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  • #31
    Re: Would you open your home for me?

    Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
    I didnt "cut and run", I had chores to do for my mother.

    And Pastor, I dont have a father. He died a few years ago.
    Being raised by a single mother? No wonder you're so lost! It's inevitable you'll end up a drug-addicted letsbemen unless you turn to Jesus FAST!
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    • #32
      Re: Would you open your home for me?

      I'm 19, Sister. I was 15 when my father died but I had to cut short my childhood to help my poor mother.

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      • #33
        Re: Would you open your home for me?

        Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
        What question was that? Who is this? I didnt know what you meant.

        And Im not a harlot, or a "Goth slut" I was wearing a white shirt, you dont see many goths dressed like that. I am also a virgin.

        I didnt "cut and run", I had chores to do for my mother.

        And Pastor, I dont have a father. He died a few years ago.
        A virgin, you said? I'm currently in the market for the future Mrs. Johnnyboy(White Christian Virgin), and so far we're looking at two out of three as far as you're concerned. If you're willing to become a True Christian, can make biscuits and gravy, and provide a picture showing your teeth, we might be able to work something out. Of course, it would have to be under strict True Christian Supervision.

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        • #34
          Re: Would you open your home for me?

          Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
          What question was that? Who is this? I didnt know what you meant.

          And Im not a harlot, or a "Goth slut" I was wearing a white shirt, you dont see many goths dressed like that. I am also a virgin.

          I didnt "cut and run", I had chores to do for my mother.

          And Pastor, I dont have a father. He died a few years ago.
          See this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...8&postcount=21
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #35
            Re: Would you open your home for me?

            I dont understand what you mean... I dont know who that is!

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            • #36
              Re: Would you open your home for me?

              Welcome Danny!

              I've just returned from a missionary flight to Godless Thailand. The Pastors are working hard over there to convert and save some of those poor boys and girls that work in Patpong.

              Anyway, it's good to meet you! You'll have to pardon the suspicion of some members, they are hyper-vigilant due to a rash of Dutch trolls that have been invading the boards lately.

              I might be willing to open my home to you. I also would need to see your teeth first though, you can't be too careful. And how much weight can you lift? The bags of feed I buy for the hogs weigh 80 pounds. (Those are American pounds, not money. I'm not sure how many "stone" 80 pounds is).
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              • #37
                Re: Would you open your home for me?

                Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                I dont understand what you mean... I dont know who that is!
                When checking on the validity of your picture, we came across that fellow. Naturally, he looks mighty suspicious and that raised red flags all though the DOF. As the rest of the information came in, we came to find that the picture is simply a place marker, nothing more.

                So accept my apologies for scrutinizing so throughly, but you really cannot be to careful in these days of Al-Qaeda and other religious terrorists. They'd like nothing more than to subvert us by planting a mole in our organization.

                I spoken to Mrs. Hutchins and she said you are more than welcome to come and stay in the bunk house with the rest of the girls.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #38
                  Re: Would you open your home for me?

                  Thank you

                  Though Im worried, because someone told me this site is just a parody and isnt real?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Would you open your home for me?

                    Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                    Thank you

                    Though Im worried, because someone told me this site is just a divine revelation and isnt real?
                    Do not believe anyone who would detest this Godly site as "unreal", "fake", "false", "a parody", or satire, especially that Wickedpedo!

                    Revelation 2:2-7: "2-I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are evil: and thou hast tried them which say they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars: 3-And hast borne, and hast patience, and for my name's sake hast laboured, and hast not fainted. 4-Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love. 5-Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent. 6-But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate. 7-He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God. "

                    Psalm 101:3-8: "3-I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me. 4-A froward heart shall depart from me: I will not know a wicked person. 5-Whoso privily slandereth his neighbour, him will I cut off: him that hath an high look and a proud heart will not I suffer. 6-Mine eyes shall be upon the faithful of the land, that they may dwell with me: he that walketh in a perfect way, he shall serve me. 7-He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight. 8-I will early destroy all the wicked of the land; that I may cut off all wicked doers from the city of the LORD."

                    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


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                    • #40
                      Re: Would you open your home for me?

                      Oh okay. But on the main website it even says its not a real website! Unless it started that way but has given birth to a true community?

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                      • #41
                        Re: Would you open your home for me?

                        If it's not a real website, how are you posting here? Are you imagining all this?
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • #42
                          Re: Would you open your home for me?

                          Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                          Oh okay. But on the main website it even says its not a real website! Unless it started that way but has given birth to a true community?
                          You are obviously being misled by Satan, and it was all a hallucination from that accursed estrogen coursing through you!

                          Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                          All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Would you open your home for me?

                            No I mean, its been said to be a divine revelation and a real Christian community... I was just a little worried!

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                            • #44
                              Re: Would you open your home for me?

                              Originally posted by stripeydani View Post
                              Oh okay. But on the main website it even says its not a real website! Unless it started that way but has given birth to a true community?
                              You are trying to think far too much. Women were created to make pies, Soldiers for Christ©, and serve the needs of their True Christian™ husbands.

                              Why are you not married yet ?


                              Leviticus 26:27-29

                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Would you open your home for me?

                                There are no True Christian men in the part of the world where I live.

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