[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

I didnt "cut and run", I had chores to do for my mother.

And Pastor, I dont have a father. He died a few years ago.

Being raised by a single mother? No wonder you're so lost! It's inevitable you'll end up a drug-addicted letsbemen unless you turn to Jesus FAST!

[stripeydani]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

I'm 19, Sister. I was 15 when my father died but I had to cut short my childhood to help my poor mother.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

What question was that? Who is this? I didnt know what you meant.

And Im not a harlot, or a "Goth slut" I was wearing a white shirt, you dont see many goths dressed like that. I am also a virgin.

I didnt "cut and run", I had chores to do for my mother.

And Pastor, I dont have a father. He died a few years ago.

A virgin, you said? I'm currently in the market for the future Mrs. Johnnyboy(White Christian Virgin), and so far we're looking at two out of three as far as you're concerned. If you're willing to become a True Christian, can make biscuits and gravy, and provide a picture showing your teeth, we might be able to work something out. Of course, it would have to be under strict True Christian Supervision.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

What question was that? Who is this? I didnt know what you meant.

And Im not a harlot, or a "Goth slut" I was wearing a white shirt, you dont see many goths dressed like that. I am also a virgin.

I didnt "cut and run", I had chores to do for my mother.

And Pastor, I dont have a father. He died a few years ago.

See this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...8&postcount=21

[stripeydani]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

I dont understand what you mean... I dont know who that is!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

Welcome Danny!

I've just returned from a missionary flight to Godless Thailand. The Pastors are working hard over there to convert and save some of those poor boys and girls that work in Patpong.

Anyway, it's good to meet you! You'll have to pardon the suspicion of some members, they are hyper-vigilant due to a rash of Dutch trolls that have been invading the boards lately.

I might be willing to open my home to you. I also would need to see your teeth first though, you can't be too careful. And how much weight can you lift? The bags of feed I buy for the hogs weigh 80 pounds. (Those are American pounds, not money. I'm not sure how many "stone" 80 pounds is).

[James Hutchins]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

I dont understand what you mean... I dont know who that is!

When checking on the validity of your picture, we came across that fellow. Naturally, he looks mighty suspicious and that raised red flags all though the DOF. As the rest of the information came in, we came to find that the picture is simply a place marker, nothing more.

So accept my apologies for scrutinizing so throughly, but you really cannot be to careful in these days of Al-Qaeda and other religious terrorists. They'd like nothing more than to subvert us by planting a mole in our organization.

I spoken to Mrs. Hutchins and she said you are more than welcome to come and stay in the bunk house with the rest of the girls.

[stripeydani]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

Thank you

Though Im worried, because someone told me this site is just a parody and isnt real?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

Thank you

Though Im worried, because someone told me this site is just a divine revelation and isnt real?

Do not believe anyone who would detest this Godly site as "unreal", "fake", "false", "a parody", or satire, especially that Wickedpedo!

Revelation 2:2-7: "2-I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are evil: and thou hast tried them which say they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars: 3-And hast borne, and hast patience, and for my name's sake hast laboured, and hast not fainted. 4-Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love. 5-Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent. 6-But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate. 7-He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God. "

Psalm 101:3-8: "3-I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me. 4-A froward heart shall depart from me: I will not know a wicked person. 5-Whoso privily slandereth his neighbour, him will I cut off: him that hath an high look and a proud heart will not I suffer. 6-Mine eyes shall be upon the faithful of the land, that they may dwell with me: he that walketh in a perfect way, he shall serve me. 7-He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight. 8-I will early destroy all the wicked of the land; that I may cut off all wicked doers from the city of the LORD."

[stripeydani]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

Oh okay. But on the main website it even says its not a real website! Unless it started that way but has given birth to a true community?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

If it's not a real website, how are you posting here? Are you imagining all this?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

Oh okay. But on the main website it even says its not a real website! Unless it started that way but has given birth to a true community?

You are obviously being misled by Satan, and it was all a hallucination from that accursed estrogen coursing through you!

[stripeydani]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

No I mean, its been said to be a divine revelation and a real Christian community... I was just a little worried!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

Oh okay. But on the main website it even says its not a real website! Unless it started that way but has given birth to a true community?

You are trying to think far too much. Women were created to make pies, Soldiers for Christ©, and serve the needs of their True Christian™ husbands.

Why are you not married yet ?

[stripeydani]

Re: Would you open your home for me?

There are no True Christian men in the part of the world where I live.