[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2010

You haven't heard from me in a while, but I assure you that ol' soon-to-be-sheriff Ofc. Don is still out and about busting crooks.

I like having patrol duty in the Christmas season, so I can drive around drinking coffee and admiring Christmas displays.

While cruising on the rougher side of town last night I was actually enjoying the Christmas decorations the poor folk have in front of their shacks and trailers.

All was well until I saw it:



I came to a screeching halt on the lawn. I toggled my lights and radioed into dispatch, "Female wicker reindeer wrapped in Christmas lights engaged in public indecency with male wicker reindeer wrapped in Christmas lights at 118 south second, stand by." 10-4 was the response.

I flew out of my cruiser to dismantle the lewd display before any children saw it.

My lights must have alerted the homeowner, who came out to ask the old cliche, "what do you think you're doing, Officer?"

"Trying to do my duty to protect the sensitivities of this community! Now I suggest you dismantle this lewd display before any children see it." I responded.

The homeowner, who was probably late twenties, just laughed at me! I was stunned. Nobody laughs at an Officer of the Law when he issues an order.

"Don't kids know where we get little reindeer anyway?" asked the surely homeowner.

"Any Christian parent would rather their child learn about sex when they're adults on their honeymoon, not on the street from a lewd Christmas display. Yours portrays what appears a female atop a male reindeer, which is in violation not only of public decency laws, but God's law."

I continued: "Because female reindeer don't have tallywhackers, it has to be inferred that she has equipped an artificial device to aid in penetration of the male wicker reindeer's posterior."

He was already facing counts of public indecency, sodomy, fornication and possibly lewd conduct involving however many children had already seen this altar of Satan.

I asked if he would also like to go for resisting a direct order from an Officer of the Law.

He refused to take down the display so I had to do it myself, after writing him a big fat ticket. There was more to this thing than met the eye and it took me a good half hour to get it disassembled. I did confiscate it.

And I am going to reassemble these adulterous reindeer for church on Sunday and make an object lesson out of it for the kids, after which we will take them outside and stone them in the parking lot.

God has a master design for men and women and He doesn't take well to those who go against nature.

[David Rothstein]

Re: Policing Freehold

They do.

In North Salem, we contract with a Jewish security firm because we will not encourage a Christian to violate the Sabbath.

I can see that there is yet another reason my Board will be glad they cancelled my congregation's trip to Freehold. I can see the headline now: "Policeman running for sheriff puts paycheck above God's Law."

Shalom,

Indeed. Jewish men of Yahweh have long been persecuted by the Arabs and the Christians. We do take security seriously and have demonstrated our tactical abilities for over 50 years.

In the US, it took 4 planes under control of the Muslim enemy for you to wake up and realize that you must secure your aircraft. No airplane lands in Israel without at least one armed "flight marshal" with an Uzi. It has always been this way.

I am willing to assume patrol of your streets on your Sabbath, but not without compensation. In Yahweh's name, I assure you that any Muslim will be escorted out of town, along with any homosexual.

Please consider my proposal so that your local constable may attend your services, however silly, that he is currently deprived of. I will maintain peace in Freehold for a reasonable fee.

Shalom

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

Newsflash: Jesus was a Jew. And Jesus did not go to church....matter of fact, in the bible, the word "Church" is not mentioned a single time... (The real bible that is, I don't have any clue as to what bible you read)

Except for the 111 verses using the word "church", it's never mentioned once.

http://bibleresources.bible.com/keywordsearchresults.php?multiplemethod=all&numpageresults=25&select=searchBible&keyword=church&version=9&Submit.x=27&Submit.y=13

Looks like you are wrong there.

My advice to this place, is that Cults never work out for the good, and this place resembles a cult more than anything I have ever seen...tell me I am wrong,

Will do! You are wrong again. This thread (<-- click there, Dippy) lays out the characteristics of cults as expressed by world-renowned cult experts. I suggest you read it and realize that Landover fits none of those characteristics.

and I will know that you do not actually READ the bible but you are just as sinful as I am (which I believe would mean you are already damned to hell if you do not agree to as everybody sins...)

We already know you haven't read the Bible, since you failed to notice 111 verses containing the word "church". I imagine you missed others, as well:

1 John 3:6
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.


1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

[Kolonol]

Re: Policing Freehold

Hmmm...saw something about foreign cars... #1 it is my right to drive a foreign car, and I do it well with my little Mercedes which I bought off of a German family. I have proudly placed 500 thousand miles on it and it still runs like a kitten...why would we ban cars that the Progressives kicked out of our country? Mercedes built Diesels here until around the 40's when our glorious Fake Franklin D. Roosevelt issued laws saying they couldn't. Low and behold the Mercedes diesel is the cleanest diesel made and was made in America until they were kicked out. And since we should only drive American cars, why would I drive a Ford truck (only remaining American car as Government Motors hires illegals and ships a lot of parts from companies such as Mitsubishi and such) when Ford puts stickers on their hitches saying not to pull trailers? I'm sorry, but I drive Mercedes and Dodge because they are simply the best quality car, I don't care what country they are made in. But I did buy them in America, and the money I spent went to American families, so THAT is the part I would say counts.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Policing Freehold

Newsflash: Jesus was a Jew. And Jesus did not go to church....matter of fact, in the bible, the word "Church" is not mentioned a single time... (The real bible that is, I don't have any clue as to what bible you read) Athiest my ass...perhaps they were better Christians than you? (you are not almighty after all...even though you like to think so) My advice to this place, is that Cults never work out for the good, and this place resembles a cult more than anything I have ever seen...tell me I am wrong, and I will know that you do not actually READ the bible but you are just as sinful as I am (which I believe would mean you are already damned to hell if you do not agree to as everybody sins...)

Matthew 16:18

And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

Want another reference, dippy?

Also, Jesus was a 'Judean', not a Jew.

During His lifetime, no persons were described as "Jews" anywhere. That fact is supported by theology and history. When Jesus was in Judea, it was not the "homeland" of the ancestors of those who today style themselves "Jews". Their ancestors never set a foot in Judea. They existed at that time in Asia, their "homeland", and were known as Khazars. In none of the manuscripts of the original Old or New Testament was Jesus described or referred to as a "Jew".

That is why there are two 'types' of Jew. Ashkenazi and Sephardic. Jesus was NEITHER.

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Kolonol]

Re: Policing Freehold

Newsflash: Jesus was a Jew. And Jesus did not go to church....matter of fact, in the bible, the word "Church" is not mentioned a single time... (The real bible that is, I don't have any clue as to what bible you read) Athiest my ass...perhaps they were better Christians than you? (you are not almighty after all...even though you like to think so) My advice to this place, is that Cults never work out for the good, and this place resembles a cult more than anything I have ever seen...tell me I am wrong, and I will know that you do not actually READ the bible but you are just as sinful as I am (which I believe would mean you are already damned to hell if you do not agree to as everybody sins...)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

I told I think that's a crazy idea.

The Jews will sell you out in a heart beat to the Jihadists. Remember the Jews in the US are liberal elitists: they are sarcastic, effete shrills, nothing like the manly REAL Jews in Israel who are willing to stop pirate terrorists on the high seas. Sure your' church's militia has been training hard, but their still civis and the Obama regime will take the Bombvests crowd side the minute the balloon goes up.

Think Rodimer before it is to late!

We weren't hiring Jews for that event, Bobby-Joe! Unless . . . wait, "Blackwater" isn't a Jewish name, is it?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Policing Freehold

Bobby-Joe, that is the LAST time I tell you about my town's SECRET plans to trap and dispose of the local moon-worshippers.

Why don't you just put it out on Facebook, too? MySpace, maybe?

The three fastest ways to spread a secret: Telephone, Television, Tell-Bobby-Joe!

I told I think that's a crazy idea.

The Jews will sell you out in a heart beat to the Jihadists. Remember the Jews in the US are liberal elitists: they are sarcastic, effete shrills, nothing like the manly REAL Jews in Israel who are willing to stop pirate terrorists on the high seas. Sure your' church's militia has been training hard, but their still civis and the Obama regime will take the Bombvests crowd side the minute the balloon goes up.

Think Rodimer before it is to late!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

They're Jews Rodimer, they only pretend to not believe Jesus is the Messiah and changed the Sabbath to Sunday. They are willfully breaking God's law so how can we expect them to up hold your's? Hiring a Jews to be your lawyer is one thing, but as your cop is just insane. You can mine as well invite Al Quida to throw a Jihadist day parade in your town.

Bobby-Joe, that is the LAST time I tell you about my town's SECRET plans to trap and dispose of the local moon-worshippers.

Why don't you just put it out on Facebook, too? MySpace, maybe?

The three fastest ways to spread a secret: Telephone, Television, Tell-Bobby-Joe!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Policing Freehold

They're not breaking their own Sabbath, theirs is on Saturday.

They're Jews Rodimer, they only pretend to not believe Jesus is the Messiah and changed the Sabbath to Sunday. They are willfully breaking God's law so how can we expect them to up hold your's? Hiring a Jews to be your lawyer is one thing, but as your cop is just insane. You can mine as well invite Al Quida to throw a Jihadist day parade in your town.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

What each Officer does with his paycheck is his own business. Whether or not I donate the Sunday's pay I earn to Landover Baptist church to further God's work on Earth is my own business.

Who said anything about donating? A donation would be tax-deductible, whereby you would profit.

I would expect you to refuse pay, and work as a volunteer on Sundays.

Don't you?

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

They're not breaking their own Sabbath, theirs is on Saturday.

So that makes it right to hire them to do something you know to be a sin? Is that like hiring somebody to kill an enemy for you, because you happen to have moral objections to murder?

Officer, since you are not motivated to work on Sundays by your paycheck, I can only assume that you and your entire staff will be working Sundays for free.

What each Officer does with his paycheck is his own business. Whether or not I donate the Sunday's pay I earn to Landover Baptist church to further God's work on Earth is my own business.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

I don't agree Revered. Terrorism is always a threat and Jews will do anything for money. Take your' contractors, they're breaking the Sabbath.

They're not breaking their own Sabbath, theirs is on Saturday.

Officer, since you are not motivated to work on Sundays by your paycheck, I can only assume that you and your entire staff will be working Sundays for free.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

They do.

In North Salem, we contract with a Jewish security firm because we will not encourage a Christian to violate the Sabbath.

You do know Deuteronomy 5:14 prohibits you from farming out work to be done on the Sabbath to servants and strangers, right?

14But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thine ox, nor thine ass, nor any of thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates; that thy manservant and thy maidservant may rest as well as thou.

I can see that there is yet another reason my Board will be glad they cancelled my congregation's trip to Freehold. I can see the headline now: "Policeman running for sheriff puts paycheck above God's Law."

There are certain exceptions to when one may perform "work" on the Sabbath, such as Jesus illustrated with the Ox-in-the-ditch question to Pharisees and those obsessed with attempting to trap God's followers in the Law, such as yourself.

One such exception is the work of guardsmen and soldiers, such as myself, when we are called to fight for God:

2 Chronicles 23:4-7:

4This is the thing that ye shall do; A third part of you entering on the sabbath, of the priests and of the Levites, shall be porters of the doors;

5And a third part shall be at the king's house; and a third part at the gate of the foundation: and all the people shall be in the courts of the house of the LORD.

6But let none come into the house of the LORD, save the priests, and they that minister of the Levites; they shall go in, for they are holy: but all the people shall keep the watch of the LORD.

7And the Levites shall compass the king round about, every man with his weapons in his hand; and whosoever else cometh into the house, he shall be put to death: but be ye with the king when he cometh in, and when he goeth out.



Would you say these people were only motivated by a paycheck, oh hypocrite? Would you say they didn't love God enough to do His work on ANY day of the week?

The story goes on to tell of the crushing of the house of Baal. Too bad you weren't there to tell them to wait until Sabbath was over before striking down a false god.


Mark 2:27 And he said unto them, The sabbath was made for man, and not man for the sabbath:

Mark 3:1-5

1And he entered again into the synagogue; and there was a man there which had a withered hand. 2And they watched him, whether he would heal him on the sabbath day; that they might accuse him.

3And he saith unto the man which had the withered hand, Stand forth.

4And he saith unto them, Is it lawful to do good on the sabbath days, or to do evil? to save life, or to kill? But they held their peace.

5And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved for the hardness of their hearts, he saith unto the man, Stretch forth thine hand. And he stretched it out: and his hand was restored whole as the other.



Would you have been there, Rev. Rodimer, watching Jesus, waiting for Him to do something you could accuse Him of? Would your "congregation" (more like pit of vipers, in Jesus' words) look on in disgust at Jesus Christ, who was "working" on the Sabbath?


I will pray God sends you understanding of His law AND His will.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Policing Freehold

They do.

In North Salem, we contract with a Jewish security firm because we will not encourage a Christian to violate the Sabbath.

I can see that there is yet another reason my Board will be glad they cancelled my congregation's trip to Freehold. I can see the headline now: "Policeman running for sheriff puts paycheck above God's Law."

I don't agree Revered. Terrorism is always a threat and Jews will do anything for money. Take your' contractors, they're breaking the Sabbath. Being a Jew is no excuse. If they are willing to take money to break the Sabbath they would be willing to take money to let ACORN, the UN or Al Quida into your' town. Soldiers don't stop fighting in a war just because its Sunday so neither should cops.

Men like officer Richards are the first line defenders of FREEDOM in America. As you just saw, he stopped an Atheist from abusing little children. Do you think a Jew would have done that? Sure Richards an't an anti-terrorist expert like a Security Detachment Associate but he still did the right thing. Tip of the hood him.