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  • xfrodobagginsx
    Homosexual Hobbit
    • Sep 2006
    • 41
    #1

    Independent Baptists

    Woa. I changed my mind
    Last edited by xfrodobagginsx; 09-27-2006, 07:19 AM. Reason: I changed my mind
    I am a Goth and an idiot.
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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323
      #2
      Re: Independent Baptists

      Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
      I have a question. Why are independent baptists so legalistic and full of pharasees?
      Frodo, you have come to the right place for answers. Most so-called 'Baptists' are anything but! In fact, they are completely off course. We refer to them as FALSE CHRISTIANS.

      Landover is the ONLY church in the WORLD that is personally approved by JESUS to teach His Word (TM) as it is written in the KJV1611 (Authorized) Bible.

      What else would you like to know, Brother?
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • xfrodobagginsx
          Homosexual Hobbit
          • Sep 2006
          • 41
          #3
          Re: Independent Baptists

          Pastor,

          Are you saying that your church is the only church that is approved by God? I don't understand what you are saying.

          How is your church the only one that is personally approved by Jesus?
          I am a Goth and an idiot.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323
              #4
              Re: Independent Baptists

              Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
              Pastor,

              Are you saying that your church is the only church that is approved by God? I don't understand what you are saying.

              How is your church the only one that is personally approved by Jesus?
              When GOD dictated the KJV1611 to King James' scribes IN ENGLISH, it was divinely inspired and therefore flawless. The next year, when it was published, the first copy was given to the new Landover Baptist church to take to the "Landover the ocean", America, and take back the land that the savage injuns had pre-stolen from JESUS.

              Landover was created to accept this Holy Quest from God.
              Everyone else is doomed to the Lake of Fire.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • xfrodobagginsx
                  Homosexual Hobbit
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 41
                  #5
                  Re: Independent Baptists

                  But that's not what your KJV 1611 bible tells you. It tells you that only those who accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior will get to heaven. It's not about a church or giving money it's about a Savior.
                  I am a Goth and an idiot.

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                    • Andreas
                      Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 249
                      #6
                      Re: Independent Baptists

                      But that's not what your KJV 1611 bible tells you. It tells you that only those who accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior will get to heaven. It's not about a church or giving money it's about a Savior.
                      Didn't you say you changed your mind?

                      All baptists are capable of Saving our eternal Souls, but God favours Landover Baptists.
                      Last edited by Talitha; 09-27-2006, 12:54 PM. Reason: Sentence didn'y make any sense
                      Soon in Christ

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
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                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405
                          #7
                          Re: Independent Baptists

                          Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                          Didn't you say you changed your mind?

                          All baptists are capable of Saving our eternal Souls, but God favours Landover Baptists.
                          Baptist do NOT SAVE SOULS you pre-transgender Kraut! Only Jesus SAVES souls! PRAISE!

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                            • Andreas
                              Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 249
                              #8
                              Re: Independent Baptists

                              Baptist do NOT SAVE SOULS you pre-transgender Kraut! Only Jesus SAVES souls! PRAISE!
                              I guess I was possessed by Aarnu-god. I meant all Baptists are loonies, but insanity favors Landover members.
                              Soon in Christ

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