WalMarts dress code is unholy

[Marshall]

I have noticed an awful lot of slutty harlots slinking up and down the aisles at WalMart. They wear tiny little clothes and you can see their dirty bits right through their shorts and what pass for shirts. It's bad enough they wear T shirts instead of proper dresses but now it seems the shorter the shorts the more they want them. I saw a cheek yesterday!
This goes for the boys too. Wearing their fat uncles pants with their panties hanging out of the top like a hobo clown. I am beginning to think there are more gay people than straight ones because the girls are all slutted close together in matching harlot gear while the boys seem sort of feminine with face rings and spiked hair. Somehow Obama is to blame I'm sure of it.

I hardly ever see a bonnet or a pressed set of dress overalls anymore. I can't remember the last time I saw a young lady on her knees praying or a group of young boys playing tag football in the sun.
I was thinking about writing WalMarts HQ a strongly worded letter with some appropriate scripture to make it known how serious and grave the situation is. What do you all think?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Wal-mart also seems to let anyone into their stores !!

[Brother Lazarus]

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I have noticed an awful lot of slutty harlots slinking up and down the aisles at WalMart. They wear tiny little clothes and you can see their dirty bits right through their shorts and what pass for shirts. It's bad enough they wear T shirts instead of proper dresses but now it seems the shorter the shorts the more they want them. I saw a cheek yesterday!
This goes for the boys too. Wearing their fat uncles pants with their panties hanging out of the top like a hobo clown. I am beginning to think there are more gay people than straight ones because the girls are all slutted close together in matching harlot gear while the boys seem sort of feminine with face rings and spiked hair. Somehow Obama is to blame I'm sure of it.

I hardly ever see a bonnet or a pressed set of dress overalls anymore. I can't remember the last time I saw a young lady on her knees praying or a group of young boys playing tag football in the sun.
I was thinking about writing WalMarts HQ a strongly worded letter with some appropriate scripture to make it known how serious and grave the situation is. What do you all think?

You are absolutely right. While I don't shop at WalMart I see the very same unGodly behavior the Village of Sandhills. These unruly teens mock Jesus. Their parents are to blame as much as they are.

Maybe a grass roots campaign to clean up our public places is needed!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[JennyD]

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Wal-mart also seems to let anyone into their stores !!

Not me.

Not after that little incident with the KJV, the large-bosomed greeter, and the popcorn popper.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I think you are on to something Brother Marshall. I say it is because of the rowdy, WalMarts twenty hour lifestyle. While decent folk are asleep those Walmarters are out "stocking selves" at 3:00am in the morning. Jesus only know what they are up then, but it can't be decent so I am sure He is weeping.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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Dear me, have you seen the clothing that WalMart sells? Those little bathing suits that barely cover a woman's private parts and they actually have an entire department of women's undergarments hanging for all to see. It's shameful and not a wonder that those wayward kinds of people shop there.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Dear me, have you seen the clothing that WalMart sells? Those little bathing suits that barely cover a woman's private parts and they actually have an entire department of women's undergarments hanging for all to see. It's shameful and not a wonder that those wayward kinds of people shop there.

It gets worse my dear lady. There is what they call a "Victoria's Secret" at the Village at Sandhills. The sell nothing but lingerie. The windows are filed with mannequins wearing nothing but see through ladies undergarments. It is shocking. Certainly no place for a proper, chaste lady such as yourself.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Marshall]

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I saw one of those Victorian Secretions at the mall in Raleigh last year. They didn't have doors on the place and just anyone could walk in even men.
Now before you get on me about being in an unGodly Hellhole like Raleigh, I was there to meet a fellow Pastor for fellowship. We didn't go downtown at all. I heard they have live music and dancing every night at some places there. We just stayed inside the hotel room and prayed for the city to get right with Jesus and compared notes on Baptism.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Not me.

Not after that little incident with the KJV, the large-bosomed greeter, and the popcorn popper.

Sounds ghastly !!

Still, considering what is allowed in, I find it odd that was enough to bar you . . .

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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It gets worse my dear lady. There is what they call a "Victoria's Secret" at the Village at Sandhills. The sell nothing but lingerie. The windows are filed with mannequins wearing nothing but see through ladies undergarments. It is shocking. Certainly no place for a proper, chaste lady such as yourself.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

I have heard about that den of iniquity and have wondered why they call it Victoria's SECRET when the harlots show all wearing those garments - certainly no secrets there. I admit, in this wicked heat here in Texas, I have been known to hike up my petticoat and roll down my stockings but ONLY in the privacy of my own home. It gets mighty hot in the kitchen while I'm canning my peaches.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: WalMarts dress code is unholy

I have heard about that den of iniquity and have wondered why they call it Victoria's SECRET when the harlots show all wearing those garments - certainly no secrets there. I admit, in this wicked heat here in Texas, I have been known to hike up my petticoat and roll down my stockings but ONLY in the privacy of my own home. It gets mighty hot in the kitchen while I'm canning my peaches.

Peaches. God's favorite fruit. Do you also bake peach pies?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Marshall]

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Well I upset me so much I left without getting any synthetic for my car. I'll try again tomorrow but I'm still going to write a stern letter to Mr Mart about the kinds of riff raff he lets in the door. I already sent him one asking why there were so many cripple spots in the parkinglot.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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Peaches. God's favorite fruit. Do you also bake peach pies?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Brother Lazurus, my peach pie is reknowned in this area. But we need to stick to the sins at hand in this thread - I have heard that the Lord frowns on getting off topic.


Mary

[JennyD]

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I admit, in this wicked heat here in Texas, I have been known to hike up my petticoat and roll down my stockings but ONLY in the privacy of my own home. It gets mighty hot in the kitchen while I'm canning my peaches.

Ms. Thorne, please! I realize you're new to this forum, but that kind of talk is more appropriate to a phone sex line than a church's website!

I'm sure you'll comport yourself more appropriately in the future.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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Ms. Thorne, please! I realize you're new to this forum, but that kind of talk is more appropriate to a phone sex line than a church's website!

I'm sure you'll comport yourself more appropriately in the future.

I apologize, I don't know what has come over me. But I have never heard of a phone sex line, deary me, is that one of those fancy new cellular phones that I see on TV that claims to do everything?

Thank you so much, Miss Jenny, for pointing out my short comings. I shall pray extra hard tonight for my words.

Mary