[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I REPENT!

Many thanks, Cap'n. I am very anxious to rid myself of daming habits and forge a new life down the path of Righteousness.

I'll prove to everyone that I am worthy at Camp Trust--this I assure you. I am preparing to head out as we speak. And I promise, I won't accept any rides from girlie-men of any sort!

Excellent! And I like the verse you have chosen for your signature! When you get to Camp Trust, mention my name and you might just get yourself a top bunk!

EDIT:Could we get Mod to change this repenting sinners screen name? It is a bit on the God-mocking side.

[Bob4God]

Re: I REPENT!

Yes indeed, what is a good name to befit a repenting young man?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I REPENT!

Captain Portway, I certainly understand your concern, but there's no reason why he can't stay in one of our youth hostels in the greater Freehold area until he's proven himself.

After a respectable amount of time, if we know for certain that he's not a homosexual saboteur or an atheist in Christian's clothing, he might get to come to church one Sunday.

He seems to be taking to the Camp Trust suggestion I made.

For your run of the mill sinners I would agree with you, but this one was a fairly hardened God-mocking Atheist not that long ago. The drill instructors/spiritual advisors at Camp Trust have more experience breaking the wills of gently leading former atheists to Christ.

I can assure you that should you choose to take him on after her graduates, he'll be a much more pliable and respectful employee for you. And there will be plenty of the Bible left for you to pound into him!

[Bob4God]

Re: I REPENT!

Agreed Brother Portway, he should finish Camp Trust. We must also remember that young people need to have good work ethic instilled in them, and if he was attending Camp Trust and working at FREEHOLD FIREARMS, I could treat the whole thing as a part of his rehabilitation and I could earn some extra money for the church by charging him for the services and lessons I am providing him by allowing him to work. It would all go to the church, honest.

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: I REPENT!

I hope you don't mind me asking sir, but what is the cost of tuition at Freehold Firearms?

P.S. I have included the check-in picture they took of me out at Camp Trust.

[Bob4God]

Re: I REPENT!

I hope you don't mind me asking sir, but what is the cost of tuition at Freehold Firearms?

P.S. I have included the check-in picture they took of me out at Camp Trust.

I could offer you a great learning experience at FREEHOLD FIREARMS for the unbelievably low price of just $49.99 a session. You didn't happen to grab your parents' credit card before you left did you? I will take cash, but not checks, unless you are a True Christian ™ which you are not.

I will need to run the idea of you working here past one of our preachers to make sure they think it's the best thing for me, but once they give a go ahead we'll hammer out the details.

Just remember that I keep most of the guns in my store loaded and unlocked, so if I see you pulling any funny business like stealing from me, touching yourself or saying cuss words, I won't hesitate to blow a hole in one of your kneecaps.

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: I REPENT!

Believe me sir, no funny business of any kind won't happen. Already here at Camp Trust the said they'll cut my doggone ding-dong off if I touch myself thinking of sissy girlie men!