[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I thought I posted this somewhere, but it should have gone in here.

http://www.hillbillyhousewife.com/sanitarypads.htm

[Talitha]

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Tampons are great! The best thing invented for women during this time of the month. And MEN DON'T OWN WOMEN. Woman and men are equal. Except even the worst women are better than any of the men on this site. I hope you all burn in hell bitches.

Listen you little Trailer Trash, any more blaspheming on this Forum will get you banned.

Satans Little Cotton Fingers are the work of Satan.

[Sara]

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Tampons are great! The best thing invented for women during this time of the month. And MEN DON'T OWN WOMEN. Woman and men are equal. Except even the worst women are better than any of the men on this site. I hope you all burn in hell bitches.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Thanks. I'd just gotten over what Pastor Al had said, until you said that. How you christians are meant to be loving, I will never know.

[Brother Temperance]

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No, but now I'm not sure I'll be able to for some time from now on

What? Why would you find the concept of eating fried chicken periods off-putting? It's natural, and I thought you hippies worshipped nature.

[SUV]

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Imagine how this forum would be without all the testosterone....

"Imagine," hussy, how your mental powers will improve when you poke that Cheesy scepter into your ear 2" further and put the cabbage you call a brain out of its Misery.

And please do not quote athian John Lemons on this board again - this is a Christian Family forum!!!

SUV

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Hmmmm.....
Nah, best not to answer that one.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Imagine how this forum would be without all the testosterone....

You two $itches would be quiet?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Imagine how this forum would be without all the testosterone....

[lilith]

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Genius!

Why thank you.

*Polishes nails modestly while trying to resist falling about laughing*

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yeah...if we could just figure out how to turn down the testosterone levels slightly,I'm sure the world's problems would be halved overnight.

Genius!

[lilith]

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Meh, say what you like, you can't dispute biology.

Yeah...if we could just figure out how to turn down the testosterone levels slightly,I'm sure the world's problems would be halved overnight.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Meh, say what you like, you can't dispute biology.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The body releases blood because the uterus goes through a cycle where it builds up a lining to hold an embryo. Then the woman ovulates and she releases an egg. When that egg is not fertilized, it simply falls through the uterus empty and the unneeded lining is torn away, thus the blood.

I'm afraid "I" agree with Brother Hatchet. My GOD, you will give the poor girl nightmares if you tell her stuff like that!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I'm sorry but I agree with Pastor Al.
How old are you? Haven't they taught you the facts of life yet?

The body releases blood because the uterus goes through a cycle where it builds up a lining to hold an embryo. Then the woman ovulates and she releases an egg. When that egg is not fertilized, it simply falls through the uterus empty and the unneeded lining is torn away, thus the blood.

Are you sure you're female? At the age of even 12 you should already know that!

Women discharge blood because God hates women. And when one considers women like you, it's little wonder.