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I'd sure like to know what the members of God's favorite church (LBC of course!) think our Lord Jesus Christ would do to that rude dictator/terrorist, Hugo Chavez for calling our president Bush the Devil. Thanks, Mother Glendora
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I suppose a medal's out of the question,then?
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That's a warning point to you smarty pants.Originally posted by lilith View PostI suppose a medal's out of the question,then?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Out of the question to be sure. Satan it surely preparing a special corner for you in Hell as we speak for such blasphemy. How dare you mock our benevolent leader?Originally posted by lilith View PostI suppose a medal's out of the question,then?
Enjoy the fine Cuban weather at the President's Concentration Camp for Non-Christians™. Maybe you'll feel better being a little closer to Sin-ezuela and your fearless leader.
"Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve."
- Matthew 4:10 (KJV 1611)
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"That greasy commie is the bastard son of Fidel Castro and Jane Fonda!"
I was having a few cold ones with my Uncle Rummy (yes, Donald Rumsfeld, loyal servant to God's chosen president GWB
) and he shared the above fact with me. It turns out that GWB only just found out that there was any oil in Southern America, as he had been raised to believe that outside of A-rab cesspools and Texas and Alaska, there was none. It also seems that, according to Uncle Rummy, they are seriously considering giving that pineapple-faced dictator the same treatment that Iran can look forward to; American fire and terror raining from the sky, followed by the new 2006 Fall models of nucular justice.
Listen, keep this between us for now, ok Brothers and sisters? No need to share with the demoncrats all the juicy information Uncle Rummy passes on to me. He may have a had a few too many, but don't forget he's the one who told me about Katrina 3 weeks before it happened, so I know he's still got it!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Doesn't Larry Flynt pay a million dollars for that kind of information? Would the Lord frown, Pastor Zeke, if we cashed in on your conversation with Uncle Rummy?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post"That greasy commie is the bastard son of Fidel Castro and Jane Fonda!"sigpic
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Well, on one hand, Pastor Pistle's learjet uses alot of fuel....on the other hand, taking a million dollars from a false Christian like Mr. Flynt might not be good either....Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
Better ask Pastor Al about this deep ethical issue. I'm sure Uncle Rummy will go along with it either way.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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We never turn down a love offering that JESUS has sent to us.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Let me look up Brother Larry F's phone number in the Godly rolodex...Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Postsigpic
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