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  • Matt the viper
    Unsaved trash, atheist liar
    • May 2009
    • 3
    #1

    Hello, I'm new here.

    Just wanted to say hi to my fellow brethren.

    Here is a picture of me at a catholic meet up.

    [img]http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/200...kgay129_la.jpg[/img]


    I'm second row back 3'rd from the right.

    Hello. Nice to meet you.
    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello, I'm new here.

      Originally posted by Brother Matt View Post
      Just wanted to say hi to my fellow brethren.

      Here is a picture of me at a catholic meet up.

      [img]http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/200...kgay129_la.jpg[/img]


      I'm second row back 3'rd from the right.

      Hello. Nice to meet you.
      If you're a Catlick, then your "brethren" are not to be found on this forum. We're Christians here, and we don't worship Christ's mommy, or kiss rings.

      On the other hand, that photo you posted wasn't from any Papist church.

      Time to come clean boy. Are you a negro here to steal pies?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Matt the viper
          Unsaved trash, atheist liar
          • May 2009
          • 3
          #3
          Re: Hello, I'm new here.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          If you're a Catlick, then your "brethren" are not to be found on this forum. We're Christians here, and we don't worship Christ's mommy, or kiss rings.

          On the other hand, that photo you posted wasn't from any Papist church.

          Time to come clean boy. Are you a negro here to steal pies?
          What are you trying to say?!
          But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22895
              #4
              Re: Hello, I'm new here.

              I think Pastor Zeke is trying to say, “Are you a nigra here to steal pies?”.

              On another matter, I too do not see the link as a Catlick Den of Iniquity – it seems more like joy at the news that Welfare Handouts have come through.

              What are you doing boy?
              sigpic


              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Matt the viper
                  Unsaved trash, atheist liar
                  • May 2009
                  • 3
                  #5
                  Re: Hello, I'm new here.

                  After browsing these forums, I can see the majority of you are racist and sexist. And you really think "God" would approve of this behavior?

                  Shocking.

                  Now let me guess, The devil must be controlling me? No.

                  I saw a topic about a GAME called RuneScape. You say just because you can't chose to be Christian It's Devil-ish.

                  Guess what, I'm 99 prayer in that game and I'm an Atheist.

                  Where the fuck is your god now.
                  But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Hello, I'm new here.

                      Originally posted by Brother Matt View Post
                      After browsing these forums, I can see the majority of you are racist and sexist. And you really think "God" would approve of this behavior?

                      Shocking.

                      Now let me guess, The devil must be controlling me? No.

                      I saw a topic about a GAME called RuneScape. You say just because you can't chose to be Christian It's Devil-ish.

                      Guess what, I'm 99 prayer in that game and I'm an Atheist.

                      Where the piffle is your god now.

                      So then you admit to having lied to us, in order to gain our trust. To what end? I've never understood what you atheists are so full of anger and hatred.

                      Your "games" won't get you a place at Christ's table in Heaven, boy. Neither will your lies. Jesus has called you here for a reason. Think about it.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • SayvedByTheLord
                          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 3151
                          #7
                          Re: Hello, I'm new here.

                          Originally posted by Matt the viper View Post
                          Just wanted to say hi to my fellow brethren.

                          Here is a picture of me at a catholic meet up.

                          [img]http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/200...kgay129_la.jpg[/img]


                          I'm second row back 3'rd from the right.

                          Hello. Nice to meet you.
                          Was this taken at a watermelon roast ?


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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