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  • #121
    Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

    Thanks a lot brothers and sisters, you're right, the only thing needed to raise a kid is the Holy Bible. With my husband we're going to start a new one tonight, so please pray for us to have a beautiful baby boy

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    • #122
      Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

      Originally posted by Mrs.Elizabeth View Post
      Thanks a lot brothers and sisters, you're right, the only thing needed to raise a kid is the Holy Bible. With my husband we're going to start a new one tonight, so please pray for us to have a beautiful baby boy
      I will be thinking of you, tonight. My hopes and prayers are with you.

      God bless.
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #123
        Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

        Originally posted by Mrs.Elizabeth View Post
        Thanks a lot brothers and sisters, you're right, the only thing needed to raise a kid is the Holy Bible. With my husband we're going to start a new one tonight, so please pray for us to have a beautiful baby boy
        God is indeed Sovereign! You hear the Word of God, are given faith (Romans 10:17), and as it happens, are ovulating at this very time! I just can't understand how people think there are coincidences when God is clearly in control!

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        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #124
          Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

          This is wonderful news, Mrs. Elizabeth. I suggest that you and your husband pray while conceiving your new child. When Jesus is there with you, it can only enhance the chances of the seed quickening within you.

          Matthew 18:20
          For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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          • #125
            Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

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            Might work for Freehold too.
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            • #126
              Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

              Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
              This is wonderful news, Mrs. Elizabeth. I suggest that you and your husband pray while conceiving your new child. When Jesus is there with you, it can only enhance the chances of the seed quickening within you.

              Matthew 18:20
              For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
              Brother, I have fantastic news for you, Adam and I are going to have a new baby, I'm pregnant, so in 9 months Landover will have a new Christ Soldier

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              • #127
                Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                Originally posted by Mrs.Elizabeth View Post
                Brother, I have fantastic news for you, Adam and I are going to have a new baby, I'm pregnant, so in 9 months Landover will have a new Christ Soldier
                Congrats, dear! That is wonderful news and I'll pray that you get a Soldier of Christ.
                Yours In Christ,
                Mary Thompson.
                Thinking of Abortion?
                That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                • #128
                  Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                  Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                  Congrats, dear! That is wonderful news and I'll pray that you get a Soldier of Christ.
                  Yours In Christ,
                  Mary Thompson.
                  Is a wonderful notice for my family, our daughters are very happy for their future little brother (we hope it will be a boy, my husband wants a little young man who carry the Morrison name till the next generation)

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                  • #129
                    Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                    Originally posted by Mrs.Elizabeth View Post
                    Brother, I have fantastic news for you, Adam and I are going to have a new baby, I'm pregnant...
                    Really?

                    ...so in 9 months Landover will have a new Christ Soldier
                    Even though human females typically have no reason to suspect that they're pregnant until one or more missed periods? And even modern pregnancy tests cannot hope to yield any meaningful answer until implantation occurs, typically 6 to 12 days after ovulation?

                    Lemme guess, an angel appeared and told you.

                    Yup, it's a bone-a fidey miracle, I tells ya. The Second Coming, fer sher.











                    Why do so many noobs try to make Landover all about them and their stupid little dramas, instead of realizing what's really going on here?

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                    • #130
                      Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Even though human females typically have no reason to suspect that they're pregnant until one or more missed periods? And even modern pregnancy tests cannot hope to yield any meaningful answer until implantation occurs, typically 6 to 12 days after ovulation?

                      Lemme guess, an angel appeared and told you.

                      Yup, it's a bone-a fidey miracle, I tells ya. The Second Coming, fer sher.
                      I went to my doctor and he told me I had a 2 weeks pregnancy, so I get pregnant before Adam and I start planning one, I didn't notice my missing periods because I'm very irregular since always. Are you happy with that?

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                      • #131
                        Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                        Originally posted by Mrs.Elizabeth View Post
                        I went to my doctor and he told me I had a 2 weeks pregnancy, so I get pregnant before Adam and I start planning one, I didn't notice my missing periods because I'm very irregular since always. Are you happy with that?
                        Great. The atheist turd tricked you into posting enough details about yourself to fuel his compulsive masturbation antics for another week.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #132
                          Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Great. The atheist turd tricked you into posting enough details about yourself to fuel his compulsive masturbation antics for another week.
                          Oh God Pastor, you're right, I'm sorry for posting those stupid things about my life, is just that I don't like how arrogant the atheists are. Feel free to delete my previous post if you're not comfortable with it

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                          • #133
                            Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            EXCUSE ME! TAMPONS, AKA "SATANS LITTLE COTTON FINGERS" ARE NOT A FIT TOPIC OF DISCUSSION ON THIS GODLY BOARD!

                            WOMEN WILL SILENTLY ACCEPT THAT THEY MUST SUFFER FOR ETERNITY FOR EVE'S INDESCRETIONS AND NOT JOIN IN MANLY DISCUSSIONS!
                            How can you call yourself a pastor and act this way. You are a sexist, rude, judgmental bigot that should really be ashamed of himself.
                            Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
                            Matt 18:14
                            And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
                            John 4:16

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                            • #134
                              Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              To shoot at harlots like you just to annoy you.
                              Whores fulfill an important social function / need. Therefore have some civilized countries legalized their service...
                              Rom.1:26-27
                              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                              • #135
                                Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads

                                Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                                Did you know that menstral blood contains spontaneously aborted egg-children who never got a chance to accept Jesus as their savior because their mother was negligent in having her husband sire another child on her that month? It's true.

                                Every time I think of garbage pails full of precious egg-children soaking into cotton, who were never given a chance to develop a personal relationship with Jesus, I weep.
                                Menstrual blood is tissue from the lining of the uterus. You're thinking of ovulation, which is a totally different thing. And if we stayed pregnant all the time and never had periods, then we would have to start bearing children at like, age twelve. Having a child at that age is very unhealthy and takes a serious toll on the body.
                                Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
                                Matt 18:14
                                And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
                                John 4:16

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