[Rachael Van Helsing]

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No thanks. Being pregant once was more than enough. I don't enjoy that kind of pain.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Hey, provided they were still in their wrappers that could end up saving me some money!

Listen Jezebel. If you would stay knocked up once a year creating more of JESUS'S soliders, like a good True Christian(tm) wife should, you would have no need to use Satan's cotton fingers.

Now, I tire of speaking about your Hellbound cooter.

Exasperated, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Hey, provided they were still in their wrappers that could end up saving me some money!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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And what, exactly, would he hope to achieve with that?
I doubt it would serve him well on hunting trips.

To shoot at harlots like you just to annoy you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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And what, exactly, would he hope to achieve with that?
I doubt it would serve him well on hunting trips.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Look what Tater made out of confiscaded "Satan's little coton fingers". A tampon blow gun!



Aw, bless his precious heart. He is soooo creative!

Proud, Sister Thumper

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Oh my, Brother, might I?

You see, it's like I'm on a pipeline to Jesus while "riding the pipeline" on the surf to get to him while thinking about all the oil that used to go through the Alaska Pipeline, except it's down for repairs at the moment, isn't it, or soon will be.....

No. I can't carry on this charade. The Christ will know that I'm fibbing.

It's really all about....about....whether you're using cherry tobacco or the mentholated type?!

Either way, Please - don't stop! Oh GOD, PLEASE DON'T STOP!!!

SUV

Sister, a tampon thread is not a suitable place to discuss my pipe tobacco. I will send you a private message. We will arrange a time for you to meet me in my study for further discussion.

[SUV]

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Now, would you care to divulge a little more information about these "pipe" dreams?

Oh my, Brother, might I?

You see, it's like I'm on a pipeline to Jesus while "riding the pipeline" on the surf to get to him while thinking about all the oil that used to go through the Alaska Pipeline, except it's down for repairs at the moment, isn't it, or soon will be.....

No. I can't carry on this charade. The Christ will know that I'm fibbing.

It's really all about....about....whether you're using cherry tobacco or the mentholated type?!

Either way, Please - don't stop! Oh GOD, PLEASE DON'T STOP!!!

SUV

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I will simply not wallow around in such a Disgusting topic and am here only to show my support of Brother Hatchet (whose new pipe has given me some very odd dreams recently, indeed).
SUV

Godly Sister Sue, "bless you in a multitude of ways," if I may be so bold as to borrow one of your delightful phrases. I appreciate your show of support. It required a great deal of fortitude to bring up such an unpleasant topic, but the Lord and I felt it simply had to be done. I am disappointed more men have not chimed in.

Now, would you care to divulge a little more information about these "pipe" dreams?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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It will always sadden me that when I was in Australia and New Zealand in the 80s and again a couple of years ago hunting the dreaded Frill-necked Tyrannosaurs which infest those parts spreading death and terror amongst the natives that I didn't have time to track you down. Von HELLBOUND wasn't born in the 80s when I was there, but I could have explained our program for purchasing newborns to her parents.

Here is a picture I managed to get from a helicopter of one of the beasts standing next to a grove of mature Eucalyptus trees.

I was born in the 80's!!
*snickers* you're scared of lizards hahahahaha

[SUV]

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I will simply not wallow around in such a Disgusting topic and am here only to show my support of Brother Hatchet (whose new pipe has given me some very odd dreams recently, indeed).

( I say Disgusting only in the sense that some "women" apparently dare to be taking enjoyment from God's Curse. Well! Verily! Who do you think will lift us up to the Rapture, JESUS or "Aunt Flo" from "Red River"?)

SUV

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, this wasn't in the 'men's forum', Pastor.

And how is a discussion on female bodily functions a male topic?

Regarding point #1: You are a well-known intruder in the MEN's ONLY thread, so even if this topic WERE posted there, it would hardly stop you from your constant shrill rejoinders.

Regarding point #2: ANY and ALL topics are to be handled by MEN. Thus sayeth the Lord!

Now go make me a sandwich, harlot!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I am a bit shocked that anyone would start such a disturbing thread on our main forum. But since our own Brother Hatchet created the thread, I must assume the Lord directed him to do so.

Precisely. He was very explicit that He wanted this disgusting issue addressed unabashedly and with as few euphamisims as possible. I believe He chose me because if public outrage to the post was great and I was killed for it, it wouldn't matter too much since I am an old man and am going to be going to eternity soon anyway.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh dear...your little problem again dear Pastor Al?
Try syrup of Figs.

It will always sadden me that when I was in Australia and New Zealand in the 80s and again a couple of years ago hunting the dreaded Frill-necked Tyrannosaurs which infest those parts spreading death and terror amongst the natives that I didn't have time to track you down. Von HELLBOUND wasn't born in the 80s when I was there, but I could have explained our program for purchasing newborns to her parents.

Here is a picture I managed to get from a helicopter of one of the beasts standing next to a grove of mature Eucalyptus trees.

[lilith]

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Shut up.

Oh dear...your little problem again dear Pastor Al?
Try syrup of Figs.