I've enlisted

[Brother Samuel]

After much thought and consideration, I've come to the decision that I should put my career at LCU on hold and enlist in the U.S. Army! I've had enough of those ragheads walking around worshipping camels and it's time I told them so!

P.S. Brother Warrior in Christ: Meet me down at the jogging lake at 1500. Having been through basic training and all, I hope you can help me get in shape.

[Talitha]

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Congratulations Brother Samuel.
You'll be joining the Ranks of the other brave American Men fighting to try and bring some kind of Civilisation out in Mudslimistan.
God and GWB are on YOUR side Soldier.

[Warrior in Christ]

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Son, you're pretty good at running, I won't lie. But you need to focus more on the mentality that you're going to have to be in to kill mudslime demons and love it. The LORD empowers us, as warriors and defenders of HIS great nation, to fight against all of those inhabitants of this world that are less than righteous or possess demonic qualities(i.e. mooselimbs and negros). I know you'll be a fine soldier, but you've got a long way to go son, kill me a dune coon and then we'll go out with the Pastors and as a celebration we'll witness the local prosititution racket, they could use some rebuking.

[Witch Hammer]

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Good for you! There's no greather honor than taking a bullet for Christ! God is smiling.

[Deaner]

Re: I've enlisted

Good for you! There's no greather honor than taking a bullet for Christ! God is smiling.

Praise Jesus! It's Brother Hammer; I can feel the demons running for cover.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I've enlisted

Good for you! There's no greather honor than taking a bullet for Christ! God is smiling.

Yes, his family will be so proud of him. Even though they will have to keep the funeral sercret from those evil liberals they can be sure their son did The Lord's work!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Good for you! There's no greather honor than taking a bullet for Christ! God is smiling.

Brother WH! Welcome back! I trust your roving ministry to witches and harlots has borne fruit.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: I've enlisted

Good for you! There's no greather honor than taking a bullet for Christ! God is smiling.

Congratulations on your removal from incarceration Twitchstammer! If you can get a message back inside tell Pastor Al I said hello!




Bless you, my early release violator to be,
Father Mo

[Brother Temperance]

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Praise Jesus! Although our various serious medical conditions and the important nature of the work we do fighting the War on Terror here on the home front means we cannot join you in the army, know that our hopes and prayers go with you. We would all dearly love to enlist alongside you, but it's been made clear to us that the work we do here is irreplacable. But when you're out there in mudslimeland, fighting vicious Jihadis for Christ, take a moment to think of your comrades here at Landover - Bobby Joe and the heroic way he demoralises Al-Quaeda supporters over the internet, Brother Wash and the masculine way he bravely voices his opinions over the radio, and even little old Temperance and the work I do putting bricks through the windows of those terrorist nests we call curry houses. Yes, some of us may be out in Iraq being shot at, and others may not, but we're all together in this war.

[OnYourKnees]

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Truly, I wish I were as bold, courageous, and committed as you,

Brother Wash.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I never even got to know you, and already you're leaving!
When you're in Iraq, look for a young boy with a KJV1611 Bible named Matthew. He was orphaned through God's will, and so he's available 24 hours a day to do any little jobs you may have for him in exchange for nothing more than crust of bread. But don't let him get lax! Always insist that he study and recite scripture before being fed!

[Brother Love]

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Brother Samuel you're a real SOLDIER FOR CHRIST and now you are going to take the LORD'S MESSAGE to the MUDSLIMES loud and clear. PRAISE THE LORD!! It's the people of JESUS that MUST stop the MUDSLIME degeneration against the Lord's people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Samuel you're a real SOLDIER FOR CHRIST and now you are going to take the LORD'S MESSAGE to the MUDSLIMES loud and clear. PRAISE THE LORD!! It's the people of JESUS that MUST stop the MUDSLIME degeneration against the Lord's people.

Praise Jesus! Its good to see you back in God's favorite forum, shouting God's Praises and rebuking heathen scum, Brother Love!