SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Greetings Unsaved Trash.

I have noticed a great deal of Unsaved Trash lurking on GOD'S Favorite Forum™ lately. I believe that JESUS has sent you here for a reason. To be SAVED®!!!

This Month Only when you register and Tithe (minimum $2,500) you will receive one free kitty.



HURRY! Supplies are limited. Colors may vary from kitty to kitty.

Enthusiastic, Sister Thumper

[Talitha]

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Awww Shucks BTB.
Makes you almost want to become a new member of God's™ favourite Forum again!!

[MoonFlower]

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I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE!

I already have 13, but what's one more. Could I renew my membership Thumper??

Moon

[Rain]

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Oooh, I want one too!! Not fair, my last kitty was a demon possessed old thing...
If I tithe extra hard in the Good Lord's name, can I possibly adopt a kitty too??

~Rain

[Petal]

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"you must spreads some reputations around before givin it to Miss.BTB agains"

that there a annointed kitty, Miss.BTB. she sweet an demure, she gots them true christain lady tempermints™ an maybee she be a good influince on Miss.Tyson an Miss.Holyfields

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

Greetings Unsaved Trash.

I have noticed a great deal of Unsaved Trash lurking on GOD'S Favorite Forum™ lately. I believe that JESUS has sent you here for a reason. To be SAVED®!!!

This Month Only when you register and Tithe (minimum $2,500) you will receive one free kitty.



HURRY! Supplies are limited. Colors may vary from kitty to kitty.

Enthusiastic, Sister Thumper

That's all nice and good, but just make sure no gooks try and get their hands on any of those kittens. I bet Hitoshi was licking his lips and carving himself some new chop sticks when he read about this opportunity

[MoonFlower]

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That's all nice and good, but just make sure no gooks try and get their hands on any of those kittens. I bet Hitoshi was licking his lips and carving himself some new chop sticks when he read about this opportunity

How can we be certain that no one that will do these kittens harm gets them??

Moon

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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What are you talking about? Kittens are food items just like chickens.

[SalvationSeeker]

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What are you talking about? Kittens are food items just like chickens.

I was thinking the same thing, cat, served as a dish, deserves more respect.
It's actually quite delicous, somewhat similar in taste to rabbit.

Now... May I have one of those cute little kittens to.. cuddle?

[Petal]

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What are you talking about? Kittens are food items just like chickens.

Mr.Pastor Pistle, i be prayin lord God releese you from that liddle yellow demon of exotick foods!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ooohhh a free kitty!!
I want one!!
Shame that I'm a dedicated heathen

[Petal]

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Now... May I have one of those cute little kittens to.. cuddle?

you can cuddles this here innernet kitty, Mr.Seeker

<--- she be safes from you!

[SalvationSeeker]

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you can cuddles this here innernet kitty, Mr.Seeker

<--- she be safes from you!

Bah..
That's no good, I want a pet which I can eat after I've cuddled it.
My pa' used to have all these cute rabbits when I was a kid, and when I got hungry and fancied some rabbit meat;
I simply went out, grabbed one and cuddled it for a while, then broke it's neck and gave it to the servants so they could cock me a delicious dinner.

Why can't one do the same with cats, because as Pastor Pistle pointed out, they are food items..
Yet many people use them as pets..
So why couldn't one combine the two?
A pet which you eat once hungry or fed up with it?

Now please hand me a kitty.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Holy Bible is clear on this point. Jesus ate meat, but we don't know from which animal. It could have been catmeat for all we know.

I too enjoyed cuddling, then eating soft fluffy bunnies as a child. I have always felt that cuteness has no bearing on edibility. There's nothing cuter than a baby piglet, but who would turn down a succulent slab of bacon?

I'll take a few of those cats too.

[Petal]

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Now please hand me a kitty.

I'll take a few of those cats too.

nows, i not want to cause no offenses, but you menfolk got eyes bigger than your stomack, it true. i not no for shore, but i thinks kitty meat be kinda tuff an gamey , it taste real bad cuz kittys be carnivores, so when you eats a kitty you be eatin all the mouses they eated but maybee that not so bad cuz mouses eat cheese so maybee kittys taste like cheddar or bloo vein