I saw a gay in town today.

[Marshall]

There was a tool sale in town today and I went to buy several items I have been needing for the upcoming growing season, a large bolt cutter, a chain die press, a disc sander, a sand blasting tank, a few grinders, a new arc welder etc. Things no decent man of the land should be without. I was in the air tools section looking at the impact wrenches when I noticed the overwhelming smell of perfume and the unmistakable lisp of a Sodomite nearby. I was justly shocked since you don't expect to see one of those people in a tool market. Not in my town.

Has anyone else here run across one of these types out in public recently? They seem to be pretty bold lately. You know it's like I always say, the only good thing about Hell is that it is brimming with Homosexuals. And Muslims.

[Bobby-Joe]

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There was a tool sale in town today and I went to buy several items I have been needing for the upcoming growing season, a large bolt cutter, a chain die press, a disc sander, a sand blasting tank, a few grinders, a new arc welder etc. Things no decent man of the land should be without. I was in the air tools section looking at the impact wrenches when I noticed the overwhelming smell of perfume and the unmistakable lisp of a Sodomite nearby. I was justly shocked since you don't expect to see one of those people in a tool market. Not in my town.

Has anyone else here run across one of these types out in public recently? They seem to be pretty bold lately. You know it's like I always say, the only good thing about Hell is that it is brimming with Homosexuals. And Muslims.

Yes Brother Marshall. We've even had a homer problem around Freehold. PRAISE JESUS we in Pastoral Security Services has been all over them. My recommendation is be gentle but firm with them. That is the only way the we can hope Jesus can enter them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes Brother Marshall. We've even had a homer problem around Freehold. PRAISE JESUS we in Pastoral Security Services has been all over them. My recommendation is be gentle but firm with them. That is the only way the we can hope Jesus can enter them.

I don't think I've ever actually seen one in real life. I have seen enough of them on the extensive hours of video and interactive DVD footage that Brother BJ has provided for my pastoral studies, though.

I feel sorry for you, Brother Marshall, and shall keep you in my prayers. I hope they didn't turn you queer.

[MoonFlower]

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I like them! They're great shopping partners and have a very good sense of style.

Moon

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: I saw a gay in town today.

There was a tool sale in town today and I went to buy several items I have been needing for the upcoming growing season, a large bolt cutter, a chain die press, a disc sander, a sand blasting tank, a few grinders, a new arc welder etc. Things no decent man of the land should be without. I was in the air tools section looking at the impact wrenches when I noticed the overwhelming smell of perfume and the unmistakable lisp of a Sodomite nearby. I was justly shocked since you don't expect to see one of those people in a tool market. Not in my town.

This is a growing problem in Freehold. I believe that these Homers have been emboldened by the San Francisco values of Speaker Nancyboy Pelosi.

You ought to be very careful, Brother Marshall-- Homers engage in filthy practices. I pray for your sake that he didn't handle your tool.

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

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I wonder what tools the gay person was buying? Battery operated, cordless power tools no doubt? Nails, screws, drills, high powered blowers and suckers (for the garden of course!)

[SUV]

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I wish I could have been there, Brother Marshall. It's been all too long since I've yelped out a hearty "Homer!" and sent my KJV1611 a' flutterin' into some Sinner's Degenerate face.

[Marshall]

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It just seems like lately they are everywhere. If it isn't on television it's in a movie or in a restaurant or in a store. I was in Walmart last week and there was a gang of gay teenaged boys walking around all nimbly bimbly up and down the aisles as if it was normal. They were dressed in tight girly jeans and one of them had a Tshirt expressing some romantical interest in chemicals which I interpreted as a drug lust. They had swoopy hair covering one eye and wore all sorts of bangles and girly jewelry. Gothtard meets vampire. I told them to go and find Jesus and let them know how much He hates queers but they just laughed. Obviously Satan already had their souls.

I looked up their type on Landovers Sinner Database and the closest I could find was the entry for "Emo".

When did gay become "cool"?

[Warrior in Christ]

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Yes Brother Marshall. We've even had a homer problem around Freehold. PRAISE JESUS we in Pastoral Security Services has been all over them. My recommendation is be gentle but firm with them. That is the only way the we can hope Jesus can enter them.

I disagree Brother. I think you need to ram them as hard and as quickly as possible with Christ love. Entry of Jesus will be a little bit quicker, it may be a little bit painful for the homers, but soon the full pleasure of True Christians will fill them and the pain will subside. I find that this is the best way to convert the homers.

[Brother Temperance]

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I looked up their type on Landovers Sinner Database and the closest I could find was the entry for "Emo".

When did gay become "cool"?

It's hard to say, but I suspect it happened around the time the liberal Joos who run the mainstream media realised that their Islamofascist allies could never hope to stand a chance against the might of America and Jesus unless the healthy, wholesome youth of America went through some serious effeminisation.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Brother Marshall be right - them thangs is EVERYWHERE these days! Just the other day, my chile Ty Lennol had been walkin' home from schoo' with a strange man... guy looked like he had been 29 or somewhere around there, real prettyboy lookin'. I axed Ty who that man be, and prettyboy gonna pipe up and start talkin' 'bout he a "mentor". I had never heard of such a thang, so I axed him what that mean. Well, he start makin' stuff up, carryin' on 'bout how he help troubled chillrens and this and that. Well, first of all I had been offended because he gonna accuse my chile of bein' troubled jus' because he borrow a few pies from a few old white ladies... and second of all, I just din't like that man's tone! I could TELL he was a prevert! I got my rollah pin and beat dat scrawny lil white man till he couldn't hardly walk, and I told him I was gonna finish the job if he ever comed around my chillrens again.

OOooo I was enraged! I axed Ty if that man had toucheded him, and he gonna tell me that man had patted him on the shoulder. Imagine how much farther it woulda done got had I not done a intervention up in there! I just thanks the LORD that He had revealed to me that this homer prevert was speakin' falsehoods so that I could with him all proper like! Anyway, I's warnin' y'all, if strange folk approach yo chillrens at they schoo' claimin' they is "mentors", it really mean they is chile molestors that has impure intentions towards yo chillrens! I wouldn't be surprised if they's a cathylick organization. Y'all best keep a close eye on them chillrens now! God bless y'all.

[Talitha]

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I disagree Brother. I think you need to ram them as hard and as quickly as possible with Christ love. Entry of Jesus will be a little bit quicker, it may be a little bit painful for the homers, but soon the full pleasure of True Christians will fill them and the pain will subside. I find that this is the best way to convert the homers.

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[Marshall]

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Well it's easy to see that todays kids are all pretty un patriotic and lean toward being tree hugging nancies instead of decent God fearing Christians like Americans are supposed to be. I blame the hippies in the 60s for this. They are the ones with the "free love" and the "love the one you're with" and all the sexual hate America songs and whatnot. Still here it is 40 years later and they are still making gay music to indoctrinate the youth with Homosexuality and anti-American/anti-Jesus mentality.
Kids just don't respect the body Jesus lent them anymore.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Amen Brother Marshall!

I also blame the Clitons. All that "If you don't ask me about not telling you what I asked you to not tell me about your butt buddy" nonsense, why that was just like saying "Go ahead and sodomize each other in the foxholes while the mudslime enemy watches". Truly a dark period in our Godly country's history.

[Warrior in Christ]

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Well it's easy to see that todays kids are all pretty un patriotic and lean toward being tree hugging nancies instead of decent God fearing Christians like Americans are supposed to be. I blame the hippies in the 60s for this. They are the ones with the "free love" and the "love the one you're with" and all the sexual hate America songs and whatnot. Still here it is 40 years later and they are still making gay music to indoctrinate the youth with Homosexuality and anti-American/anti-Jesus mentality.
Kids just don't respect the body Jesus lent them anymore.

These kids don't understand the love the Jesus offers to them. They're too caught up in their video games and MTV to truly know Jesus. They take advantage of the body that Jesus has offered them, not understanding the true feeling of his love: the warmth that it fills you with, the happiness, the joy, the content feeling that let's you know it's going to be alright..... Instead, half of these kids convert to homerism or become mooselimbs and then it's over. Most of them are lost forever to the power of satan and cut off from God. Because of these stupid liebrals they think it's ok to stay like that. These demoncrats teach "acceptance, tolerance, and 'freedom'" I'm here to tell you, and you know this Brother, Freedom comes with a price. For these misguided youths that price is hellfire.

You're also right Pastor Ezekiel, the Slick Willy and his lezbean wife are the primary reason for the recent surges of homer insurgents. What with his flimsy m-orals and then the creation of a "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" policy in the military. I'll be damned if a homer is behind me on the front line while I'm blasting terrorists!