[OnYourKnees]

Re: Undecided

This is quite a turnaround for you, laddie.

I fear he may be turning his back on Jesus.

Daniel, say it's not so! You're not going to start promoting equal rights for Homers next, are you? Non-stoning of witches? Wearing of cotton-polyester blends?!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Undecided

And just what is wrong with cotton-polyester blends? Although in my mind, you just can't go past satin.

Another advantage of being female, we can wear whatever fabrics we please without anyone picking on us for it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Undecided

To everyone else, sheesh. Alie isn't even here yet you still go on about how 'hellbound' you think she is!

We do consider the sinning, idol worshiping, French kissing, animal bothering harlot a friend Rachael. Is it wrong to care?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Undecided

And just what is wrong with cotton-polyester blends? Although in my mind, you just can't go past satin.

Another advantage of being female, we can wear whatever fabrics we please without anyone picking on us for it.

Jesus will pick all He likes, Van Spandex!!

1. Leviticus 19:19
   Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
   
   
2. Deuteronomy 22:11
   Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Undecided

The Bible teaches us that women are inferior. (Gen 3:16, 1 Cor 11:3, 1 Tim 2:12-15)
^ You need not apologize for stating the fact that women are inferior.

I does not understand the controversies over this. Even if the Bible had never been wrote (and PRAISE GOD that we's not livin' in a nightmare world like that!), nature itself would tells us that the womens is inferior to the mens, just as black folk is inferior to white folk. I know thass right. It just be common sense! Praise Jesus!

Now that you mention it............

This is quite a turnaround for you, laddie.

To everyone else, sheesh. Alie isn't even here yet you still go on about how 'hellbound' you think she is!

You need to close yo trashy mouth! Don't be encouragin' that chile to be ignant just because you is ignant yoself and want to drag him down with yo unsaved booty. Repent, witch of Hell! I'm sure there be a smoldering stake somewhere with yo name on it!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Undecided

Jesus will pick all He likes, Van Spandex!!

1. Leviticus 19:19
   Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
2. Deuteronomy 22:11
   Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

Poor, dear OYK. All those lovely fabrics you're restricted from wearing. And I, as a heathen woman, can wear anything I want.

You need to close yo trashy mouth! Don't be encouragin' that chile to be ignant just because you is ignant yoself and want to drag him down with yo unsaved booty. Repent, witch of Hell! I'm sure there be a smoldering stake somewhere with yo name on it!

Let me see, what do we have here? It appears to be another very unoriginal rapper wannabe.
Why do you butcher the english language so? I mean speaking like that is one thing, but there is no reason at all to write like that except you think it looks cool.
Sorry, lass, but it has quite the opposite effect.

[Brother John]

Re: Undecided

And just what is wrong with cotton-polyester blends? Although in my mind, you just can't go past satin.

Another advantage of being female, we can wear whatever fabrics we please without anyone picking on us for it.

Deuteronomy 22:5: The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


For instance, jeans were originally designed as working clothes, for wear 'n tear purposes. Women shouldn't be performing any of those tasks save for wearing and tearing their oven mitts, so jeans shouldn't be worn by women.
You're openly admitting to being a cross-dresser, or at least a she-male of some kind? Vile.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Undecided

Deuteronomy 22:5: The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

You're openly admitting to being a cross-dresser, or at least a she-male of some kind?

Did you miss the fact that I'm female?

[Brother John]

Re: Undecided

Did you miss the fact that I'm female?

Or wish to appear so... I wouldn't be surprised.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Undecided

Or wish to appear so... I wouldn't be surprised.

Think what you want, dum dum, I'm not in the mood for a silly argument right now. This thread was about this young laddie wishing to apologize for being an ass.
You'd do well to follow his example, methinks.

[Brother John]

Re: Undecided

Think what you want, dum dum, I'm not in the mood for a silly argument right now. This thread was about this young laddie wishing to apologize for being an ass.
You'd do well to follow his example, methinks.

Sorry I've outwitted you Rachael! My heawt huwts.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Undecided

Poor, dear OYK. All those lovely fabrics you're restricted from wearing. And I, as a heathen woman, can wear anything I want.

I'd suggest something flame-retardant.

Let me see, what do we have here? It appears to be another very unoriginal rapper wannabe.
Why do you butcher the english language so? I mean speaking like that is one thing, but there is no reason at all to write like that except you think it looks cool.
Sorry, lass, but it has quite the opposite effect.

Don't insult this fine young lady who has thrown off the chains of oppression and slavery to "popular culture" and come to Landover so she may obtain both worthwhile employment at a most satisfactory wage ($2/hour and all the pie she can eat, I believe) AND a loving relationship of utter obedience and unquestioning servitude to the LORD!

Really, Van Envious. Getting all jealous of Lateefah's newfound joy?

(You could have that joy down in YOUR heart, too . . . Just give Jesus complete control of every aspect of your life!)

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Undecided

Let me see, what do we have here? It appears to be another very unoriginal rapper wannabe.
Why do you butcher the english language so? I mean speaking like that is one thing, but there is no reason at all to write like that except you think it looks cool.
Sorry, lass, but it has quite the opposite effect.

More racist trash from the liebrals, Why is I not in the least bit surprised? You need to come to Jesus so that he can sure you of yo racism, yo witchcraft, yo lebesianism, and yo harlotry.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Undecided

More racist trash from the liebrals, Why is I not in the least bit surprised? You need to come to Jesus so that he can sure you of yo racism, yo witchcraft, yo lebesianism, and yo harlotry.

Praise the Lord!

Truly, Lateefah, you are a God-fearing woman!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Undecided

Sorry I've outwitted you Rachael! My heawt huwts.

You haven't outwitted anyone or anything. All that you've proved is that you're a dimwitted child.
Don't you have a dirty magazine you should be drooling over rather than annoying me?

More racist trash from the liebrals, Why is I not in the least bit surprised? You need to come to Jesus so that he can sure you of yo racism, yo witchcraft, yo lebesianism, and yo harlotry.

Racism??? I think not.
But fine. If you want the world thinking your IQ is lower than your age, then by all means, keep writing like that.