[James Hutchins]

Re: You Bigots

I have to wonder.... was that individual one of Palin's special people? Certainly seemed to write and think like a 'Yes You Can' sort of retard. I think we are going to find them coming out of the wood work.

[JennyD]

Re: You Bigots

Glory!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

You know, that is the perfect metaphor for converting people to Christianity! Of course, sometimes we must resort to more....serious methods when dealing with lesbians, as you and I know. Speaking of which, I hope your conversion with them two dyke harlots is going well!

The exorcism/conversion is going well. I posted an update in the Men's Forum but to keep you up to the moment the pastors are having their way with them pleasuring them ministering to them in the most Godly manner. We've had to extend the planned period of ministration. Hopefully the victim will soon be cooking and cleaning for her husband and the dominatrix will be serving out her 90 days for simple assault.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: You Bigots

You know, that is the perfect metaphor for converting people to Christianity! Of course, sometimes we must resort to more....serious methods when dealing with lesbians, as you and I know. Speaking of which, I hope your conversion with them two dyke harlots is going well!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

I honestly think that if I had a few more posts, I could've converted this godless heathen. He was starting to emotionally break down. That is the perfect time to brainwash teach him the Truth that Jesus Christ died for his sins.

I agree Rev. Jim. He was clearly disassembling. I think if we had more time he would have completely crumbled and come to Jesus.

Becoming a Christian is much like becoming a Marine. The Marines take in naive young boys and disassemble them to the point where they are helpless. Then the Marines begin to rebuild them into real men, real Marines. The boy that enters Marine boot camp bears no resemblance to the man that emerges. Glory! Praise Jesus and His Holy Marines!

We broke this troll down but we didn't have the opportunity to rebuild him in God's image. Was a soul lost this evening?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: You Bigots

I honestly think that if I had a few more posts, I could've converted this godless heathen. He was starting to emotionally break down. That is the perfect time to brainwash teach him the Truth that Jesus Christ died for his sins.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: You Bigots

Yes this is a very disappointing troll.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

I know, Brother. He came looking for a fight and argued his flawed view of communism with a man who has had experience of it first hand. Even the most devout atheist would see the stupidity in that.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Is that all? Really? I wasn't expecting more, but I still feel a little disappointed in you.

Yes this is a very disappointing troll.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: You Bigots

Blow me
Get off the pedestal that is your ego and blow me

That was directed towards "Nurse Campett"

Is that all? Really? I wasn't expecting more, but I still feel a little disappointed in you.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Honestly if I HAD to join a church it wouldn't be this one.

Good choice since Satanists are not welcome here.

Not after the immediate hostile... and lets face it, remaining hostile welcome I'm getting.

No one has been hostile. Considering how impolite you have been we have been more than welcoming.

I've browsed through many of the forum posts and see many "Upstanding" members making racial slurs towards others, using the bible as their only source of evidence,

Racism is not tolerated here. The Bible is indeed the only source of reference needed anywhere.

and seen people who are no doubt older then me use logic that reminds me of my 9 year old nephew. People going on about translating what I say...

You get translated because your posts make no sense. I am learned in gibberish, so when I see gibberish, I must translate it into standard American English. I hope your 9 yr old nephew is smarter than you are.

Originally I tried to be mature

No, you came in here posing as an infant. That was insulting to infants everywhere.

but you mostly refused to listen, refused to even CONSIDER my point of view.

Your "point of view" is drivel. This is not a debate forum. You didn't read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. If you had, you would not have made such a fool of yourself.

Yes I have considered yours,

No you didn't. You're a troll. A not very clever troll at that.

and it doesn't work in my mind.

Please post evidence you have a "mind".

Maybe he did die for me,

Jesus DID die for your lousy soul.

I honestly do not know as I wasn't there...

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were there! Read your Bible!

but until I meet IRREFUTABLE PROOF that he exists, I will remain Atheist

Not a very smart move. The AV 1611 Bible is irrefutable proof.

No Bible Quotes...

The Bible is what will save your sorry soul.

i know it seems a little far fetched, but say we meet an alien civilization that worships the SAME god DOWN TO THE LETTER... then I might re-think my ways

You should be reading the AV 1611 King James Bible and not stupid science fiction novels.

Until then... Bread with mould that looks like Jesus just doesn't convince me

Nor I.

Nor does the reception I've gotten from this church... so much for loving thy neighbor

You have received the reception you earned.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Were the reason little you cannot believe in God? Man up and get that thumb out of your mouth! Your temper tantrums and whining have become intolerable.

Blow me
Get off the pedestal that is your ego and blow me

That was directed towards "Nurse Campett"

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: You Bigots

I thank this Jim Osbourne Fellow for commenting in a more mature manner. But the rest of you are the exact reason I don't believe in god.
Honestly I'd rather be a sinner and loved by most, then a self centered... Bitch like the person in my quote
If he exists, God can judge me when the time comes. But if he is perfect, he will no doubt understand why I refuse to dedicate my life to things unless they are proven without a doubt
Even looking at the emotes right now... Bombing Islamics, Asians and what look like Jews?
Thats not right... I have good friends from each of those categories

We're the reason little you cannot believe in God? Man up and get that thumb out of your mouth! Your temper tantrums and whining have become intolerable.

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Well, things have progressed EXACTLY as I thought. The little troll is bested by his betters and resorts to being the hateful Christian basher he is.
Go to bed little boy.

I thank this Jim Osbourne Fellow for commenting in a more mature manner. But the rest of you are the exact reason I don't believe in god.
Honestly I'd rather be a sinner and loved by most, then a self centered... Bitch like the person in my quote
If he exists, God can judge me when the time comes. But if he is perfect, he will no doubt understand why I refuse to dedicate my life to things unless they are proven without a doubt
Even looking at the emotes right now... Bombing Islamics, Asians and what look like Jews?
Thats not right... I have good friends from each of those categories

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: You Bigots

Well, things have progressed EXACTLY as I thought. The little troll is bested by his betters and resorts to being the hateful Christian basher he is.
Go to bed little boy.

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Shadow, let's be serious. You wouldn't be here on this forum if you didn't feel the tug of Christ deep down. The only reason why I would think you are still talking to us is that you want to accept Jesus as your personal savior, but you are still on the fence. You just need a little "nudge" to push you over to the side of Truth.

You have a very very wrong perception of True Christianity™. Have you really spent time looking around the threads on these forums instead of arguing in here? You will see the Truth is Out There!

So let's try this again: Shadowmere, do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior? Do you believe that Christ died on Calvary for your sins and that you may have eternal life? Do you rebuke Satan and promise to read the KJV 1611 every day and study it thoroughly so that you may understand what God commands of you?

Jesus, O hear me Lord! Please come and help Shadowmare learn the way of Truth. Help him open his heart to you so that you may enter. Jesus, Shadowmare is a lost soul and he needs your help. O Great Lord, I pray in your name, Amen.

Now, Shadow...Jesus has done his part. He is knocking at your door. Will you let him in?

Honestly if I HAD to join a church it wouldn't be this one. Not after the immediate hostile... and lets face it, remaining hostile welcome I'm getting. I've browsed through many of the forum posts and see many "Upstanding" members making racial slurs towards others, using the bible as their only source of evidence, and seen people who are no doubt older then me use logic that reminds me of my 9 year old nephew. People going on about translating what I say...
Originally I tried to be mature but you mostly refused to listen, refused to even CONSIDER my point of view. Yes I have considered yours, and it doesn't work in my mind
Maybe he did die for me, I honestly do not know as I wasn't there... but until I meet IRREFUTABLE PROOF that he exists, I will remain Atheist

No Bible Quotes... I know it seems a little far fetched, but say we meet an alien civilization that worships the SAME god DOWN TO THE LETTER... then I might re-think my ways
Until then... Bread with mould that looks like Jesus just doesn't convince me
Nor does the reception I've gotten from this church... so much for loving thy neighbor