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  • --Stan--
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 2
    #1

    HAIL STAN

    I am Stan.

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    ~Boo.~
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 06-04-2009, 06:53 PM.
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: HAIL SATAN

      I agree.............. Booooooo

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131
          #3
          Re: HAIL SATAN

          You're Stan, eh? Well....er....good for you, lad.
          sigpic
          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449
              #4
              Re: HAIL SATAN

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              You're Stan, eh? Well....er....good for you, lad.
              I'm glad he decided to share all this with us.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: HAIL STAN

                  I remember the last guy who hailed satin....Maybe these two asshats should get together.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Jose the Believer
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 17
                      #6
                      Re: HAIL STAN

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I remember the last guy who hailed satin....Maybe these two asshats should get together.
                      Well, this person is named Stan.

                      Who is this Stan?

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          Re: HAIL STAN

                          GOD, what a bunch of asshat homer!s.

                          I'm gonna check back here later this evening to make Sure they haven't decided to go all Crepuscular on us

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405
                              #8
                              Re: HAIL STAN

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              I remember the last guy who hailed satin....Maybe these two asshats should get together.
                              Are we sure he didn't mean "stain"?

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                  Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2009
                                  • 666
                                  #9
                                  Re: HAIL STAN

                                  Yea, well I'm OLIVER and YOU ARE MY BITCH!!!



                                  BOO!!!!!
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                                  SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                  Hosea 9:7
                                  The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                    • James Hutchins
                                      True Christian™
                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                       
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 29457
                                      #10
                                      Re: HAIL STAN

                                      Or Stalin?
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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