[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

We've seen Pastafarian's far more clever than you. Now go ask mommy to tuck you in with a nice warm bottle of milk and a plate of spaghetti.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Luther T Washington]

Re: You Bigots

Sorry I had to step out to do heathen things
What was that? I can accept Jesus and then you guys will listen and believe my Social communist bit?
Hell, if it were that easy. Okay I accept Jebus because he has given me the power to do whatever I want, whenever I want (Within legal limits) and However I want. I accept him because all of these TRUE SEERS labeled me as a heathen and therefore it is only possible to RECIEVE redemption. He gives me the power to read the entire bible instead of dissecting it compltly (Woops! Spelling error but I converted) and judge people as I see personally fit
Oh and uh... Something about god being everywhere but only listening to this church (Seems like a waste of body mass to me but who am I to question the almighty) and how if we send our sons to die to prove a point, we all get our own religion
Ra'men


Thats the way it goes right?

You offend God!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: You Bigots

Shadow, let's be serious. You wouldn't be here on this forum if you didn't feel the tug of Christ deep down. The only reason why I would think you are still talking to us is that you want to accept Jesus as your personal savior, but you are still on the fence. You just need a little "nudge" to push you over to the side of Truth.

You have a very very wrong perception of True Christianity(tm). Have you really spent time looking around the threads on these forums instead of arguing in here? You will see the Truth is Out There!

So let's try this again: Shadowmere, do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior? Do you believe that Christ died on Calvary for your sins and that you may have eternal life? Do you rebuke Satan and promise to read the KJV 1611 every day and study it thoroughly so that you may understand what God commands of you?

Jesus, O hear me Lord! Please come and help Shadowmare learn the way of Truth. Help him open his heart to you so that you may enter. Jesus, Shadowmare is a lost soul and he needs your help. O Great Lord, I pray in your name, Amen.

Now, Shadow...Jesus has done his part. He is knocking at your door. Will you let him in?

[Luther T Washington]

Re: You Bigots

Really? Oh, that would be wonderful! Do you think they could handle the inspector, too?

Is the inspector a white woman? The boys love to lay pipe for white women. They do believe that a man should be able to lay his own pipe. If the inspector happens to be a man, I'll let the boys know that they need to help him, because by helping him they are helping you.

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Sorry I had to step out to do heathen things
What was that? I can accept Jesus and then you guys will listen and believe my Social communist bit?
Hell, if it were that easy. Okay I accept Jebus because he has given me the power to do whatever I want, whenever I want (Within legal limits) and However I want. I accept him because all of these TRUE SEERS labeled me as a heathen and therefore it is only possible to RECIEVE redemption. He gives me the power to read the entire bible instead of dissecting it compltly (Woops! Spelling error but I converted) and judge people as I see personally fit
Oh and uh... Something about god being everywhere but only listening to this church (Seems like a waste of body mass to me but who am I to question the almighty) and how if we send our sons to die to prove a point, we all get our own religion
Ra'men


Thats the way it goes right?















Yes... I am laughing at all of you

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Shadowmare, do yourself a favor and leave and cut your losses. No sense in your just embarrassing yourself and your country even further. You're getting nowhere. You have no creativity, no wit, no argument, and you bring nothing to the table.

However, you may find that you can erase all that pain and unhappiness inside you (which we are all seeing) by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. With Christ, all things are possible...like you being able to put up a post with correct English!

Amen Reverend Jim! Amen! Shout Glory! Jesus is surely here with us on this thread! Glory!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[JennyD]

Re: You Bigots

Are you having plumbing problems Miss Jenny? My grandsons Hot Rod and Iron Bone are experts at laying pipe. I'm sure they will be glad to help you! They've helped more white women than I can count with their plumbing problems!

Really? Oh, that would be wonderful! Do you think they could handle the inspector, too?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: You Bigots

Shadowmare, do yourself a favor and leave and cut your losses. No sense in your just embarrassing yourself and your country even further. You're getting nowhere. You have no creativity, no wit, no argument, and you bring nothing to the table.

However, you may find that you can erase all that pain and unhappiness inside you (which we are all seeing) by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. With Christ, all things are possible...like you being able to put up a post with correct English!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Warping my words too eh?

Your words speak for themselves. By the way, when a Canadian says "eh" it means "I'm too stupid to know what to say next".

I wonder how many times through history before the printing press came along that Priests who had to write each bible by hand have done that
More often then you think I bet...

This may be the first intelligent thing you have said. Papist priests mistranslated the Bible many times with the intent of establishing the Pope as God, thus enabling their priests to bugger children.

You're all brainwashed, under a matron who promises goodies if you do as she says
THATS RIGHT! GOD COULD VERY WELL BE A WOMAN
Hey... You never know

If you want to call us brainwashed for believing in God, that is your choice, but it will only make God very angry. It is unwise to anger God.

God is not a woman. The AV 1611 King James Bible makes that very clear.

In the end, yes I am the spawn of Satan himself come to disrupt the very foundations of this forum.

You think that is news? We knew that from your first post. You really aren't very clever.

And piffleing hell, it worked
You guys all went batshit

No, you failed. While we maintained our composure, each of your posts got more and more inane. Some even had to be translated.

Seriously, if you choose to be a troll, you need more practice. You're failing miserably. Must be that great Canadian college education!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Translation is needed again.

"Speaking of donkeys, have you seen the woman who carried Jesus to term lately? I lust for her.

I'm straight but I am aware of how homers copulate. I am experienced with this phenomena."

So now you're a Catholic? Baptists don't worship Mary. Are you that stupid?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Warping my words too eh?
I wonder how many times through history before the printing press came along that Priests who had to write each bible by hand have done that
More often then you think I bet...


You're all brainwashed, under a matron who promises goodies if you do as she says
THATS RIGHT! GOD COULD VERY WELL BE A WOMAN
Hey... You never know
In the end, yes I am the spawn of Satan himself come to disrupt the very foundations of this forum. And fucking hell, it worked
You guys all went batshit

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Speaking of asses
Have you seen the Virgin Mary lately?
She is niiiiiiiiice...

Oh, and I'm happily straight... but do know for a fact that Homosexuals have bum sex
You don't need experience to know that

Translation is needed again.

"Speaking of donkeys, have you seen the woman who carried Jesus to term lately? I lust for her.

I'm straight but I am aware of how homers copulate. I am experienced with this phenomena."

So now you're a Catholic? Baptists don't worship Mary. Are you that stupid?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Speaking of asses
Have you seen the Virgin Mary lately?
She is niiiiiiiiice...

Oh, and I'm happily straight... but do know for a fact that Homosexuals have bum sex
You don't need experience to know that

[Logos69]

Re: You Bigots

Heeeeey
I'm an Atheist, Social Communist and I also believe in sex before marriage

Now that thats out of the way and your jaws are grinding in no doubt godly rage, let me continue

I must ask, to which I am expecting a mature and UN-BIGOTED answer. What makes you so damned sure that god exists? You feel him?
Funny... I was born and raised a Christian up until age 14 and I didn't feel a thing... then I gave up since he never answered my prayers
And no, he NEVER ANSWERED MY PRAYERS, despite what you think, it wasn't until I used my own two hands under my own personal willpower that I got results
Call me a lost sheep, call me a heathen but I honestly just get a laugh out of it now. I have a Batchelors in History as well as a year of College for Bartending under my belt, haven't even picked up a bible in years

Are you trolling Muslims too TROLL?! I doubt if you are an atheist. I think you are just a Christian hater.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Its not a wonder you all hate sodomy... your asses are too damned tight

Voice of experience?

No, I'm not drunk

Then what is causing your cognitive degeneration?

Yes, I am flawed

For once, a true self evaluation.

just like any other person

No you're not like any person who is saved and destined for Heaven!

And I'm sorry if you guys don't speak "Common sense", as I had come here assuming that you were open minded individuals

We speak of the AV 1611 King James Bible which is the Word of the Living God. That is all we need to open our minds to.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

At you or with you? Is it a large institution?

Its not a wonder you all hate sodomy... your asses are too damned tight
No, I'm not drunk
Yes, I am flawed just like any other person

And I'm sorry if you guys don't speak "Common sense", as I had come here assuming that you were open minded individuals