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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #46
    Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Amen Sister! How is your beautiful son doing BTW?
    Mrs. Wentworth saw his manger, now every new mother in Freehold wants one.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
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    • Dustin_D
      Unsaved trash, Teen Godmocker
      • Aug 2009
      • 11

      #47
      Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

      Jesus Christ Jim,

      "Do you feel alone and despondent"

      "t is totally confidential so nobody will have to know what you are doing, whether they are parents, friends, husbands, or boyfriends."

      "Expert advice in sexual and marital issues. As an experienced pastor, you can confide with me one-on-one your most sensitive and personal matters."

      "A weekend alone with the famous and much-respected Rev. Jim Osborne in a hotel"

      "a couple of good-quality pictures of you. Headshots or bodyshots, it doesn't matter."

      You are one sick man. This is obviously exploiting women. You are targeting women who are confused and not in the right state of mind, just at the age of consent, and taking them to a private hotel room for one on one "counseling".

      You're banging these girls reverend! Straight up sympathy pussy. You make me sick man, saying you're a man of God when you are clearly a philandering old man who can't get pussy anywhere else. You say this play will make people burn in hell? I am 100% confident that you will burn more than anyone ever sent to the imaginary place.

      Also, great editing and censorship. You are so deluded and thick. If I ever meet you, God knows what would happen you sick twisted exploitative fuck.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • redman
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Aug 2009
        • 19

        #48
        Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

        Hey sister why did u edited that post? my friend says he said "back redman" but after the edit it says "bareback redman". Why would u change the post?

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #49
          Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

          Dustin, you are posting in the wrong thread. This is for talking about homosexuals burning in Hell. If you have a sister or a girlfriend who would be interested in my special ministry for young ladies, send them my way.

          You are making completely baseless assumptions about the purpose of my ministry. It is to help young women. I am a man of God and do not partake in sinful fornication. Would a Bible-believing True Christian(tm) pastor engage in illicit sexual activities with young women?

          Think about it.

          Anyways, back on topic.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #50
            Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

            Originally posted by redman View Post
            Hey sister why did u edited that post? my friend says he said "back redman" but after the edit it says "bareback redman". Why would u change the post?
            All I did was fix "Osborne" which he had written as "Osbourne" and capitalized "Hell" because it's a proper place name.
            Perhaps your "friend" has fantasies about sodomizing an injun like you and is embarrassed that he let let slip.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #51
              Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

              Originally posted by Dustin_D View Post
              Also, great editing and censorship. You are so deluded and thick. If I ever meet you, God knows what would happen you sick twisted exploitative piffle.
              Hold on there pal! Are you telling us you homers are Christians?

              No chance in hell! Stop mocking Christianity!
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • maka_28
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Aug 2009
                • 7

                #52
                Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                i'm a very patient person, mister reverend jim man. i think this whole true christians(insert stupid trademark here) thing is dumber than your lack of toleration from those different than you. it might be even dumber than yourself. never have i met such an ignorant and illogical nancyboy (oh oh, did you see what i did there?). i hope your children, god bless them, someday see what ludicrous things you create here, and lose all respect they could possible have had for you. which must have an incredibly low capacity anyway. i've enjoyed talking to such meaningless and intolerant people as yourselves, but now i really must be going. i feel like i need to go and live the way a christian really should, accepting and embracing of everyone.

                but i hope you have fun handing out pointless infractions and increasing the time between my posts. while you're thinking of more ways to best me (logically and "religiously"), take a look at yourselves. you do not sound like christians. you are not christians. you are brainwashed fools, and i feel sorry for you. you will burn in hell, along with the "queers" and "nancyboys" you so outspokenly damn. but actually, they will be in heaven and you will not. so peace, you little true christian shits.

                except for you, sister. my best for you and your family.

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                • Dustin_D
                  Unsaved trash, Teen Godmocker
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 11

                  #53
                  Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Dustin, you are posting in the wrong thread. This is for talking about homosexuals burning in Hell. If you have a sister or a girlfriend who would be interested in my special ministry for young ladies, send them my way.

                  You are making completely baseless assumptions about the purpose of my ministry. It is to help young women. I am a man of God and do not partake in sinful fornication. Would a Bible-believing True Christian™ pastor engage in illicit sexual activities with young women?

                  Think about it.

                  Anyways, back on topic.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #54
                    Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                    Originally posted by Dustin_D View Post
                    KING JAMES ONLY!
                    The PROPER scripture reads...
                    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                    But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                    Please note, this refers to CHRISTIAN men. Unsaved trash has NO authority!
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

                    Comment

                    • Dustin_D
                      Unsaved trash, Teen Godmocker
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 11

                      #55
                      Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      KING JAMES ONLY!
                      The PROPER scripture reads...
                      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                      But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                      Please note, this refers to CHRISTIAN men. Unsaved trash has NO authority!
                      So a CHRISTIAN man can put you in your place and keep you there?
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #56
                        Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                        Originally posted by Dustin_D View Post
                        So a CHRISTIAN man can put you in your place and keep you there?
                        My husband and my pastor can (and do).
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

                        Comment

                        • Dustin_D
                          Unsaved trash, Teen Godmocker
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 11

                          #57
                          Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          My husband and my pastor can (and do).
                          So you are subject to sexism. That is quite unfortunate. I feel sorry for you. We live in 2009, open your eyes.

                          Also, please stop deleting people's posts. The man above me had a very serious question, but you deleted it. Rev. Jim could have helped him.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Homophobesgo2hell
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 2

                            #58
                            Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                            Dear Sister Mary Maria,
                            You know... it is a sin to lie, why don't you go ahead and apologize for that.
                            Oh and then you can ask jesus <<<< i didn't capitalize "jesus" for forgiveness, or you can rot in hell like me if you don't admit it. Your choice.

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                            • redman
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 19

                              #59
                              Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                              Yeah stop deleting posts! (i bet this will be deleted, and they will say it never happened, which is funny because they are lying which is a sin)

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #60
                                Re: A play you must see to enlighten yourslef

                                Originally posted by Dustin_D View Post
                                So you are subject to sexism. That is quite unfortunate. I feel sorry for you. We live in 2009, open your eyes.
                                Why would God's Word be different in 2009?
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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