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Jean and I have been away on a calling from God to spread HIS WORD. Our ministerial family is committed to exalting Jesus Christ to the huddled masses. Well, that and Jean had a message in her potato salad last year that moved her to this calling. We loaded up the van full of bibles and Jean's BIG BIB™ and away we went! Jean was so excited she drooled all over the dashboard most of the first day.
We started off by traveling west from our home in North Carolina to Memphis Tennessee. (We heard there were lots of sinners in Memphis.) We called our first sermon "Purity and Righteousness In Christ"
Our next stop was in Dallas Texas. My sermon "Keeping The Unity of The Spirit" brought tears to everyone's eyes.
After that we were off to Alcoma New Mexico to preach my famous "CHRIST - THE HERALD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS" sermon. This one didn't go over too well with the half-breeds in New Mexico.
In December we found ourselves back on the east coast in Atlantic City, New Jersey preaching the popular "Reason For His Coming". There was a bit of ugliness when Jean was penalized a half pound because one of thejudges congregation found a whole meatball under her chair after she finished eating testifying.
Our most recent stop found us in Long Beach California. We spoke on "Chili Cheese Fries and God". Jean was moved by a burning in her heart.
Now that we're home Jean is recovering nicely. We want to assure the pastors of LBC that allwinnings tithe money accepted on our mission will be sent in next week.
PRAISE HIM!
We started off by traveling west from our home in North Carolina to Memphis Tennessee. (We heard there were lots of sinners in Memphis.) We called our first sermon "Purity and Righteousness In Christ"
Our next stop was in Dallas Texas. My sermon "Keeping The Unity of The Spirit" brought tears to everyone's eyes.
After that we were off to Alcoma New Mexico to preach my famous "CHRIST - THE HERALD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS" sermon. This one didn't go over too well with the half-breeds in New Mexico.
In December we found ourselves back on the east coast in Atlantic City, New Jersey preaching the popular "Reason For His Coming". There was a bit of ugliness when Jean was penalized a half pound because one of the
Our most recent stop found us in Long Beach California. We spoke on "Chili Cheese Fries and God". Jean was moved by a burning in her heart.
Now that we're home Jean is recovering nicely. We want to assure the pastors of LBC that all
PRAISE HIM!
ve, Sister Thumper
You pray...I dance naked in the forest 
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