven't done so in all of this time, we can only assume that it is false. That leaves the Bible, which therefore must be true.

Let me see if I can answer that for her...

"Wicced is the true religion because it lets me do whatever depraved evil I want without fear of punishment by a mean old God who doesn't want me to have fun and eat babies and smoke crack! That's the proof my gods and goddesses exist!"

There, Inky, I saved you some typing so now you have more time to debase yourself under God's wrathful eye.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

Prove to me that the Bible is written by god, and why you chose to worship this way.

Prove to me that you aren't an idiot.

[Ixi]

Re: The Truth

As we have pointed out to you on numerous occasions Miss Icky, God did not write the Holy Bible. Rather He dictated it through His chosen scribes. Take a look at THIS LINK to see the details in comic book form.

We are True Christians™ because Jesus chose to temporarily suffer and die for us on the cross. Wouldn't you like all your revolting perverted sins to be washed away with the blood of Christ?

By the way, is your dad out of prison yet?

How do you know the scribes didn't just make all of that crap up? Its insane that there could be a "perfect son of God" and a virgin mother.

[Ixi]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

Let me see if I can answer that for her...

"Wicced is the true religion because it lets me do whatever depraved evil I want without fear of punishment by a mean old God who doesn't want me to have fun and eat babies and smoke crack! That's the proof my gods and goddesses exist!"

There, Inky, I saved you some typing so now you have more time to debase yourself under God's wrathful eye.

Thats all wrong. Paganism is one of the oldest religons that exists, and the whole concept is that we don't harm or harm ourselves by drugs. You only follow your god because you fear hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Truth

How do you know the scribes didn't just make all of that crap up? Its insane that there could be a "perfect son of God" and a virgin mother.

No, whats insane is that anyone would reject His temporary sacrifice.

If God says it happened, then by God it happened. Who are you to question God?

I notice that you haven't answered any of the questions that the True Christian™ members of our congregation have posed. Are you feeling stressed out? Did dad get paroled?

[Ixi]

Re: The Truth

No, whats insane is that anyone would reject His temporary sacrifice.

If God says it happened, then by God it happened. Who are you to question God?

I notice that you haven't answered any of the questions that the True Christian™ members of our congregation have posed. Are you feeling stressed out? Did dad get paroled?

What if I just don't feel like answering thier questions at the moment? You say I question God, but how are you sure that there is a god in the first place when scribes wrote the bible?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Truth

What if I just don't feel like answering thier questions at the moment? You say I question God, but how are you sure that there is a god in the first place when scribes wrote the bible?

As we have explained to you ad nauseum, God directed their pens. The Holy Spirit became saturated throughout their bodies, and they wrote exactly what God dictated.

Icky, the proof of God's existance is in the mirror. Without God, you wouldn't exist. Although I suppose in the narcotic-fueled world of goth-ism that you inhabit, you don't really exist either, right?

Can you offer any proof that God doesn't exist, fool?

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

[Ixi]

Re: The Truth

As we have explained to you ad nauseum, God directed their pens. The Holy Spirit became saturated throughout their bodies, and they wrote exactly what God dictated.

Icky, the proof of God's existance is in the mirror. Without God, you wouldn't exist. Although I suppose in the narcotic-fueled world of goth-ism that you inhabit, you don't really exist either, right?

Can you offer any proof that God doesn't exist, fool?

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Have you been alive for 400 years? Did you see god directing the scribes pens?