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  • redman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2009
    • 19

    #31
    Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

    Well i hope if either of you two are in the San Diego area, you come see our play. And have a fine evening gentlemen, it was interesting talking with you.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

      Originally posted by redman View Post
      But pastor, do you honestly think that that is the best way to get people to believe what you are saying? Reverend Jim, do you support the Pastor on this subject?
      How Do People Get Saved if They Are Not Allowed to Attend Church?

      It never ceases to amaze us the number of so-called "Christians" ask us this question. If they would only blow the dust off of their Bibles and put their noses into the 16th Chapter of Mark, they would find that Jesus commands us to evangelize the world! He didn't say, "find a comfortable pew each Sunday morning and cross your fingers in hopes that some unsaved piece of human refuse will walk through the doors of your church." No, he said, ""Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel." That word, "go" there is a verb. And for those of you illiterate, misguided Christians who allow unsaved people through the doors of your church each Sunday morning, a verb is an "action word," and "go" means "GO!" as in "leave," or "SCRAM!" It doesn't mean, sit on your hiney! The only place for evangelism is outside the confines of the Lord's four-walled holy dwelling place. God's home is a place for True Christians™ to fellowship. Allowing an unsaved person into church is like Rush Limbaugh inviting Hillary Clinton to a meeting of Republicans on how to defeat the Democrats in 2012. It's something you JUST DON'T DO! PERIOD!

      The Holy Word of God is cram full of scripture that warns us to stay clear of unsaved scum like you!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #33
        Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

        Originally posted by redman View Post
        Well i hope if either of you two are in the San Diego area, you come see our play. And have a fine evening gentlemen, it was interesting talking with you.
        Friend, why did you ignore my post? I'm a man of Christ, not chopped liver.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • redman
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2009
          • 19

          #34
          Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

          I am sorry Wide-Open i did not see your post before my previous post, i thank you for the offer but i respectfully decline.

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          • maka_28
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Aug 2009
            • 7

            #35
            Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

            hey redman, it's that one guy from school who used to live two floors above you last year. i want to let you know that i've got your back here.

            it's okay, these pastors and reverends are just trying to be all cool and tough by calling you a queer and trying to demoralize you by throwing out petty and embarassing insults. you know, they're just our elders, and thus should be showing a sense of reserve and maturity, but hey, everyone's bound to act like immature morons eventually. oh and mister reverend dude, i like how you found it necessary to blot out the links my friend here posted. that's extremely mature. i find it interesting how a man of your "stature" is resorting to calling my friend names. "nancyboys"?

            i'm not a big religious guy, but all i know is that jesus loves everyone, no matter what background they come from. and mister reverend man, where are your bible verses from jesus himself saying that gays will be damned? i don't see any...and pastor whatever your name is, since when are those without a bible unsaved? since when does accepting jesus as lord and saviour require a bible? i've got a bible, sure, but i don't need that on my person to know that i've been saved.

            redman has been saved. i believe it. and if i were him, i would never take to heart anything that any of you ignorant and foolish people had to say to him. if anything, redman is a better person than any of you "reverends" "pastors" or "sisters" will ever be. all you who found it necessary to insult, slander and hurt a fellow human being. way to be an example christian. you're certainly being role models, being accepting of everyone and whatever lifestyle they may lead. oh wait, that's right. you're damning him to hell because he isn't like you.

            you people make me sick. you are not christians.

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            • Professor Tyeisha X
              WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
              Unsaved trash
              • Jun 2009
              • 293

              #36
              Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

              I for one would love to see this great play put on by SDSU! Harvey Milk was a true hero, not a fake hero like John Wayne. If you ask me, you proud defenders of tolerance need to get more of your friends who are acting in this play and come here. These ignorant rednecks need to learn the Truth that Homosexuality is not just natural, but superior to heterosexuality. Get your friends, IM them, email them, text them!

              Online rally for GAY RIGHTS!!!
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              • Love each other
                Unsaved trash, Queer Recruitment
                Under Investigation
                • Aug 2009
                • 10

                #37
                Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                night gentlemen and I hope that one day in the near future we can all join hands together in a peaceful world. If not I will look forward to hopefully seeing you in Heaven along with Harvey Milk and the rest of Gods beautiful children
                Lev.20:13
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • maka_28
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 7

                  #38
                  Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                  "Racist communist feminazi bulldyke"???? i am hereby issuing whoever did this a super infraction. this is unacceptable treatment of a forum subscriber.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #39
                    Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                    Originally posted by redman View Post
                    I am sorry Wide-Open i did not see your post before my previous post, i thank you for the offer but i respectfully decline.
                    That's too bad friend. You have to know that Pastor Ezekiel has always been a man of God. I would say that he forgot more about Scripture than I ever learned, but that would mean ... that I know zero Scripture - so scrap that.

                    Back when I was a sinner, I used to think gay people were OK. I didn't care if it was "genetical" or "learned", I just treated them like any other human being. Some of them were even friends...

                    But, then I learned the True Message of Jesus Christ, and I found out that it is not OK. The Bible leaves no way out: homers are an abomination to the Lord. They should be stoned or killed. I didn't invent that, it's all there.

                    If you disagree with us, you disagree with God friend. We are just following his Word, and we follow it to the last comma.

                    Take:

                    1 Corinthians 6:9
                    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

                    Do you want me to ignore this Verse? Do you want me to give up my faith?

                    Friend: you can not be a Christian and be gay at the same time. It just doesn't work. You can try, but you'd have to throw out HALF of the Holy KJV. You might as well become a hellbound atheist.

                    Think about it.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #40
                      Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                      Originally posted by maka_28 View Post
                      hey redman, it's that one guy from school who used to live two floors above you last year. i want to let you know that i've got your back here.
                      Are you his homosexual lover, then?

                      i'm not a big religious guy, but all i know is that jesus loves everyone, no matter what background they come from.
                      If he loves everyone, then why is He going to cast sinners into the Lake of Fire?

                      Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

                      and mister reverend man, where are your bible verses from jesus himself saying that gays will be damned?
                      In case you don't know, Jesus is God. Therefore all of the Old Testament laws of God are laws of Jesus as well. Plus, Jesus Himself commands us to follow all of the Bible.

                      Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • maka_28
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 7

                        #41
                        Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                        lolololol sister mary whatever, that was a classic attempt at an insult, i must say.

                        do you cut yourself as well, emo scum? hahaha i'm the farthest thing from emo, hun. in fact..i'm a little skeptical of your sexuality myself.

                        just...throwing that out there.

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                        • maka_28
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 7

                          #42
                          Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                          haha mister jim man, please, my stomach hurts from laughing too much. stop trying to insult me, instead you might be making yourself look like a fool. you already have the little advertisements doing a great job of that.

                          haha, are you his homosexual lover, then? that's a cute joke, sir. it must have taken a lot of time to think of that one. why don't you all just go hang out with your only friend, the bible?

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #43
                            Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                            Originally posted by maka_28 View Post
                            in fact..i'm a little skeptical of your sexuality myself.
                            I have not done ANYTHING that goes against my natural use since I found Jesus and left the convent and the papist lifestyle! I have since bore a beautiful son for my ex-sodomite husband, Mr. Whitford! (A daughter too.)
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                            • Homophobesgo2hell
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 2

                              #44
                              Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                              I am not exactly sure how Jim Osborne calls himself a "reverend", i think he is more like adolf hitler, the accusations he makes are completely outrageous. I am heterosexual but I completely bareback redman, I'll see you in Hell Jim.
                              Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 08-20-2009, 10:12 AM. Reason: Fixed typo

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #45
                                Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                I have not done ANYTHING that goes against my natural use since I found Jesus and left the convent and the papist lifestyle! I have since bore a beautiful son for my ex-sodomite husband, Mr. Whitford! (A daughter too.)
                                Amen Sister! How is your beautiful son doing BTW?
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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