[Didymus Much]

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When I was just a young lad, learning the ways of the world, I wondered why they weren't called "tamp-ins", because, well, you know...

[Cranky Old Man]

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A sop to the "female vote"?

I don't think so. Women just have to vote as their husbands command them to. I do hope the GOP understand that the hurricane God has sent to their convention is a signal to show they are getting way to liberal though. We already have a communist party with Obama, we don't need two of those.

[JustGotSaved]

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And now the Republican National Convention will be held in a city named after one of these devices.

A sop to the "female vote"?

A "sop"? Ewww

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Godly State of Texas knows what to do with satan's little cotton fingers.

No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Texas Senate, Vaginas OK (For Now)

This afternoon, the Texas State Senate is debating House Bill 2, a hugely restrictive anti-abortion bill that would ban late-term abortions. A vote may take place tonight, so the capital gallery is currently at full-capacity. Meanwhile, state troopers have been searching through bags to confiscate tampons, feminine pads, and tissues before spectators have been allowed inside.

[Jedediah]

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Did you know that menstral blood contains spontaneously aborted egg-children who never got a chance to accept Jesus as their savior because their mother was negligent in having her husband sire another child on her that month? It's true.

Every time I think of garbage pails full of precious egg-children soaking into cotton, who were never given a chance to develop a personal relationship with Jesus, I weep.

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Did you know that menstral blood contains spontaneously aborted egg-children who never got a chance to accept Jesus as their savior because their mother was negligent in having her husband sire another child on her that month? It's true.

Every time I think of garbage pails full of precious egg-children soaking into cotton, who were never given a chance to develop a personal relationship with Jesus, I weep.

Brother, I need to know something, what can I do to not abort spontaneously all those babies every month? I know the biological solution is getting pregnant as soon as I give birth, but we can't take care of that amount of babies because we don't have the money. Maybe I can take pills, but then I couldn't get pregnant when my husband want it and I know is against God's plan, so I need a solution, I hope you don't mind brother

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother, I need to know something, what can I do to not abort spontaneously all those babies every month? I know the biological solution is getting pregnant as soon as I give birth, but we can't take care of that amount of babies because we don't have the money. Maybe I can take pills, but then I couldn't get pregnant when my husband want it and I know is against God's plan, so I need a solution, I hope you don't mind brother

Why are you asking him? Why don't you leave this (and all major decisions) to your husband and your pastor. Stop babbling, girl.

And what did you say your Pastor's name is again?

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Why are you asking him? Why don't you leave this (and all major decisions) to your husband and your pastor. Stop babbling, girl.

And what did you say your Pastor's name is again?

Yeah, you're right, thanks again for the advice, I think the proper thing is talk about that with my husband, he'll know what to do

And our Pastor's name is Bob Stine. He's a charming old man, very polite and God fearing, thanks for your question brother. I took this picture of him and his wife from our church website

[Cranky Old Man]

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I know the biological solution is getting pregnant as soon as I give birth, but we can't take care of that amount of babies because we don't have the money.

Why doesn't your husband get a job? Is he a Democrat?

[Thinks Design]

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This thread is a disgrace.

I really like tennis.

ThinksDesign

[Mrs.Elizabeth]

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Why doesn't your husband get a job? Is he a Democrat?

No, he already has a job and we have money, but not like to maintain ten babies

[Mary Thompson]

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No, he already has a job and we have money, but not like to maintain ten babies

Nonsense! All you need to raise a child is a King James Bible 1611! And maybe duct tape to keep the babies quiet and in one spot; but what made you think that its expensive to have lots of children?And anyway, even if having children was expensive, God wants you to do it, so you have to obey! (Genesis 1:28)

[Basilissa]

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No, he already has a job and we have money, but not like to maintain ten babies

That is so sad! I'll pray for you.

Does your husband know that probably the only way you can get to Heaven is by having as many Christian babies as possible?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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The Godly State of Texas knows what to do with satan's little cotton fingers.

Yep. And yet guns still are allowed. God Bless Texas!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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No, he already has a job and we have money, but not like to maintain ten babies

Where is your faith, dear? The LORD tells us children is a heritage from Him.

Except the Lord build the house, they labour in vain that build it: except the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain.
It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to eat the bread of sorrows: for so he giveth his beloved sleep.
Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them:
they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
Psalm 127:1-5

We are taught to regard divine Providence in all the concerns of this life, not just the easy, small things. In all the affairs and business of the family, no one is more blessed than he who is safe in God's Hands. We must depend upon God's blessing, which comes with fear and obedience, and not our own intellect (remember, God hates rational thinking).

If your husband builds his house and family based on the arguments of secularism (money for food, medicine, home, education, etc), then he builds his house and family in vain. All his plans will be of no more value than the ancient Tower of Babel (Genesis 11:1-9). After all, one cannot hide his lack of faith and pride in self-accomplishments from God.

If you and your husband do not truly trust the LORD, you have no reason to expect His blessing, and without His blessing all your labors are in vain. The best-laid project fails unless God crowns it with success. See Malachi 1:4.

Seeing how you are now in your mid thirties, by the grace of God you may have another ten years to provide your husband with good, decent Soldiers of Christ. I have one friend who learned to trust the LORD late in her life and in the last ten years of her childbearing years produced 14 wonderful offspring. She was indeed a joy to her husband and a fine example of Christian stewardship; after all, being a woman makes us stewards of the uterus God gave us, not owners, and we must please Him by wisely caring for what He first gave us (Matthew 25:14-30).