[Spader]

Re: The Truth

How do you know the scribes didn't just make all of that crap up? Its insane that there could be a "perfect son of God" and a virgin mother.

No book EVER written can compare. NEVER in history have 40 authors come together to write 66 books and the same book have such clarity and relevance to daily life over 4000 YEARS LATER! How can you think of denying that the Bible is divinely inspired by the one true God?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

We don't worship Satan. Why would our religon worship the bad guy of another?

If you don't think you worship Satan, he has indeed clouded your eyes. Worship of anyone other than God is satanic. I know you claim you don't believe this, but when you're down in Hell roasting beside SilverRaven Wolf, GoldyCapybara Camel, BlueHamster Goldfish, and all the other furries, you'll wish you listened to us.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Icky's Fluffy Bunny Thread

Waaay back in ancient times, like thousands of years ago, we did sacrifice humans and animals. We don't anymore, and left the past behind us. You should do the same.

You do realize, of course, that you've just waived the argument that you're following "one of the oldest religions on earth."

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Icky's Fluffy Bunny Thread

Of course I have books, about 10 of them. But I'm in school right now and I don't have a magic teleporter machine to get them.
Shouldn't you be learning something, instead of flapping your yap and insulting everything that is good? Oh, I forgot, since the liberals ruined the secular pubic school system, flapping one's yap and denying the Holy Ghost are probably central parts of the curriculum.


We don't worship Satan. Why would our religon worship the bad guy of another?
I can't explain why you chose to worship Satan. I was hoping you could explain that to us.

Waaay back in ancient times, like thousands of years ago, we did sacrifice humans and animals. We don't anymore, and left the past behind us. You should do the same.
We did, because now we have One Sacrifice for all time. Jesus came back and told us that we didn't have to sacrifice animals to Him. Why don't you sacrifice animals and people any more? Who gave you permission to stop? And don't tell us it was Golden BunnyShower!

[BornAgain]

Re: Icky's Fluffy Bunny Thread

We don't worship Satan. Why would our religon worship the bad guy of another?

Other religions are a deception of Satan, so non-Christians are unknowingly falling into Satan's trap. Satan is synonymous with secularism and worldly things, which are the common focus of worship for heathens.

James 4:4 - Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Icky's Fluffy Bunny Thread

"Give Me That Old Time Religion"

Come and be my New Age honey
You can channel fuzzy bunnies
And we'll make a lot of money
And that's good enough for me!

Those Evangelists all say
They possess the one true way
I'll take Wicca any day
And that's good enough for me!

We will all bow down to Lilith
'Cause she doeth what she willith
When she willth Lilith killith
But it's good enough for me.

We will sing to Lady Isis
She'll stand by us in a crisis
And She hasn't raised Her prices
And She's good enough for me

I'll arise at early mornin'
When the Sun gives me the warnin'
That the Solar Age is dawnin'
And that's good enough for me!

We are children of the Wicca
And although we may bicker
Our loving is much quicker
And that's good enough for me!

Gimme that real old-time religion
Where sex ain't doled out in smidgens
And we don't sacrifice no pigeons
It's good enough for me

Some are self-initiated
Tending to be addle-pated
If their rituals are X-rated
That ain't Wicca, don't you see!

We're all children of the Goddess
We're all children of the Goddess
She always fed and shod us
She is good to you and me!

Give thanks to the Earth our Mother
Give thanks to the Earth our Mother
She'll care for us like no other
And she's good enough for me!

Let us worship mighty Gaea
Listen to what she has to say-a
She'll say, "take your trash away-a"
And that's good enough for me!

Our Coven has a charter
They recieved from some old farter
And they gave him one in barter
But it's good enough for me!

Our Coven is a bunch
But I have a sneaking hunch
That their brains are out-to-lunch
But they're good enough for me!

[Ixi]

You do realize, of course, that you've just waived the argument that you're following "one of the oldest religions on earth."

What are you talking about?

We did, because now we have One Sacrifice for all time. Jesus came back and told us that we didn't have to sacrifice animals to Him. Why don't you sacrifice animals and people any more? Who gave you permission to stop? And don't tell us it was Golden BunnyShower!

Things change overtime.

"Give Me That Old Time Religion"

Come and be my New Age honey
You can channel fuzzy bunnies
And we'll make a lot of money
And that's good enough for me!

Those Evangelists all say
They possess the one true way
I'll take Wicca any day
And that's good enough for me!

. . .

Our Coven has a charter
They recieved from some old farter
And they gave him one in barter
But it's good enough for me!

Our Coven is a bunch
But I have a sneaking hunch
That their brains are out-to-lunch
But they're good enough for me!

Shut the **** up you porshemonkey. Our religon is nothing like that, damn Christain.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Icky's Fluffy Bunny Thread

What are you talking about?

In one post, you said you followed one of the world's oldest religions. Then you said that you'd changed it entirely, cutting out its major ritual components (sacrifice), to suit modern tastes. You also acknowledge having no knowledge of the Vedas, Norse mythology, or any of the other ancient religions which have been picked over for "nice bits" to form the basis of modern neo-Paganism.

Therefore, you are not following an old religion, you are following a modern religion based loosely somewhat on the nice bits of an old religion.

Essentially, you've done the same as the average False Christian, who takes the bits of the Bible they like, ignore the rest, and claim to follow Jesus.

[Ixi]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

That's a quote from the webpage about your heroine. I suggest you read it.

If you knew half what you think you do about Wicca or Neo-Paganism, you'd already know what a "fluffy bunny" is.

DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK YET, IXI?

And no, reading "Teen Witch" is not DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. You need to read OTHER people's ideas, too!

Why the heck do you always ask me to do my homework?

[Ixi]

Re: Icky's Fluffy Bunny Thread

In one post, you said you followed one of the world's oldest religions. Then you said that you'd changed it entirely, cutting out its major ritual components (sacrifice), to suit modern tastes. You also acknowledge having no knowledge of the Vedas, Norse mythology, or any of the other ancient religions which have been picked over for "nice bits" to form the basis of modern neo-Paganism.

Therefore, you are not following an old religion, you are following a modern religion based loosely somewhat on the nice bits of an old religion.

Essentially, you've done the same as the average False Christian, who takes the bits of the Bible they like, ignore the rest, and claim to follow Jesus.

So what? People can follow in any way they want. We all believe in the Goddess, we just don't all do it that same way.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Icky's Tantrum Thread

Why the heck do you always ask me to do my homework?

Because you don't do it.

If you're going to claim to follow a religion, you should DO YOUR HOMEWORK and know what it is you claim to follow.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Icky's Fluffy Bunny Thread

What are you talking about?

You admitted you do not practice the same false religion as the ancients did. Not surprising since secular society isn't so debauched yet as to let you decorate your houses with the heads of the people you decapitate in your degenerate orgies like the ancient pagan Celts did.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Icky's Fluffy Bunny Thread

Inky, look at the bottom of the posts you're replying to. There is a button there, reproduced in this post. That's the multiquote feature, and it allows you to quote several posts in one. Press it for every post you intend to reply to except for the last, which you should click on the Quote button.
You may not listen and learn about Jesus, but the least you can do to save us all headaches, yourself included, is to learn this.