[WickedWitch]

Re: Undecided

Daniel,

I attempted to reply to your PM, but discovered that you are unable to receive PMs. Because I would like to communicate with you without having to post on the forum, I would appreciate it if you could please PM me your e-mail address (seeing as you are clearly able to send, if not receive, PMs; and because I'm unable to view your profile and thus click the "send an e-mail to Daniel" link).

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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It's bad enough that he's lost his way and wandered off the narrow path to Glory, do you have to seduce him too?

[Sista Lateefah]

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It's bad enough that he's lost his way and wandered off the narrow path to Glory, do you have to seduce him too?

She the one that got him to stray in the first place. She done bewitcheded him. He wasn't strong in his walk with the LORD in the first place, though, otherwise Jesus would have protected him from her spells!

[Enobarbus]

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I came here because I thought that I had found a group of good, Christian people. I was afraid to speak up about these issues because of the very criticism I am recieving now.


What is dent?

In the context of the thread, Daniel, someone interested in a sensible debate may guess it was a typo for "decent".

[WickedWitch]

Re: Undecided

It's bad enough that he's lost his way and wandered off the narrow path to Glory, do you have to seduce him too?

Of course I do *rolls her eyes*. It's cold and lonely in the deep dark nights (of Canada)... *Starts singing Paradise By the Dashboard Lights*

*Giggles* I'm just joking; I knew that someone (meaning one of the Landoverites) would misconstrue my request for his e-mail address into a come-on.

She the one that got him to stray in the first place. She done bewitcheded him. He wasn't strong in his walk with the LORD in the first place, though, otherwise Jesus would have protected him from her spells!

Darlin', if a Witch wants someone, the Good Lawd ain't gon' be able ta keep'im from her. Besides, I've said several times that I'm an infectious person and that I grow on people (like a fungus). I think you just jealous (like them girls on Jenny Jones who make fun uh dose girls wit da big boobs and da junk in dere trunks cuz they jealous ['cept I don't got a big booty]), whassa mattah? He yo baby daddy or sum'in?

[Larry Lee]

Re: Undecided

Daniel,

I attempted to reply to your PM, but discovered that you are unable to receive PMs. Because I would like to communicate with you without having to post on the forum, I would appreciate it if you could please PM me your e-mail address (seeing as you are clearly able to send, if not receive, PMs; and because I'm unable to view your profile and thus click the "send an e-mail to Daniel" link).

Alie, Daniel may have momentarily lessened his gripe upon the Lord, but rest assured that his notorized Abstinance Plege remains on file in the Church office. That Pledge -- and it's vow of purity -- means more to him than a snorting tryst with you ever could. He is God's boy. Your siren calls fall short of his hearing ... Ain't that right, boy. You PM this loose woman, and I PROMISE YOU that I will ban her forever from this Church company. You hear me?

[OnYourKnees]

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Darlin', if a Witch wants someone, the Good Lawd ain't gon' be able ta keep'im from her. Besides, I've said several times that I'm an infectious person and that I grow on people (like a fungus). I think you just jealous (like them girls on Jenny Jones who make fun uh dose girls wit da big boobs and da junk in dere trunks cuz they jealous ['cept I don't got a big booty]), whassa mattah? He yo baby daddy or sum'in?

I'm shocked and dismayed by this horrific display of racism. This is not a place for you to display your bigotry! If that's your aim, perhaps www.kkk.org would be more to your liking!

[WickedWitch]

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Alie, Daniel may have momentarily lessened his gripe upon the Lord His gripe, eh?, but rest assured that his notorized Abstinance Plege remains on file in the Church office. That Pledge -- and it's vow of purity -- means more to him than a snorting tryst with you ever could. He is God's boy. Your siren calls fall short of his hearing ... Ain't that right, boy. You PM this loose woman, and I PROMISE YOU that I will ban her forever from this Church company. You hear me?

Oh dear, Brother Lee... Seems you've gone from inviting young ladies to "Bible Studies" to young men. ........ You sure you aren't..... Catholic? I'm not sure you realise just how much you sound like a wounded boyfriend or stalker, jealous that his obsession is making friends that aren't him.

I'm shocked and dismayed by this horrific display of racism. This is not a place for you to display your bigotry! If that's your aim, perhaps www.kkk.org would be more to your liking!

Brother Knees, no True Christian who follows the Bible down to the very last letter can call me a bigot, because they would the world's biggest hipocrites. That post was made in jest (meaning that I was being serious; just goofing around).

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Darlin', if a Witch wants someone, the Good Lawd ain't gon' be able ta keep'im from her. Besides, I've said several times that I'm an infectious person and that I grow on people (like a fungus). I think you just jealous (like them girls on Jenny Jones who make fun uh dose girls wit da big boobs and da junk in dere trunks cuz they jealous ['cept I don't got a big booty]), whassa mattah? He yo baby daddy or sum'in?

I love you, Alie.

[WickedWitch]

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I love you, Alie.

Thank you! I love you too. Finally: someone who appreciates my sense of humour!

[OnYourKnees]

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Brother Knees, no True Christian who follows the Bible down to the very last letter can call me a bigot, because they would the world's biggest hipocrites. That post was made in jest (meaning that I was being serious; just goofing around).

I do, and I did, and I'm not. You "liberals" who show your true colors right after someone goes after your man are the true hypocrites!

By the way, is it Backward Day in Canada today? Being serious is goofing around?

[WickedWitch]

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I do, and I did, and I'm not. *Giggles* That was fun to read. But because you do, and you did, you are. You "liberals" who show your true colors right after someone goes after your man are the true hypocrites! *Points at OYK* No sir, you are the hypocrite.

By the way, is it Backward Day in Canada today? Being serious is goofing around?

Oops! I meant to say "wasn't", but I seem to have missed a couple letters and an apostrohpe.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Undecided

Alie, Daniel may have momentarily lessened his gripe upon the Lord, but rest assured that his notorized Abstinance Plege remains on file in the Church office. That Pledge -- and it's vow of purity -- means more to him than a snorting tryst with you ever could. He is God's boy. Your siren calls fall short of his hearing ... Ain't that right, boy. You PM this loose woman, and I PROMISE YOU that I will ban her forever from this Church company. You hear me?

Brother, I say this with a heavy heart, but this situation may be worse than is immediately obvious. As I approached my computer today a huge cloud obscured the sun (in was a bright sunny day), and I felt a sudden unaccountable chill in the air. Then I noticed a strange unnatural odour in the room. I wondered if my neighbours had contravened the local ordinances again by lighting a bonfire. But looking out the window I could see no evidence for this.

No, what I had noticed was the foul stench of witchcraft! Lateefah is correct, it is the witch Alie who has led this poor young man astray. And, I'm afraid, that in a sense, she has already seduced him.

This incident demonstrates once again just how vigilant we must be; and I hope all True Christians™ here take note of this incident. There are those who argue that Alie is a bit of a fruitcake and needn't be taken seriously: but Brethren and Cistren, please never forget that Satan is powerful adversary and that his minions must never be underrated! Against the immense strength of the Dark one our own puny human powers are useless. Only with Jesus on our side and with his support can we hope to prevail.

This further evidence of Satan's power on earth should give us all occasion to keep our eyes fixed on Jesus and to redouble our efforts to help the church and the Pastors fight the good fight. I intend this week to double my tithing and suggest that all other True Christians™ consider doing the same. And of course we must pray day and night that this poor beguiled young man be returned to the fold.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Darlin', if a Witch wants someone, the Good Lawd ain't gon' be able ta keep'im from her.

The LORD protect all his peoples, just like he had done at the Salem witch trial when he exposed all them witches to them godly folk so they could deal with them all proper like. PRAISE!

Besides, I've said several times that I'm an infectious person and that I grow on people (like a fungus).

You is nasty, comin' up in here to brag about the diseases you has caught from yo harlotry. Disgusting.

I think you just jealous (like them girls on Jenny Jones who make fun uh dose girls wit da big boobs and da junk in dere trunks cuz they jealous ['cept I don't got a big booty]), whassa mattah? He yo baby daddy or sum'in?

Don't be quotin' Alanis Moriseckse up in here! With her nasty lebesian behind. It do not surprise me at all that you like her, with yo sinful feminazi witch ways.

I'm shocked and dismayed by this horrific display of racism. This is not a place for you to display your bigotry! If that's your aim, perhaps www.kkk.org would be more to your liking!

Ain't that somethin'? So long as black folk is hootin' and hollerin' and carryin' on (like they do in they music videos and churches) and is blindly votin' democrack, the liebrals just loves 'em. But as soon as a godly black woman like me show her face, the racist comments starts flyin'! This at least the third liebral on this board to make a racist comment towards me!

Brother Knees, no True Christian who follows the Bible down to the very last letter can call me a bigot, because they would the world's biggest hipocrites. That post was made in jest (meaning that I was being serious; just goofing around).

You is a liar and the truth is not in you. And even if you wasn't lying, racism do not be a joking matter.

I love you, Alie.

Of course you do. You just as racist as she is. And you is nasty, sinful lebesians.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Undecided

Brother, I say this with a heavy heart, but this situation may be worse than is immediately obvious. As I approached my computer today a huge cloud obscured the sun (in was a bright sunny day), and I felt a sudden unaccountable chill in the air. Then I noticed a strange unnatural odour in the room. I wondered if my neighbours had contravened the local ordinances again by lighting a bonfire. But looking out the window I could see no evidence for this.

No, what I had noticed was the foul stench of witchcraft! That wasn't witchcraft, that was incense. Lateefah is correct, it is the witch Alie who has led this poor young man astray. Mwua ha ha ha haaa! And, I'm afraid, that in a sense, she has already seduced him. [sultry voice]So what if I have? What is it you think you can do about it?[/sultry voice]

This incident demonstrates once again just how vigilant we must be; and I hope all True Christians™ here take note of this incident. There are those who argue that Alie is a bit of a fruitcake True and needn't be taken seriously True some of the time: but Brethren and Cistren, please never forget that Satan is powerful adversary and that his minions must never be underrated! Against the immense strength of the Dark one our own puny human powers are useless. At last you admit it! Only with Jesus on our side and with his support can we hope to prevail.

This further evidence of Satan's power on earth should give us all occasion to keep our eyes fixed on Jesus and to redouble our efforts to help the church and the Pastors fight the good fight. I intend this week to double my tithing and suggest that all other True Christians™ consider doing the same. And of course we must pray day and night that this poor beguiled young man be returned to the fold.

Lateefah, I'm curious: if I'm racist for typing the way you type, then what does that make you?