[SUV]

Re: C-o-nVersion Tips & Techniques for the entire Family

Actually, brunch is more metrosexual than homosexual. vw

Can I never maintain a Clean, Proper, Christian, Family thread without you people turning it into an Orgy?


(I think you say it "Or-GEE" with the "G" pronounced the hard way, like Grady did on that old neegroe "comedy" show, Sanford & Son.)

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: C-o-nVersion Tips & Techniques for the entire Family

I like to send my neighbors homemade greeting cards informing them of Jesus' love and their impending fate if they don't accept Him and His Chosen(TM) Church.

Oh, Sister Tinny! My heart breaks for you! I really do pray that you'll move to Freehold soon where your neighbors are already saved.

[lilith]

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Thanks, but NO thankyou, I'm not into necrophilia.


Why thankyou, Lilith. I used to be a telemarketer, once upon a time, and I've noticed certain similarities.

Telemarketing huh?
That would tend to explain it.

[SUV]

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Telemarketing huh?
That would tend to explain it.

I'll have you two to Know that at least we Christians do not stoop so low as to "teleMarket." What's this, an offShoot of the Talamasca?

Nay, not even do we program those really cool robots who Telephone you these days and tell you whom to vote for and where you can by a really Good satellite dish for your Television Set!

Which is where it's really at these days in Christianity! Otheriwse, how would we impress Sinners with our sincere, over-sized Christian eyeglasses and Perfect HAIR:



Oh, GIVE him a head with Hair!
Long, beautiful Hair!

A Home for the.........WHAT?

Nevermind

[Brother Temperance]

Re: C-o-nVersion Tips & Techniques for the entire Family

Actually, brunch is more metrosexual than homosexual.


vw

You say that like there's a difference.

[lilith]

Re: C-o-nVersion Tips & Techniques for the entire Family

I'll have you two to Know that at least we Christians do not stoop so low as to "teleMarket." What's this, an offShoot of the Talamasca?

Nay, not even do we program those really cool robots who Telephone you these days and tell you whom to vote for and where you can by a really Good satellite dish for your Television Set!

Which is where it's really at these days in Christianity! Otheriwse, how would we impress Sinners with our sincere, over-sized Christian eyeglasses and Perfect HAIR:



Oh, GIVE him a head with Hair!
Long, beautiful Hair!

A Home for the.........WHAT?

Nevermind

Please note:I'm going nowhere NEAR that one!

Why is it when Christian televangelagists attempt to look sincere,they invariably look instead like a used car salesman with indigestion?

And I dispute that that's hair - looks remarkably like a wig to me.

[SUV]

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Why is it when Christian televangelagists attempt to look sincere,they invariably look instead like a used car salesman with indigestion?

So, witch, it's Sincerity you're after?

Take THIS!:

[lilith]

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So, witch, it's Sincerity you're after?

Take THIS!:

Really? That's sincerity American style?

It bears a marked resemblance to someone suffering chronic constipation.

[SUV]

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Really? That's sincerity American style?

It bears a marked resemblance to someone suffering chronic constipation.

You catch on quickly! His brain was indeed "constipated" - with Harlotry.

Then JESUS brough the Ex-Lax! Glory!!!

[lilith]

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You catch on quickly! His brain was indeed "constipated" - with Harlotry.

Then JESUS brough the Ex-Lax! Glory!!!

So...that would account for his rather unusual colour,then would it?

Or is that makeup?

[SUV]

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So...that would account for his rather unusual colour,then would it?

Or is that makeup?

"Makeup?" I see no makeup! All I see is a heaping bunch of Christian-style SINcerity!!!!!

[lilith]

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"Makeup?" I see no makeup! All I see is a heaping bunch of Christian-style SINcerity!!!!!

Riiiiight...so christian "sincerity" looks for all the world just like a two year old deprived of it's dummy,then?
A two year old wearing pancake makeup.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Riiiiight...so christian "sincerity" looks for all the world just like a two year old deprived of it's dummy,then?
A two year old wearing pancake makeup.

The "dummy" that "two year old" is being deprived on is Jesus' unconditional TRUE love sinner. Shame on you for you wicked tongue baby eater! Some transvestite crack whore took advantage of the poor pastor multiple times Lilith. The pastor is now repenting of this brief, once only, moment of weakness. An example you might benefit from.

[OnYourKnees]

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Riiiiight...so christian "sincerity" looks for all the world just like a two year old deprived of it's dummy,then?

So why don't you go give him a hug, Lilith?

I'm sure you're all the dummy he could ever want.

[lilith]

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The "dummy" that "two year old" is being deprived on is Jesus' unconditional TRUE love sinner. Shame on you for you wicked tongue baby eater! Some transvestite crack whore took advantage of the poor pastor multiple times Lilith. The pastor is now repenting of this brief, once only, moment of weakness. An example you might benefit from.

So...he was "taken advantage of" multiple times?

But is only repenting of ONE "moment of weakness?"






So why don't you go give him a hug, Lilith?

I'm sure you're all the dummy he could ever want

10 points,OYK!