[lilith]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Right, you disgraceful heathen -- that is an infraction for insulting Wash O'Hanley. And you deserve another 1000 odd points for reguritating one of the oldest jokes on the planet. What are you doing here anyway? I thought Pastor Al had banned you... Satan obviously is looking after his own.

Ah jeez Enobarbus - how could I resist an opening like that?

[lilith]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Lilith rebuked? Pastors know best how to maintain order.


Reason for posting? I'm struck by this brand

I have not seen it before.

It's not quite The Scarlet Letter. More like...
The Brick of Rebuke


I like it!





I also like Lilith alive, and here,
I do not know why; I just do.

It is my modest ambition to one day have enough of them to perhaps wallpaper the loo.

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!

Well, well, well, what have we here?
A heathen who can't type if I'm not mistaken. Child, there is no need to 'yell' at as, we are perfectly able to read messages in lower case (with caps where appropriate, of course) which would still mean the same thing in the case of your message, which seems to be a somewhat nonsensical rant about wanting to be the devil's meat puppet.

Truly, there are billions like you, so what makes you think you are so special? No, it is we TC(tm)'s who are the special ones, in that we will be experiencing everlasting bliss while also having front-row seats to witness your (and all those who are not landover baptists) screams of horror and pain for all eternity.

Won't you consider repenting, child?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Ah jeez Enobarbus - how could I resist an opening like that?

We don't want to hear about your inability to resist openings, you sicko!

[lilith]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

We don't want to hear about your inability to resist openings, you sicko!

Oh...ok,next time I'll leave it for you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Oh...ok,next time I'll leave it for you.

That does it. You've earned yourself more warning points Lilith.

[Communist Homosexual]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Christianity is for people who want support in life.

i dont agree with satanism nor christianity. i find both to be unlogical

[Talitha]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Christianity is for people who want support in life.

i dont agree with satanism nor christianity. i find both to be unlogical

Friend, this is a True Christian™ Bapti$t Forum.
Obviously Jesus guided you here for a reason.
That reason would be to find The Love of God and to get those Communist Homerskshual demons out of your Rectum.

There is an introduction Forum where I suggest you tell us about yourself, rather than disrupt and divert these other Godly Threads with your statements.

[Communist Homosexual]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

im just a bored english guy really. i have nothing against christians(or any other religions) of the sort. i am coimmunist but im not really gay. my parents are christian but i didnt want to be.

[Talitha]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

im just a bored english guy really. i have nothing against christians(or any other religions) of the sort. i am coimmunist but im not really gay. my parents are christian but i didnt want to be.

Well, we are told by The Bible(KJV1611) that we should hate our Parents.
Perhaps you should hate them for not beating Christianity into you at an early age?

England is full of Homers.

[Communist Homosexual]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

well my parents actually gave me a choice. and i dont hate my parents.

Christianity has some good concepts but i would not let it rule me.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

well my parents actually gave me a choice. and i dont hate my parents.

Christianity has some good concepts but i would not let it rule me.

But you have no problem letting satan rule you?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

im just a bored english guy really. i have nothing against christians(or any other religions) of the sort. i am coimmunist but im not really gay. my parents are christian but i didnt want to be.

So you claim English is your first language? In that case, you've got no excuse!

Christianity is for people who want support in life.

i dont agree with satanism nor christianity. i find both to be unlogical

And yet you find Karl Marx's claim that capitalism is on the brink of an imminent overthrow by the proletariat to be perfectly plausible and logical, despite the past 150 years or so of evidence to the contrary?

[Deaner]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

yet you find Karl Marx's claim that capitalism is on the brink of an imminent overthrow by the proletariat to be perfectly plausible and logical, despite the past 150 years or so of evidence to the contrary?

Amen Brother Temperance. What kind of retard would still be listening to a 150 year old philosophy?

[Brother John]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Amen Brother Temperance. What kind of retard would still be listening to a 150 year old philosophy?

If I may add, a philosophy that has been proven to fail, even in such a short span of time. Christianity is 2000 years old, had been tried and tested, and has stood firmly through all tests, eventually rendering its purest form, (Landover) Baptism.