Can someone help me?

[LBC disgusts me]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

^^Fictional?

Too bad. I was really looking forward to being an ignorant, racist, "True Christian".

Unless someone can show me the truth?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Can someone help me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=173411728

^^real?

Too bad. I was really looking forward to being an ignorant, racist, "True Christian".

Unless someone can show me the truth?

The truth is you are ignorant, probably a racist, and not a Christian.
Ask Jesus to help your sick soul.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Can someone help me?

I have one suggestion for the OP, REPENT.

Edit: How did you find the time to sign up to our Holy site? Eating babies and raping children must consume most of your day!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Can someone help me?

Tell me, you are going to believe a single entry, made in wikipedia by some faceless heathen over a website like this with thousands upon thousands of entries made by good, honest God fearing Christian folk?

Problem here is, based on your screen name, I know you are probably a troll. You most likely want to abuse good Christian people because you had a bad childhood. Perhaps, your attitude has something to do with it. I suggest you look at yourself long and hard before you come into another's home and spit insults.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Can someone help me?

real?

Too bad. I was really looking forward to being an ignorant, racist, "True Christian".

Unless someone can show me the truth?

Obviously you are not aware that Wikipedia is Satan's Playground, and as such, is full of lies.

Second, ignorance is in not following an AV1611 KJV Bible word for word.

Third, racists are unsaved heathens that will lie in anguish and flames for all eternity.

Fourth, the only truth is that of God's Word.

I can indicate from your post that you have not yet repented. Are you aware of the consequences of this deathstyle choice?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Can someone help me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=173411728

^^real?

Too bad. I was really looking forward to being an ignorant, racist, "True Christian".

Unless someone can show me the truth?

Real as the fires of Hell and the Love of Jesus friend. GLORY!

I take issue with the ignorant point. We are quite knowable of the Bible. If you say we are racists you are saying The Bible is racists. An absurdity.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Can someone help me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=173411728

^^real?

Too bad. I was really looking forward to being an ignorant, racist, "True Christian".

Unless someone can show me the truth?

There there. Now, can you show me on the dolls where the bad man touched you? Do you need me to turn them over?

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Can someone help me?

I have a feeling that you are spot on with your analysis Professor.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Can someone help me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=173411728

^^real?

Too bad. I was really looking forward to being an ignorant, racist, "True Christian".

Unless someone can show me the truth?

Well, boy, da Debil comes and visits in many places and and one of his favorite is da Wickipeadia. It's a good thing you came here to seek da truth...now go a pray fo Jeesus to give you brain cells cause you is gonna need dem in dis here life.

[LBC disgusts me]

Re: Can someone help me?

This is the most hopeless group of people I have ever seen. I really hope this website is Godly, if it's not...I don't even know what to say.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=23027

And after reading all 8 pages of this thread ^, I've come to a new understanding of how much I dislike this organization, authentic or not.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: Can someone help me?

I've come to a new understanding of how much I dislike this organization.

There is a special place in hell for heathens like you. How dare you come into a virtual house of the Lord and spew such filth. You have been reported to the Elders.

[LBC disgusts me]

Re: Can someone help me?

There there. Now, can you show me on the dolls where the bad man touched you? Do you need me to turn them over?

ProTip:the doll on the left could use a shave

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Can someone help me?

This is the most hopeless group of people I have ever seen. I really hope this website is Godly, if it's not...I don't even know what to say.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=23027

And after reading all 8 pages of this thread ^, I've come to a new understanding of how much I dislike this organization, authentic or not.

If you think we stray from The Holy Word of God show us with The Bible. We could care squat about your opinion. The only opinion matters is Jesus'.

We get accused of "trolling" a lot, hog wash. All we are doing is following The Bible to the letter and spirit is intended. Accusing us being fakes or trolls just shows your ignorance of scripture.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Can someone help me?

ProTip:the doll on the left could use a shave

Pro tip? You one of dem hermosexual hairdressers? You really got yo-self a special place in hell!

[LBC disgusts me]

Re: Can someone help me?

^So I suppose caring one's appearance makes said person a homosexual. Very logical.

Okay, since wikipedia is so conveniently explained ()
What about this one?

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist