[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Policing Freehold

I've heard that there are global warming protestors stirring up trouble at the Copenhagen Conference right now.

Remember...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Policing Freehold

Here's video of what a pain gun can do. I'd mark it as "impressive." The solution is to obey authority and you need never experience it.

Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Romans 13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Policing Freehold

Officer Don, I've heard that there are global warming protestors stirring up trouble at the Copenhagen Conference right now. They're even more radical than Al Gore (if that's possible).

I'm just wondering if you could get assigned to some temporary duty over there, until the conference is over. I think we need a good Christian law enforcement officer such as yourself to teach them cheese-eating surrender monkeys what freedom and democracy is all about. Those Euroweenie police need to be shown how to keep law-and-order, American style. You could teach them how to use a nightstick to break some heads. Or other humane crowd-control techniques, like how to fire a taser, or a 12-gauge shotgun loaded with rock salt.

I don't know if there's a budget for it, but maybe you could go hi-tech and get a chance to use one of them newfangled pain guns. Those would be useful not only for shutting up Commie protestors, but also for interrogating prisoners.

One word of caution. I know that sodomizing prisoners with a cattle prod is an innovative method of interrogation, but over there in Euroland, everyone is gay, so they would probably enjoy it too much. If you can't get one of them pain guns, then stick to time-honored low-tech techniques like water boarding - I'm sure you've got plenty of experience.

Let freedom ring!
Brother Buford

[GloryBeToGod]

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Oh praise Jesus!! Officer Don, I wish you nothing but safety and peace when you go into a neighborhood full of unsaved scum! You know how they have no respect for the law, or men who uphold it! You are really doing the Lords work good sir, please keep us informed as Christmas approaches! Peace and love brother! Glory be to God!!

[Free Market Fred]

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Brother Don,

I've been reading this thread, and I just want to say not only are you a bastion of Christian moral values and a soldier against Satan, but you are also making great contributions to our nation's economy. How so, you ask? Well, all those people you are throwing into prison on trivial charges become part of America's thriving prison-industrial complex. Ever since George W Bush privatized America's prisons, our nation has managed to turn what used to be a liability into an asset.

I am so proud of the fact that the USA has even more prisoners than China, in both percentage terms and in actual numbers. Although the Chinks still lead us in executions (thanks to liberal whiners who oppose the death penalty), we are still number one in recruiting prison labor. So I just want to compliment you, and thank you for doing such a great job.



I think that 2010 will be an excellent year for investors. We've got 1.8 million Americans behind bars right now, but with the recession and so many people out of work, I think that this would be a great time to double or triple that number. I personally plan to invest in shares of privatized prisons - this is a sure-fire growth industry.

Praise Jesus,
Brother Fred

[SUV]

Re: Policing Freehold

"Joy to the World."

They weren't singing anything about a "bullfrog" called "Jeremiah" were they?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Policing Freehold

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2009

[...]

"I want them to take all this stuff down! I'm Jewish!"

"You're a Christ killer?" I asked.

I sincerely hope that this incident was not in a 'restricted' neighborhood. City Hall has been very careful over these preservation areas so as to retain their original character.

If you find that it was, I think we can have them out before the 24th.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Policing Freehold

That you are still fighting for the Lord after all of your trials and tribulations with unsaved heathen is a tribute to your FAITH and HUMILITY! Praise the LORD for people like you!

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2009

Got a call to the southeast side this evening. It seems a group of kids from Landover Baptist junior high went caroling in some of the unsaved neighborhoods, and some satanist homosexuals called the police.

I got to the scene and wasn't even sure I was in the right place. The house was decorated with bright, twinkling Christmas lights, there were wreaths on the windows, garlands on the porch, and a plastic nativity scene on the lawn.

I knocked on the door with the end of my flashlight and a rather unsavory individual answered.

"What seems to be the problem, ma'am?" I asked.

She responded, "A group of kids and a couple of teachers were caroling at my door about half an hour ago."

I wasn't seeing the problem.

She continued, "Well it wasn't so bad when they were singing, but they dropped a box of these stupid little Christian comic tracts on my porch. I told them thanks for the carols but I had no use for the propaganda. 15 minutes later I looked out the window and they had decorated my entire front lawn and house!"

"And?" I asked.

"I want them to take all this stuff down! I'm Jewish!"

"You're a Christ killer?" I asked.

At this point I tuned out her screechy nasal-voice and told her I'd drive down the street and talk to the group, who were a block away at this point.

I rolled up to the junior high group, and respectfully waited for them to finish their rendition of "Joy to the World."

I pulled aside one of the teachers, and she confirmed that they had indeed decorated the heathen's house, and that they had a school bus on patrol, loaded with decorations for all the unsaved homes in the neighborhood.

This was one of the most creative and loving uses of city property I had ever seen.

I was so pleased that I called in a couple of extra units to go along with the carolers, and handle any objections from people who didn't want Christmas decorations on their homes. I even helped out a little myself. Jesus IS the reason for the season.

[James Hutchins]

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No such thing as being under-aged and the law.

Officer Don does not abuse anyone, he is a professional member of the law enforcement community. As such, he has been known to reach out to the younger set to correct them of the errors of the ways before it is too late.

It is people like you that assume the worst that really burn my bacon. My own experience is that those that assume the worst like you do, often have done and will continue to do the unbearably unimaginable.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Is that so? First off all I'm under aged. Second of all abuse in any sense is punishable by law. Thanks for the ignorance.

Now what are you talking about? Under-aged? Is there an age limit for instilling respect for authority into this nation's youth? Is there an age limit for good, hard work? Discipline? Education?

You must have a pretty sick mind, kid. You need to watch your mouth, and apologize to me. And Mr. Hutchins.

[Twisted Focus]

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Is that so? First off all I'm under aged. Second of all abuse in any sense is punishable by law. Thanks for the ignorance.

[James Hutchins]

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Officer Don, You should tazed that miscreant 'lady'. A few days in the drunk tank would bring her back to her senses. I also think the Freehold Police Dept. travel fund should send you for a little one on on with this "Twisted Focus" person. A couple of hours in a deserted warehouse where no one will interrupt you providing a 'corrective guidance' session would do him wonders. I know my youngest son, Jeffy was a changed five year old after you worked onwith him.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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I'm done trying to understand these people, and I put her away for the afternoon and wrote her some big, fat tickets for disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, lewd behavior in public, and destruction of public property. (She tracked mud into the building.)

Officer Don, doesn't Freehold have any laws against blasphemy? Back in the old days before liberals overran the Supreme Court, that slut would have been stoned or burned at the stake. Our ancestors knew how to deal with witches. Sometimes I think that I was born too late.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[SUV]

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I don't understand what rights these precious minorities want

Probably one of those "albinos"