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Will tomorrow bring the Rapture?

09-08-2009, 10:10 PM

Brothers and Sisters, tomorrow is 09/09/09. If you prefer, 9/9/9. Upside down, that's 6/6/6. It will be the last repeating single-digit dates that we'll see for almost a century.

September 9 is the 252nd day of the year. If you take 2 + 5 + 2 it equals 9.

9-9-9 is the telephone number for emergency response in Great Britain, just like 9-1-1 is in the United States!!

And then, in the White House, we have a Socialist Nigra Communist Nazi Muslim....

I don't know about you, but at midnight, me and my wife Delores are locking ourselves into our Doom Bunker to await the Rapture.
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09-08-2009, 10:12 PM

Re: Will tomorrow bring the Rapture?

TAKE ME JESUS!!

TAKE ME!

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09-08-2009, 10:16 PM

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Thanks SO much for the warning! I myself will be wearing a HAZ-MAT suit inside my basement.

Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.
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09-08-2009, 10:18 PM

Re: Will tomorrow bring the Rapture?

Originally posted by Talitha View Post

TAKE ME, JESUS!!

TAKE ME!

You have no idea how badly I have wanted to hear you say that

That is, I am glad someone else is looking forward to the rapture as well.

Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post

Brothers and Sisters, tomorrow is 09/09/09. If you prefer, 9/9/9. Upside down, that's 6/6/6. It will be the last repeating single-digit dates that we'll see for almost a century.

September 9 is the 252nd day of the year. If you take 2 + 5 + 2 it equals 9.

9-9-9 is the telephone number for emergency response in Great Britain, just like 9-1-1 is in the United States!!

And then, in the White House, we have a Socialist Nigra Communist Nazi Muslim....

I don't know about you, but at midnight, me and my wife Delores are locking ourselves into our Doom Bunker to await the Rapture.

See, this is when having Chip around would be handy

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09-08-2009, 10:26 PM

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09-08-2009, 10:30 PM

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You have no idea how badly I have wanted to hear you say that

See, this is when having Chip around would be handy

Praise Jesus!!!

I'm not trying to derail this thread, but what happened to Chip? I noticed he's no longer with us.
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09-08-2009, 10:34 PM

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I won't be home tonight since I work late. This is something that's been bothering me rather very much. There's so many things I don't understand.
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09-08-2009, 10:54 PM

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Praise Jesus!!!

I'm not trying to derail this thread, but what happened to Chip? I noticed he's no longer with us.

Chip now has his very own column / pages on www.spaceshipjesus.com where, together with Mad Prophet Helmholz, the problems of the world are solved daily.

Go along and sign up! I did!

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09-08-2009, 10:56 PM

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Praise Jesus!!!

I'm not trying to derail this thread, but what happened to Chip? I noticed he's no longer with us.

Chip is over at Spaceship Jesus now, with Mad Prophet Helmholtz and Wally's World. He has his own thread now and he is not scaring anyone over there

I made an account there and it is spooky, but interesting.

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Romans 1:20
For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

2 Timothy 2:15
Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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