[Nobar King]

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Didn't work for some reason. Ah well free promotion for gametrailers. Anyway yea it's on the gametrailers website. There's a subforum in the general discussion called religion and philosophy. much better than this place

If you're going to propose an outside forum for your debate, don't you think you should choose an independent one that isn't all gamerz who will gang up on Wash?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Well Reverend Jim, if you weren't a bunch of hateful assholes, it would hurt your heart to see anyone unsaved and you'd show compassion to try and save the unsaved.

You're obviously a bunch of arrogant bitches. Even if there WAS a god, I suspect he would have nothing to do with you crazy evil people.

I think one of the conditions we must insist on is no personal attacks from unsaved atheists scum like you. This is a religious forum and we insist on proper decorum from guests like you.

[denitnarauq]

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These all look like good topics for a religious debate, in that we will spend 20 pages pissing all over each other, not resolve anything, and both of us and our sides will end the debate more affirmed in our beliefs than we were when we went in (which happens to be my favorite kind of debate).

Now let us spend some time proposing the conditions of our debate such as when this debate shall be held and for how long. How many bathroom breaks will there be? How much public ridicule will the loser face? So forth and so on.

Is it even worth it? i mean any rules you set will be broken.
you need a moderator, that's about it.

[King Heretic]

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I must say, and I'm not being facetious. Wash O'Hanley is AWESOME. You are so full of win, whatever we talk about I'm sure will be entertaining as hell (again, see what I did there.)

[Bobby-Joe]

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Gametrailers.com? I hope you weren't expecting this debate to take place in World of Warcraft-- my paladin is only level 26 and I don't want to get ganked while in the middle of a serious rebuttal.

Oh dear, are we going to have to activate the Landover WOW God squad Guild for this debate?

[denitnarauq]

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Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and Fox news is NOT journalism.

Jesus was hebrew (i think?) so i guess it counts as black
i don't know who ronald is (maybe someone from the states? i don't live there so i don't really care)
fox news IS the source of the typical ignorant american cliche.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Is it even worth it? i mean any rules you set will be broken.
you need a moderator, that's about it.

We have a moderator right here friend; Jesus. If you atheist could over come your unreasoned closed minded hate there would be no problem at all.

[Myron Pollard]

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These corrupt children were obviously molested or damned for their parents transgressions.I will gladly watch with splendor when Satan himself rapes them with his barbed wire condom.Praise Jesus

[Wash O'Hanley]

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We don't need a moderator for this debate-- I can both impartially moderate and effectively debate my side of an issue at the same time. I got the power to do so after a head-on collision with a big rig transporting Energizer batteries and unsellable VHS tapes of Xanadu back in 1985. I had been up all night driving from Barstow to LA to make an appearance at a radio convention when I fell asleep at the wheel and veered into oncoming traffic. When I came to there was a great tingling in my head and ever since then I have had the power to moderate and participate in the same debate.

[denitnarauq]

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These corrupt children were obviously molested or damned for their parents transgressions.I will gladly watch with splendor when Satan himself rapes them with his barbed wire condom.Praise Jesus

Again with the condoms?
who teaches you this stuff?

maybe following such an uptight and aggressive religion has made most of you True Christians (r) sadistic perverts (in the fashion that Freud described, and although i disagree with the ugly psychiatrist I think he got that part right)

[Myron Pollard]

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Again with the condoms?
who teaches you this stuff?

maybe following such an uptight and aggressive religion has made most of you True Christians ® sadistic perverts (in the fashion that Freud described, and although i disagree with the ugly psychiatrist I think he got that part right)

Sinner, you will either TURN from your sins to Jesus or you will BURN for your sins. If you reject the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be tormented in the flames forever without a single, solitary hope. The biggest fool in the world chooses hell. No need to argue with me about this. God said hell is real, your argument is with Him and you won't win that one. You have been warned. Repent or perish.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Again with the condoms?
who teaches you this stuff?

maybe following such an uptight and aggressive religion has made most of you True Christians ® sadistic perverts (in the fashion that Freud described, and although i disagree with the ugly psychiatrist I think he got that part right)

Were do you get sadistic friend? Do you think we really want to see you bent over a magma vent and ass raped by some horrific abomination with a penis modeled after a beetles? No!

We ant to help you friend.

[King Heretic]

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All the hostility won't be necessary guys...I have seen the error of my ways. Well, Jesus MADE me see them. I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in preparation for the debate and guess who shows up in the peanut butter?? Our lord and savior. I could not believe my eyes.

As soon as I saw his glorious bearded face I immediately hated homosexuality and Harry Potter, and I didn't know why. But then He spoke to me. He told me that fellowshipping here and with the Republican party would lead to my salvation through him.

Praise Jesus!

[JennyD]

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I agree with heretic, you people make me sick, you give REAL christians a bad name. Call me all the names you wish, but you are all deluded, childish, and quite frankly stupid.

Please define "real Christians".

True Christians(tm) are people who follow the Bible, God's Word. All of it, not just the three verses we happen to like. You say that is "sick" and "disgusting".

[denitnarauq]

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All the hostility won't be necessary guys...I have seen the error of my ways. Well, Jesus MADE me see them. I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in preparation for the debate and guess who shows up in the peanut butter?? Our lord and savior. I could not believe my eyes.

As soon as I saw his glorious bearded face I immediately hated homosexuality and Harry Potter, and I didn't know why. But then He spoke to me. He told me that fellowshipping here and with the Republican party would lead to my salvation through him.

Praise Jesus!

you were saved by peanut butter and jelly!

We must surely devote en altar to the Godly peanut butter and jelly.
We must.