[Ixi]

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Tampons are cool. You can swim with them, run with them, and its not messy like stupid pads.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Being a heterosexual white christian man, what are you doing reading a thread titled 'tampons'?

Because he is a True Christian MAN, and concerned about your rapid decent into hellfire. Try and show a little gratitude, harlot.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Being a heterosexual white christian man, what are you doing reading a thread titled 'tampons'?

[Brother Temperance]

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Xmas? But Samhain hasn't even happened yet, there's a while yet until Yule.

Being a heterosexual white Christian man, I had never heard of the Satanic ritual you mention before, so I googled it, and look what I found: A gang of wild queers.

Do you really want to spend eternity with these folk in Hell? Repent, sinner!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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So you admit that you are a goth witch who worships satan. Do you have any idea what Jesus is going to do with you once He gets His hands on you?

Ummm......give me the telling off of a lifetime? old

Samhain is a satanic orgy originated by drunken irish demon worshippers. That you would not only participate in such filth but also attempt to recruit followers in God's forum is beyond the pale.

I'm not recruiting, just mentioning. You really are tense, Zekey boy. Maybe you need another bible study session with BTB.

THIS is what we True Christians are up against; The Battle For Christmas!

And this is what the ACLU is up against...Xtian stubborness to recognize any traditions but their own

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Xmas? But Samhain hasn't even happened yet, there's a while yet until Yule.

So you admit that you are a goth witch who worships satan. Do you have any idea what Jesus is going to do with you once He gets His hands on you?

Samhain is a satanic orgy originated by drunken irish demon worshippers. That you would not only participate in such filth but also attempt to recruit followers in God's forum is beyond the pale.

THIS is what we True Christians are up against; The Battle For Christmas!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Xmas? But Samhain hasn't even happened yet, there's a while yet until Yule.

[SUV]

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I would have thought you would have said pterodactyls

Surely, Miss HELL-singer, you didn't think there was a Word in the American language that could possibly be spelt like THAT? Are you trying to drag us all down to the depths with you, with trying to force us to figure out what you're saying rather than attend to our Christmas Shopping? Less than three months from today to complete it, you know!

Oh well - JESUS Loves You anyway, so MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

SUV

[lilith]

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I asked a few Sisters of the Cotton Pony to explain to me just what a tampon was and I admit I was horrified.

Sticking things in places they don't belong is surely a crime against the will of The Lord.

Hopefully this phenomenon is solely the domain of Baptists and never makes it's way to Catholicism.




Bless you my Children,
Father Mo



P.S. Shouldn't they call it "womenstration"?

Um...Father Mo? Care to explain just how the saintly sisters KNEW what you meant?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Pastor Al, you must have more faith in my than I first thought!
I would have thought you would have said pterodactyls

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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They don't make pigeons that big. Van HELL singer's sins would take a brace of ostriches.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Ok, say I was to get into the kitchen. Am I meant to just bleed all over the floor?

I do believe a woman who is having her Issue has no business being indoors! I say, send her into the fields, where she can pick vegetables and fruits until the eighth day of her issue, when she might bring two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness. Only then, should she be allowed indoors.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ok, say I was to get into the kitchen. Am I meant to just bleed all over the floor?

[Rain]

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SIN-ful. Absolutely Sinful

SUV

Absolutely Sister Sue, I didn't think that hellbound heathen could get much lower, but she somehow did it....
She should be thinking less of ways to cope with her monthly curse, and more about getting back into the kitchen!

~Rain

[SUV]

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Hey, provided they were still in their wrappers that could end up saving me some money!

SIN-ful. Absolutely Sinful

SUV