Oh God, I'm puking so hard I can't think.
By now you've all heard the disgusting news out of Norway that America's negro President, Barack Obama has won the Nobel "We Hate America" Prize.
How many times does the Nobel Committee need to stick it to USA, I mean, really?
First, there was the Nobel Committee's slap-in-the-face to the US by giving the damn award (excuse my French) to Jimmy Carter. And then, there was the "bend-over-and-take-it, USA" award, when the Committee endorsed the fiction of global warming and gave the thing to Al Gore.
And now, there's this assault on our homeland -- and yet another award to a DEMONcrat. It's terrorism, I tell you! They hate us! We're under attack!
True Christians™ understand how alone in the world America is and how badly, right now, we need Jesus to nuzzle us to His Holy bosom. Because, Lord, we need Your lovingkindness in this, our hour of despair. We beseech you, Lord!
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By now you've all heard the disgusting news out of Norway that America's negro President, Barack Obama has won the Nobel "We Hate America" Prize.
How many times does the Nobel Committee need to stick it to USA, I mean, really?
First, there was the Nobel Committee's slap-in-the-face to the US by giving the damn award (excuse my French) to Jimmy Carter. And then, there was the "bend-over-and-take-it, USA" award, when the Committee endorsed the fiction of global warming and gave the thing to Al Gore.
And now, there's this assault on our homeland -- and yet another award to a DEMONcrat. It's terrorism, I tell you! They hate us! We're under attack!
True Christians™ understand how alone in the world America is and how badly, right now, we need Jesus to nuzzle us to His Holy bosom. Because, Lord, we need Your lovingkindness in this, our hour of despair. We beseech you, Lord!
Tell us it aint so, JESUS!
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