Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

[Bobby-Joe]

We caught Zeke's daughter Stacy trying to hitchhiking on the state highway playing "I have been kidnapped by these crazy cultist" again. At lest she didn't run this time, I guess Brother Leroy shooting her threw the thigh must have left an impression on her because she turned white, fell down and vomited when she say the Security HUMVEE pull up. I mean come on, she knows Leroy meant nothing by it.

Sweet loving Jesus Stacy is laying the kidnapping victim on thick; she's covered herself with cigarette burns and anytime a man gets near enough to touch her she falls down in a fetal position and screams "I'll be good Jesus! I'll be good!" over and over again while opening her mouth and trying to swallow at the same time. I understand kids play make believe games but Stacy is taking it just to far.

Well we got the Christian school nurse out there to sedate Stacy and took her back to Pastor Zeke house. I hope it turns our well Pastor but I can see you have your hands full. So everyone, keep an eye out for Stacy, ok?

[WhatIsTheTruth]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

I hope that fucker goes to jail for shooting someone.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

You really ARE full of hate aren't you?

If you knew Leroy like we do, you wouldn't say things like that. He is a fine man and one of Bobby-Joe's best men. They are inseparable and very very close to each other.

Amos 5:10
They hate him that rebuketh in the gate, and they abhor him that speaketh uprightly.

[Fred Bazt]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

your brain washed , really

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

You really ARE full of hate aren't you?

If you knew Leroy like we do, you wouldn't say things like that. He is a fine man and one of Bobby-Joe's best men. They are inseparable and very very close to each other.

Amos 5:10
They hate him that rebuketh in the gate, and they abhor him that speaketh uprightly.

Brother Leroy is enthusiastic, nay on fire for The Lord. And who are these sinners to judge him? Can any of you claim to have never made a mistake in your professional duties?

Stacy was there the next day with Pastor Zeke at the station house apologizing to the Brother Leroy. If she forgave Brother Leroy why can you sinners?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

I expect she returned Brother LeRoys bullet all shined up too.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

I expect she returned Brother LeRoys bullet all shined up too.

Not quite possible for technical reasons. Stacy is a very lucky lady that it the bullet exploded after it exited her thigh. Clearly Jesus still has hope for her rebellious spirit.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

Oh, he was using the "stick around" rounds.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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I hope that piffleer goes to jail for shooting someone.

Goes to jail? Deary me! Even if one is not in law enforcement, every person is able to act on his rights per the Second Amendment which guarantees the individual's right to own firearms and recognizes the inherent right of self-defense. Are you from another country as well as a hell bound heathen? And besides, I'm sure it was all a misunderstanding.

Mary

[WhatIsTheTruth]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

Goes to jail? Deary me! Even if one is not in law enforcement, every person is able to act on his rights per the Second Amendment which guarantees the individual's right to own firearms and recognizes the inherent right of self-defense. Are you from another country as well as a hell bound heathen? And besides, I'm sure it was all a misunderstanding.

Mary

Deary me! Are YOU from another country as well as ignorant? If you aren't, you should know that shooting someone in the US who is running AWAY from you would be considered attempted murder and NOT self-defense in the court of law.
Good day to you.

[Nobar King]

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Deary me! Are YOU from another country as well as ignorant? If you aren't, you should know that shooting someone in the US who is running AWAY from you would be considered attempted murder and NOT self-defense in the court of law.
Good day to you.

Do you have any idea how many people have been found innocent after having killed someone by shooting them in the back in self defense? Well, it's a lot.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

Deary me! Are YOU from another country as well as ignorant? If you aren't, you should know that shooting someone in the US who is running AWAY from you would be considered attempted murder and NOT self-defense in the court of law.
Good day to you.

Iowa State law makes exceptions to stopping terrorists.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

I really hope poor Stacy asks Jesus to straighten her out before Pastor Zeke has to have her stoned for misbehaving. Maybe they could find a place for her at Vacation Bible Gun Camp.

If you knew Leroy like we do, you wouldn't say things like that. He is a fine man and one of Bobby-Joe's best men. They are inseparable and very very close to each other.

I wish I could spend time with Brother Leroy. Stacy doesn't know how lucky she is!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

I really hope poor Stacy asks Jesus to straighten her out before Pastor Zeke has to have her stoned for misbehaving. Maybe they could find a place for her at Vacation Bible Gun Camp.

I wish I could spend time with Brother Leroy. Stacy doesn't know how lucky she is!

Well don't get your hopes up WWWJDnow; Brother Leroy realized that when his late wife was called home to glory with that gun cleaning accident with it was a message STRAIT from Jesus Himself that Leroy need to spend more time with The Lord.

[Marshall]

Re: Well Zeke's daughter is up to her old tricks again

Poor child. I remember Stacy being very enthusiastic during the last fellowship we shared. 45 minutes was all it took to get her down on her hands and knees crying and begging to go back to Freehold. I tried as hard as I could to get my love of the Lord into her. She promised to be a good girl but if I remember correctly she was punching and burning herself on the ride home back then too. Poor thing, I think she might be touched in the head.

Shame she had to be shot.