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  • King Heretic
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    • Jul 2009
    • 11

    #1

    Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

    This website was linked in a religion DISCUSSION forum on another site that I will not name, and as I read through the thread that was linked I could not believe what I was reading. There was no way, I thought, that people could possibly think the way you think. I've gone back and forth in my head debating because some of the things you say on here seems intentionally funny and a lot of it is that oblivious humor that only people so dumb they don't realize they're morons provide you with.

    So, most sincerely I ask, is Landoverbaptist.net a satirical site? Are you making fun of delusional, crazy people or ARE you those people?

    I guess it should be obvious to anyone reading and paying attention that I'm an atheist, and you have no idea how disgusted I am reading all of this filth. Arrogance disguised as humility, ignorance disguised as truth...it's harmful to people. You all need help, and not from the voices in your heads.

    Basically it boils down to this. I completely disagree with everything you people stand for, and frankly I'm downright offended so I'm challenging any and all of you to a debate. Not on the existence of god, but the existence likelihood and validity of YOUR god. The god of the bible is such an easy target but you see "him" as the source of truth. If he IS the truth, a stupid lost heathen like me should be no problem at all.

    Just a fair warning I'm smart as hell (see what I did there? lol), and most of you seem about as smart as a pile of leaves. But with the Holy Spirit to guide your posts and scripture out the wazoo yo should be fine right? I'm big bad Goliath, so get your slingshot and see if anything you throw can smack ME in the head.

    I look forward to you all accepting me challenge, as that would show integrity. You wouldn't want to back down and cower in the name of Jesus would you? He hates it when you don't stand up for him more than he hates it when you masturbate.

    God bless!
    Newly Saved.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Myron Pollard
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2009
      • 242

      #3
      Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

      Originally posted by King Heretic View Post
      This website was linked in a religion DISCUSSION forum on another site that I will not name, and as I read through the thread that was linked I could not believe what I was reading. There was no way, I thought, that people could possibly think the way you think. I've gone back and forth in my head debating because some of the things you say on here seems intentionally funny and a lot of it is that oblivious humor that only people so dumb they don't realize they're mormons provide you with.

      So, most sincerely I ask, is Landoverbaptist.net a religious site? Are you making fun of delusional, crazy people or ARE you those people?

      I guess it should be obvious to anyone reading and paying attention that I'm an atheist, and you have no idea how disgusted I am reading all of this filth. Arrogance disguised as humility, ignorance disguised as truth...it's harmful to people. You all need help, and not from the voices in your heads.

      Basically it boils down to this. I completely disagree with everything you people stand for, and frankly I'm downright offended so I'm challenging any and all of you to a debate. Not on the existence of god, but the existence likelihood and validity of YOUR god. The god of the bible is such an easy target but you see "him" as the source of truth. If he IS the truth, a stupid lost heathen like me should be no problem at all.

      Just a fair warning I'm smart as hell (see what I did there? lol), and most of you seem about as smart as a pile of leaves. But with the Holy Spirit to guide your posts and scripture out the wazoo yo should be fine right? I'm big bad Goliath, so get your slingshot and see if anything you throw can smack ME in the head.

      I look forward to you all accepting me challenge, as that would show integrity. You wouldn't want to back down and cower in the name of Jesus would you? He hates it when you don't stand up for him more than he hates it when you masturbate.

      God bless!
      King,enjoy your never ending rapes that you will have to deal with in Hell....Matthew 10:28, And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

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      • King Heretic
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        • Jul 2009
        • 11

        #4
        Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

        Wow that thread was absolutely amazing. This IS serious. You people really are this crazy? I'm fascinated. They should have a Landover exhibit at our zoo, I'd pay to see and hear you people spout this nonsense.

        How do you like our AntiChrist....I mean, President? lol
        Newly Saved.

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        • Baptists For The Win
          In Search of Salvation
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2009
          • 60

          #5
          Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

          Originally posted by King Heretic View Post
          Wow that thread was absolutely amazing. This IS serious. You people really are this crazy? I'm fascinated. They should have a Landover exhibit at our zoo, I'd pay to see and hear you people spout this nonsense.

          How do you like our AntiChrist....I mean, President? lol
          I think you will find this site is full of interesting points of view and many opinions.

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          • Myron Pollard
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            True Christian™
            • Jul 2009
            • 242

            #6
            Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

            The only nonsense I see is you wasting your eternity in Hell while you could be in Salvation....For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23)

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            • King Heretic
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              • Jul 2009
              • 11

              #7
              Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

              They're interesting alright. Interesting in the kind of way that The Joker was interesting in The Dark Knight. And no one is accepting my challenge. Cowards.
              Newly Saved.

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              • Talitha
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                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

                Originally posted by King Heretic View Post
                They're interesting alright. Interesting in the kind of way that The Joker was interesting in The Dark Knight. And no one is accepting my challenge. Cowards.
                We get evil atheists in here all the time questioning and mocking our beliefs.
                Maybe nobody is interested in accepting because there is no challenge.
                All the questions have been answered.
                All the answers are in The Bible.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • King Heretic
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                  • Jul 2009
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                  #9
                  Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

                  Hahaha but the Bible is an ancient pile of trash written by people with knowledge comparable to modern day 1st graders. The bible can't substantiate itself retard.

                  You need stuff that's admissible in the court of law or else you haven't proven a damn thing.

                  Also, Jesus is very mad at you for making him look bad. Perhaps you should join me in hell Tabitha?
                  Newly Saved.

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                  • JennyD
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                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

                    Originally posted by Queen Heretic View Post
                    Basically it boils down to this. I completely disagree with everything you people stand for
                    So? We care what God says in the Bible, not what King Diamond says on the Internets.
                    Just a fair warning I'm smart as hell (see what I did there? lol), and most of you seem about as smart as a pile of leaves. But with the Holy Spirit to guide your posts and scripture out the wazoo yo should be fine right? I'm big bad Goliath, so get your slingshot and see if anything you throw can smack ME in the head.
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                    • The Great Crusader
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                      • Jul 2009
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                      #11
                      Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

                      I agree with heretic, you people make me sick, you give REAL christians a bad name. Call me all the names you wish, but you are all deluded, childish, and quite frankly stupid.
                      Its like a human watching a gaggle of monkeys, both are alike, but one is far better.

                      -Crusader on Members of Landover Baptist Church

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                      • Myron Pollard
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                        • Jul 2009
                        • 242

                        #12
                        Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

                        Originally posted by The Great Crusader View Post
                        I agree with heretic, you people make me sick, you give REAL christians a bad name. Call me all the names you wish, but you are all deluded, childish, and quite frankly stupid.
                        Then please leave us be and enjoy your eternal Damnation....

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                        • The Great Crusader
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                          • Jul 2009
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                          #13
                          Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          So? We care what God says in the Bible, not what King Diamond says on the Internets.

                          Oh, you changed his name to queen you are so funny!
                          Its like a human watching a gaggle of monkeys, both are alike, but one is far better.

                          -Crusader on Members of Landover Baptist Church

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

                            STOP PERSECUTING US!!
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • dogmai
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                              • Jul 2009
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                              #15
                              Re: Serious Question/Rant/CHALLENGE

                              Originally posted by King Heretic View Post
                              They're interesting alright. Interesting in the kind of way that The Joker was interesting in The Dark Knight. And no one is accepting my challenge. Cowards.
                              Well, i'd love to challenge you, but I'm an atheist too. And for that i also came here in disbelief.

                              You could have read my posts, but my last user got quarantined.

                              oh well and just a few things you may want to know
                              1 this forum is not a good forum for debate, your threads will derail in seconds, and you'll end up with a bunch of scriptures telling you that the bible is right because G(shift remember)od wrote it, (you know god writes bible, bible reassures god)

                              2 er you seem like an interesting person so i replied (did I?) i am however willing to debate, but i have not found yet a point of discussion with you

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