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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #1

    You favorite Christian tax withholding - No Pagans please

    Well April 17 is almost here and at the BJ household we are rejoicing at my new Landover Pastor filing status on my taxes, now that my Joo accountant is done with them.

    So brethren, what is you favorite withholding? My personal has been a new baseball bat, wood chipper and siege hammer for Church related business expense.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: You favorite Christian tax withholding - No Pagans please

      My new backyard bbq pit, made of bricks imported from New Orleans (thank you Jesus, again, for Katrina). Its big enough to handle 7 whole hogs on a spit at once.

      And of course my new fleet of Lincoln Navigators, a different color for each day of the week. But that's every year, so I'm used to that.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • MoonFlower
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 522
          #3
          Re: You favorite Christian tax withholding - No Pagans please

          I don't do my taxes.

          Moon
          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: You favorite Christian tax withholding - No Pagans please

              We get to withhold things from our taxes?

              Great! Then this year I'm not going to give them a brand-new SUV again.

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