Policing Freehold

[TC Patriot]

Re: Policing Freehold

Officer Don,

What sort side arm are you carrying and what rounds are you using. Pastor Pistle and I know our guns and ammo. I am developing some specialty loads and I would be honored if you would try them out. I make .357 hot load. I drill out the hollow point and fill it with mercury and cap it off with some candle wax.

These babies travel at 1500 fps and hit with 625 ft/lbs of force. Once that mercury hits there is no removing it.

[James Hutchins]

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Officer Don, can't you just lock all these kids up? It is obvious they are trouble and even if they have not been caught doing something, you know either that have or will soon. Let's be preactive and just send them right to jail. I know I am willing to sign what ever it takes. Landover's chain gang is looking sparse these days.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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I want to know what you're going to do about the jerk who lives up the street with his kid who drives one of those 'boom cars' and his friends who come over all the time with their super loud stereos disturbing what little peace and quiet that I can get around here, anyway! (Takes deep breath).

They all go to the 7-11 for cigarettes. It would be great if you could set up along Acacia Lane and bust them for too-loud stereos. Maybe the police can impound their cars for being a nuisance and rip all the gear out before they give the cars back. That would sure make me happy.

Nobar, if you want I can camp out in front of your house and chase them down when they go by. Would you like me to arrest them or just fine them heavily?

This gives me an idea, let's make this thread the official place where residents of Freehold can report sinners, criminals, local nuisances and suspicious folks to me, and I will add them to my to-punish list. Nobody takes justice as seriously as me.

Let me know if you need any other bad guys dealt with.

[Nobar King]

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I want to know what you're going to do about the jerk who lives up the street with his kid who drives one of those 'boom cars' and his friends who come over all the time with their super loud stereos disturbing what little peace and quiet that I can get around here, anyway! (Takes deep breath).

They all go to the 7-11 for cigarettes. It would be great if you could set up along Acacia Lane and bust them for too-loud stereos. Maybe the police can impound their cars for being a nuisance and rip all the gear out before they give the cars back. That would sure make me happy.

[Brother Lazarus]

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I have no doubt your crusade against law-breaking sinners will prove to be a great asset to the fine town of Freehold.

Welcome to Landover Word! How about hopping over to the introduction forum and telling us about yourself?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Disciple_of_Word]

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I have no doubt your crusade against law-breaking sinners will prove to be a great asset to the fine town of Freehold.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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And a fine job you are doing! If you ever want to use my driveway to set up a speed trap, be my guest. Perhaps you can give those young kids who fly up and down my road a taste of justice.

I love Casey's, too. I go there every morning for a donut and a cup of coffee. The morning cashier, Arlene, is so chipper, even when I gripe at her about the weather and the fact that she doesn't attend church. It sort of makes me wonder if she's on the meth.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

I am settling into my new life here in Freehold, Iowa, along with my beautiful helpmate Vicky.

I'm already on the force here in the greater Freehold area. Enforcing God's law is much easier here, apparently the entire city is always on its toes because there are so many True Christians already living here. Unsaved folks are always ducking and crouching waiting for stones to come flying at them.

I've officially served two days on the force here and I've already written twelve speeding tickets. I'm not sure if they were technically speeding or not but as an Officer of the Law, I don't have to know something to be sure.

The boys on the force have already shown me all the best donut shops. Casey's has the best!

Vicky, if you're reading this, you need to start including a stop at Casey's convenience stores on your grocery shopping list.