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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    April 1st is Atheists Day

    Happy Atheists Day everyone! We have renamed this day in their honor because there are no bigger fools on earth than an atheist!

    Psalm 14:1, 53:1
    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.

    Matthew 23:17, 19
    Ye fools and blind.

    Luke 11:40
    Ye fools.

    Luke 24:25
    O fools, and slow of heart to believe.

    Romans :21-22
    Their foolish heart was darkened.

    Proverbs 28:26
    He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
    And what does God tell us to do with fools?? It's always a good idea to beat fools. Beat them whenever you find them! Glory!

    Proverbs 18:6
    A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes.

    Proverbs 19:29
    Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.

    Proverbs 26:3
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Eugene Hackwith
    Farmer for Christ™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 736

    #2
    Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

    With the way things are going in this country, I fear that every day will be Atheist Day pretty soon.
    A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

    Psalm 139:19-20
    Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
    For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

      Romans :21-22
      Their foolish heart was darkened.
      Why is it atheists day? Is it because of that computer virus? I made sure that my system was protected. Did anyone else have issues?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Elmer Christianson
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 133

        #4
        Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

        Proverbs 19:29. A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's ...
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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

          Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
          With the way things are going in this country, I fear that every day will be Atheist Day pretty soon.
          True friend, oh so true. Even now we can be sure that the abortion factories, gay adoption agencies and heath clinics for illegal (as in non-white) aliens are being planed out once they have Jesus taken off the flag and Darwin put in His place.

          These are dark time brethern.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

            We should all pity those fools:
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Palmer C. Eldrich
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              Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
               
              • Mar 2008
              • 349

              #7
              Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

              What has happened to you guys?~!?~ "Happy atheist day"? Have you changed?
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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

                Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                What has happened to you guys?~!?~ "Happy atheist day"? Have you changed?
                No, this is called irony. We are mocking atheists to their face by making April Fools day their day. We join Jesus in a hearty laugh at the Godless.
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                • Palmer C. Eldrich
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                  Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
                   
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 349

                  #9
                  Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

                  I get it. Haha. That's really funny. I don't think any atheists are bothered by your funny slogans. It would have been funnier if you had misspelled atheist.
                  Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

                    Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
                    I get it. Haha. That's really funny. I don't think any atheists are bothered by your funny slogans. It would have been funnier if you had misspelled atheist.
                    It wasn't meant as a cheep joke friend. More as a stern warning to the moonbat, tree hugging monkey worshipers to wake up and see they are on the short bus to hell. They know darn well what the truth is but they persist in the ludicrous fantasies.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Stan_is_my_Homeboy
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

                      But as William Shakespeare said: The fool thinks he is wise. But the wise man knows he is a fool.

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

                        Originally posted by Stan_is_my_Homeboy View Post
                        But as William Shakespeare said: The fool thinks he is wise. But the wise man knows he is a fool.
                        Pray tell, which are you?
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                        • Ahlen Atheati
                          Unsaved trash, God-mocking scum
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 31

                          #13
                          Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

                          Shakespheare was a lewd joke writer. He's on the same level as a pornographer.
                          Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #14
                            Re: April 1st is Atheists Day

                            Originally posted by Stan_is_my_Homeboy View Post
                            But as William Shakespeare said: The fool thinks he is wise. But the wise man knows he is a fool.
                            Shakespeare didn't die on the cross for my sins. He was some British queer who mocked God.

                            The Bible tells all about fools like you. Jesus says it's always a good idea to beat fools. Beat them whenever you find them.

                            A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6
                            Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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